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Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Noblefirstlady: 8:44pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
Guys pay attention and learn from your mistakes. Mine is, I would get you a job even when the mumu was jobless himself. 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by goodmorning40: 8:58pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
Call me 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by PrimadonnaO(f): 10:13pm On Sep 06, 2019 |
I've never fallen for anyone who had pickup lines... those Shakespeare wannabes, guys who flatter like their lives depend on it. Good humour is attractive, but those poetic lines ..oh please! 3 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 11:03am On Sep 07, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: From the bucket of over flowing love did i pick up my pen to show you my undying love To the one who decides my heart beat Dear PrimadonnaO If should think of love I'd think of you, your arms, Tying your hair in plaits above, The lyre shape of your arms and shoulders, The soft curve of your winding head and the glamour of your beauty which encompasses my words of description. You are my sun and stars, my night, my day, My seasons, summer, winter, my sweet spring, My autumn song, the church in which I pray, Holding you close to me will be a dream come thru. 10 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 07, 2019 |
Seems NL has a poet.
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Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Fountainofyouth(f): 11:20am On Sep 07, 2019 |
Prectega: Guy you're funny, that ain't it at all. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 11:24am On Sep 07, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: She said she hates poets |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by PrimadonnaO(f): 11:31am On Sep 07, 2019 |
Prectega: Lmao |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 12:03pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: At least i made you smile 4 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by PrimadonnaO(f): 12:20pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
2 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 12:38pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: Do you like doctors ? 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by PrimadonnaO(f): 12:47pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Prectega: As long as they don't smoke and womanise. |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 12:52pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
PrimadonnaO: soon to be here .. You welcomed to be my patient If u know what i mean 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by mrNEMZY(m): 1:16pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Prectega: Guy, you are good 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Prectega(m): 2:50pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
thanks mrNEMZY: |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by thanki410(m): 3:01pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Let me lick you up like a mango and have your hair tangled between my teeth 6 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:45pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: I go straight to the point like ..." Isabella can I plant my tuber in you so that your fountain Waters me and we grow young in love forever " Or " Isabella , this young man before you feels old and he may be young again if you allow him feed from the fountain of youth in your upper body like a toddler ." I'm a sexual fantasy addict, sorry for messing your mention. I know you are also like me with a high libido. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Fountainofyouth(f): 5:03pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Freehuman: I really am not, I just like to play and probe at will, all my sexual fantasies has been fulfilled. 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by LarryBee1k: 5:04pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
6 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by agbonkamen(f): 5:38pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Me entrying a city for the first time guy said you look familiar.....familiar kill you there. 5 Likes |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Noblefirstlady: 7:08pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
agbonkamen:Yeah they keep using that line over and over again. It is now boring. |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Chrisus(m): 8:03pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
I'm a guy, but I know the 'You look familiar' line has to be the worst out there. |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Fountainofyouth: Wow, means you're not really a dreamer. I wonder if mine can ever be fulfilled even partly. |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 9:21pm On Sep 07, 2019 |
Blackivy29: Oh really |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:36am On Sep 08, 2019 |
40secondsMan:Yes. Are you one too? |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:39am On Sep 08, 2019 |
Who get time for pickup line when I simply walk to a girl and ask hey babe, I wan nyash you. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 11:57am On Sep 08, 2019 |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:57am On Sep 08, 2019 |
thanki410:Jeez. That was terrible 1 Like |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:58am On Sep 08, 2019 |
illitrate:Does it work? |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 12:00pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
40secondsMan:you're a write and a poet? Wowwwww |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by 40secondsMan: 12:08pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Blackivy29: More of a poet. Haven't written anything since my last compulsory school project But em...it seems am about to dig up some Gold with this your character |
Re: Ladies : What Is The Worst Pick Up Lines You Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:22pm On Sep 08, 2019 |
Blackivy29: Always work, sometimes work after a slap. |
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