Hey Guys,

I have hit rock bottom. I live in NJ, and I want to end it all. I want a painless method. I have tried getting hold of cyanide, to no avail. Guys and gals, What do I do next? Anyone know how I can get hold of cyanide? Or anything else I can use? Pls, help me!


Yours,
hopeless dude.

Seriously dude, wats your story?

Why do want to take your own life?

Before u take ur lyf, just remember that there is one million and one people out there that u are much better than.

At this point, the reason is not that important.

The most important thing is that I need cyanide.
How can I get hold of it? Any help, please?

My friend have tried jumping into the river.

Stand in front of a moving train

I want something painless!

@ Poster please dont take any action for now just gimme your address i will send death down there immediately

thweraja10:

@ Poster please dont take any action for now just gimme your address i will send death down there immediately

u are not serious and dedicated to dieing, cuz you are wasting time typing this message for cyanide,

Pls ,How bout ur will,Can u will me everything nd i ll get u ur Cyanide. . . . .Deal?
Besides i have the painless method u will like.

i am just passing by

fstranger:

I want something painless!

You don't deserve "something painless", you useless tribalist!!!! I just went through your past posts and I sincerely hope you die of heart attack secondary to cardiac arrythmia (your own words), or something equally distressful and painful in equal measures!!!

Coward so u want 2 take d easy way out? I tink otapiapia will do d magic. U can order 4rm ur friends in nigeria

Coward so u want 2 take d easy way out? I tink otapiapia will do d magic. U can order 4rm ur friends in nigeria

Coolabbie:

Coward so u want 2 take d easy way out? I tink otapiapia will do d magic. U can order 4rm your friends in nigeria

It will serve you well in life, after I am gone, if you learnt how to write properly, before voicing/typing your unsolicited opinion.

fstranger:

It will serve you well in life, after I am gone, if you learnt how to write properly, before voicing/typing your unsolicited opinion.

Eeyore:

You don't deserve "something painless", you useless tribalist!!!! I just went through your past posts and I sincerely hope you die of heart attack secondary to cardiac arrythmia (your own words), or something equally distressful and painful in equal measures!!!

I can't be a great Nigerian without proving myself, first, as a good custodian of my tribe. To deny that well known fact is to be oblivious to the reality of life. And if my good hearted tribalist views do not sit well with you, you are free to join me at the GW bridge in the next 2 hrs.

PS: No African time!

fstranger:

I can't be a great Nigerian without proving myself, first, as a good custodian of my tribe. To deny that well known fact is to be oblivious to the reality of life. And if my good hearted tribalist views do not sit well with you, you are free to join me at the GW bridge in the next 2 hrs.

PS: No African time!

roflmao.

funkybaby:

roflmao.

Hey eleyin ju ege,

I actually like you. Whatz up with you?

Yours Sincerely,
Handsome guy.

fstranger:

Hey eleyin ju ege,

I actually like you. Whatz up with you?

Yours Sincerely,
Handsome guy.

lmao.

u never sabi as e dey do you.

funkybaby:

lmao.

u never sabi as e dey do you.

You are absolutely right! wanna chat?

fstranger:

You are absolutely right! wanna chat?

sure. if that would help you get rid of your suicidal thoughts.

funkybaby:

sure. if that would help you get rid of your suicidal thoughts.

yeah, Sure.

I am ready when you are ready.

Why's this thread in the Career section?
Off it goes to the General section.

@POsTEr, are u serious? Kan u pls inbox me what exactly happnd?

rih op

This is just one way how our corrupt leaders are killing the masses indirectly and then instead of planning a revolution the poor masses would rather prayer endure the sufèring or commit suicide because that is the easier option.

Dis thread is so funy! Lwkmd! Just walkin feelin suicidal indid abi lukin 4 babe 'eleyin ju ege'

This guy no dey serious to die now, he wants to get laid 1st. But i hope cyanide aint for explosive cos we wouldnt want another naija suicide bombing attempt.