tEsLim:

My travels so far has been smooth. Abroad I dont ever have problems its like walk through. But from Naija the immigration ppl here are my own problem. They ask me questions that annoys me like asking to show them proof or documents i obtained my visa with or what business I do. I remember one time coming back from World cup last year from South Africa and I did a lot of shopping for the family then the immigration guy here was asking me for bribe and I was like look i shopped with all my money I have nothing. Then he told me frankly that he could make me wait here for the next 24hrs that best i could do is just to co-operate then i asked what was wrong. Then he told me all cloths from abroad that i'm bringing into naija was contraband blah blah poo. That why should I shop abroad; aren't there shops in naija, i was so mad at this dude later he asked for 10k naira but shame on me I later called him outside and gave him 1k naira after he told other officers i was clear to go. Since then I always keep naira in my pocket when going so i can bribe stupidos on landing

justwise:

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You are part of the problem then, why do you have to bribe him when u haven't committed any offence? When did shopping abroad for personal use become a crime in Nigeria?

Siena:

In a country where not much works, and justice isn't served, there's very little choice. I agree, bribery and corruption shouldn't be the order of the day, but all depends on how much time you have to stand arguing with these guys, and how valuable your time is to you.
You may not have committed any offence, but they can delay you for hours, even if they eventually allow you to pass, without extorting any money from you. Such is life in Nigeria, we don't neccessarily like it, but we learn to live with it.

tEsLim:

@Justwise I want you to swear with your balls that you have never given police bribe or other public workers. As I'm the problem I dont have 24hrs to waste at MM and it was bleeping hot the air conditioners where off and I was coming from a place where it was Winter. See its the regular poo I have no time to waste. But I wont give out to much simple. I've been held by police for being a gentleman for about 4hrs plus. This is Nigeria bullshit works. YOu think they care if you missed your flight? They dont give a bleep must of the immigration officers have never stepped out of the country or payed for a flight ticket mostly some illiterates from the N*rth (I'm sorry didn't mean to be disrespectful there)