Please take your calculator, follow me as I make them easy for you and your about to be spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to N50,000.

-A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 -

-Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown:N3500

-White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

-Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

-Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

-Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one)

-12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150

-Bride Accessories (Old ones)

-Hairdresser charges: N1700

-Groom Haircut: N300

-Best Man- Freestyle with old suit Abeg!

-Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 need wasting money on that

-Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own)

-Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Bridal train makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

-Just hire your car from relative or friend

-Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500

-Fuel 3000

-Wedding Venue (Church hall)

-Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 need to spend on that

-Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0 need to spend

-Reception Venue (Any Open field)



-Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

-Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): --Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably)

-London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-N2000

-Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500

-Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300

-Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100

-Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350

-A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to the open field) N1500

-Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000

-Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500

One packet of cabin for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500

Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500

Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500

You see.

Culled from the net. Author Unknown.

You’re Sick.

I pray for grace for you

Yea that's how we roll in those days but you can't try that nonsense now

Smart but no one wants a cheap wedding nah
I want a 6 figure wedding gown.

Just give the girl belle and skip all these.

Madu2013:
Please take your calculator, follow me as I make them easy for you and your about to be spouse. Trust me! It won't even be up to N50,000.

-A set of one carat diamond wedding rings from Jumia (Black Friday Price): N4000 -

-Cost of hire of fairly used Aba made wedding gown:N3500

-White high heels from Dealdey: N3500

-Five yards of black material for black suit at N700 per yard: N3000 Tailor Workmanship: N3000 Starched white shirt from Yaba Market: N1000

-Men shoes from Ikeja Along: N2500

-Groom: Use your old tie: (N0 need to buy new one)

-12 inches of Remi Brazilian Hair: N7000 Ozone Relaxer: N150

-Bride Accessories (Old ones)

-Hairdresser charges: N1700

-Groom Haircut: N300

-Best Man- Freestyle with old suit Abeg!

-Freshly plucked hibiscus flowers as bride bouquet: N0 need wasting money on that

-Bridesmaid dresses for a train of three- freestyle (On Your Own)

-Bridal Makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Bridal train makeup DIY: N0 need!

-Cost of bulk sms as wedding invites (100 sms for 100 guests): N300

-Just hire your car from relative or friend

-Decoration(Balloons & ribbons): N500

-Fuel 3000

-Wedding Venue (Church hall)

-Wedding Photography (A friend or relative iPhone): N0 need to spend on that

-Photogrid app for editing/pasting Bella Naija logo on photos: N0 need to spend

-Reception Venue (Any Open field)



-Cost of hire of 20 white plastic chairs: N2000

-Reception MC (Bride or groom relative): --Music from relatives phone (China phone preferably)

-London used mobile phone speaker from computer village in Lagos-N2000

-Wedding cakes from Cakes&Cream: N3500

-Short bread from Balogun Market (Feeding of the couple): N300

-Fresh agege Bread as surplus for feeding of the couple (If groom is still hungry): N100

-Five Alive juice (Feeding of the couple): N350

-A crate of 35cl coke (For the few long throat wedding guests who still followed to the open field) N1500

-Freshly made zobo as wedding guests wine: N1000

-Disposable cups to stand in as glasses: N500

One packet of cabin for small chops: N700

5 wraps of Onitsha chinchin mixed together for small chops: N500

Big pack of gala diced in circles as small chops: N500

Twenty five packs of locally prepared jollof rice from Iya Basira: N2500

Bic biros as wedding souvenir: N500

Miscellaneous: N500

You see.

Culled from the net. Author Unknown.

good one

Davash222:
Just give the girl belle and skip all these.

Blackivy29:
Smart but no one wants a cheap wedding nah

I want a 6 figure wedding gown.

I just pray you don't end up in 6 figure poverty after.

And it'll make front page

MariaLavina:
I just pray you don't end up in 6 figure poverty after.

Dont mind me jare.

24kmagic:
And it'll make front page

I bet my life savings it wont.

Blackivy29:
Dont mind me jare.

Lol, I was pulling your legs too, good thing you saw the joke.

MariaLavina:
Lol, I was pulling your legs too, good thing you saw the joke.

ofcourse.

Remove poverty mentality from your mind and start thinking wealth.

What of me that want a very simple wedding

Me and Bae
and the Pastor that will unite us

Finish

2dice01:
What of me that want a very simple wedding
Me and Bae and the Pastor that will unite us
Finish

@ ur signature- dts y he lies

aloeman15:
@ ur signature- dts y he lies

2dice01:

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#3000 naira for suit? Not happening....

Blackivy29:
Smart but no one wants a cheap wedding nah

I want a 6 figure wedding gown.

It is very obvious you are still a teenager.
Most of your comments defines you.

Lalasticlala ooo
Mine took place during 6am morning mass on a Wednesday morning... After the mass shared my souvenirs and off we went..

Good for you