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Unadulterated Wisdom by Nobody: 9:19am On Sep 20, 2019 |
UNADULTERATED WISDOM A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from 4th grade Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 The boy got all questions right. The principal then told the Madam to send the boy to 4th grade immediately. Madam decided to ask her questions and the principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that I've only 2 Boy: Legs Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky (The principal's eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge) Boy: Bubble gum Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do Boy: Tent (The principal was looking restless) Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first Boy: Wedding ring Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good Boy: Nose Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Boy: Arrow Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand Boy: Fork Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage Boy: surname Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the University...even myself got all answers wrong ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Unadulterated Wisdom by 2rez: 9:23am On Sep 20, 2019 |
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