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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 5:24pm On Nov 11, 2010
and vice versa tongue
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Oxone(m): 6:25pm On Nov 11, 2010
jay bee:

Abi. . . . U know see ma life so angry angry angry angry
Right under me nose cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Proper chancing

She was never urs dude, she was just marking time with u, now am back!


tkb417:

u aint seen nothn yet

Ozone is hitting on Odunnu too

time to wrap him up and auction him to someone

Its Oxone to u & am not for sale!
As for Odunnu, well let's wait and see


jay bee:

Too light a punishment angry angry
I'm thinking along the line of sending mrseve to help castrate him shocked shocked shocked

Keep dreaming, dnt have the time to banter words with u now dt my baby is back
Find the likes of 190 to scare if u must.

Creamish:

Hey baby . . im good jor! . . howz your day been? busy ehn?

Creamish baby, how was your day? I've missed u o jare, my day has been crazy. come let me give u dt massage u love so much & some very good loving *already kissing her * wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 6:35pm On Nov 11, 2010
^^

This man again U neva DIE!! angry

I thought you got lost in planet mars

last time platimunk had sex with you about 2yrs ago

u stole that woman from me and now ure back,

Listen i have 11 harlem of wives and 200 sheeps and goats and 120 concubines

so be very careful before i send u back 2 the planet of the transformers with optimus and megatron!! angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Oxone(m): 6:49pm On Nov 11, 2010
190:

^^

This man again U neva DIE!! angry

I thought you got lost in planet mars

last time platimunk had sex with you about 2yrs ago

u stole that woman from me and now ure back,

Listen i have 11 harlem of wives and 200 sheeps and goats and 120 concubines

so be very careful before i send u back 2 the planet of the transformers with optimus and megatron!! angry



The problem u have is you are all talk
Am here to stay & if u dnt like it, am sure d admins can help u out
This one u now write in red, u gay now? Wouldn't be surprised after chasing women all over & not getting any.
Anyways who dey ur harem sef? Let me see how I can help u!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by dbigrod(m): 7:02pm On Nov 11, 2010
aaahhhhaaaa,na dis kain thing i dey like.
ozone vs 190.
oga jomo gbomo,pls auction these 2 so we`ll see which on them will get more bids.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 7:29pm On Nov 11, 2010
Oxone:


The problem u have is you are all talk
Am here to stay & if u dnt like it, am sure d admins can help u out
This one u now write in red, u gay now? Wouldn't be surprised after chasing women all over & not getting any.
Anyways who dey your harem sef? Let me see how I can help u!

Talk 2 my nyash,

My wives know demselves!!
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Oxone(m): 8:01pm On Nov 11, 2010
190:

Talk 2 my nyash,



Am sure dt must work on ur gay partners but am not in d least bit interested. Dnt swing dt way! Go show ur dirty arse on the front page, u just might get lucky

190:

My wives know demselves!!

Wow, are they that ugly that ur not willing to talk abt them?
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 8:19pm On Nov 11, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Cork is crazy.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ifyalways(f): 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2010
lolz.gbomo-jamo do remember El-razur and dayokanu.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by spikedcylinder: 11:45pm On Nov 11, 2010
Have you been to Ayinke Luth to see people who cant shiit?

I swear, denzel is my favourite nairalander of all time!!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by nellaluv(f): 2:58am On Nov 12, 2010
Where picsure? tongue
I no c nothing tongue
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 5:21am On Nov 12, 2010
Mr~Cork:

[b]FOR SELL

Odunnu  --  $40. 25 kobo tongue

UjuJoan---  $90.43 kobo tongue

Oboco coboccoc----  70 kobo  (chrismas sale) angry

dazzle37----- 94 kobo (chrismas sale) angry

Googles ----- £22 (Discount)   tongue

Creamish --- 34p tongue (New year sale) tongue

SPEACIAL: [size=18pt]buy 190 get Ranoscky free[/size]!!!
angry
[/b]

*I am LAUGHING sooo hard right now tears are FLOWING from my eyes! LMFAO!
This is why I love my Corky pooh so much. He makes me laugh when I have a schitty day.  kiss
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Ranoscky(m): 7:10am On Nov 12, 2010
^^

That guy needs SERIOUS help really, he's loosed already, inside the market walkin with filthy rags on. grin

I just can't help but Laff ma stress away !!! grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 8:17am On Nov 12, 2010
Oxone:

She was never urs dude, she was just marking time with u, now am back!


Keep dreaming, dnt have the time to banter words with u now dt my baby is back
Find the likes of 190 to scare if u must.

Creamish baby, how was your day? I've missed u o jare, my day has been crazy. come let me give u dt massage u love so much & some very good loving *already kissing her * wink

. . hmmm . . .Luvd d massage darl . . .u n ur magic fingers . . cheesy
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 8:48am On Nov 12, 2010
^^All these ashi's on this thread, waka far angry angry angry tongue

How come creamish's got all the men? I know say I no fine but monkey sef no fine him mama still like am embarassed

Oga jomogbomo please organize one or two man for me naaa, even if na MR cork or tumfulu make I manage sad. Winter is fast approaching, I need natural blanket cry cry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 10:09am On Nov 12, 2010
lolz . . .hmm . . sensing a il hint of jealousy tongue


U can take the special offer . . .buy 190 and get Ranoscky freee!!!
cheesy
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by violent(m): 11:08am On Nov 12, 2010
so where is Jomo Gbomo undecided
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 11:13am On Nov 12, 2010
Creamish

Even my papa for heaven follow me shout "God forbid" when him see your offer. sad How can you offer me those . . . . cry cry

I want doyin13. Someone get me doyin13. Those hands fit calm my temperature down small cool
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Phate07(m): 11:28am On Nov 12, 2010
violent:

so where is Jomo Gbomo undecided
He is currently serving time in Kirikiri.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Creamish(f): 12:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
jennykadry:

Creamish

Even my papa for heaven follow me shout "God forbid" when him see your offer. sad How can you offer me those . . . . cry cry

I want doyin13. Someone get me doyin13. Those hands fit calm my temperature down small cool

In dat case, i suggest u get a genuine confirmed body safety armour and ur own sword cos na over 20 Nairaland female Ninjaz u go fight. Doyin fan club don pass d approved members number o! grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Nov 12, 2010
^^^ Make Spikey no catch una oh . . .

But errrm, can I just see his picture again? Just once . . . Please! embarassed
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 12:29pm On Nov 12, 2010
Lmao Creamish I swear u no well grin grin grin grin

Come sef wey spikey? make she come here come tell us how she take dey handle that guy? one woman fit handle am? shocked shocked shocked shocked

@Uju

na you spikey no go catch? grin grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by OboBoco(f): 12:58pm On Nov 12, 2010
HEY,
morning people, my sister and i are back to the market, pls what or who is up for Grab today ??
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by violent(m): 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2010
cool cool
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 1:01pm On Nov 12, 2010
Obo Boco:

HEY,
morning people, my sister and i are back to the market, pls what or who is up for Grab today ??

MARKET?? typical nigerian village girl, dont they have shopin center or shopin mall in ya area? angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
Jenny, Spikey and I have an 'understanding' . .  ask her! cool cool grin
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
i can nevar be cut datin a chick shoppin in a market,  I  gats class,   HELL NOOO

I bet the market waz across the river, & she had to use 3 diferent  boat transpot  (no ofeinse) angry
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by OboBoco(f): 1:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
violent:

cool cool

Hi violent, how are you today
remember you still  owe me some lessons on killing for fun.
and my sister ( dazzle37 ) is saying hi.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork26: 1:06pm On Nov 12, 2010
ok rooom, I need to pisss, I be back in 20 minute. cheers!! wink
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by dazzle37(f): 1:07pm On Nov 12, 2010
@ VIOLENT
hi, how are you today
i would not mind the killing lessons too,
lol
i already know who i would practise it on, on this thread.
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 1:08pm On Nov 12, 2010
Mr~Cork:


MARKET?? typical nigerian village girl, dont they have shopin center or shopin mall in ya area? angry


You really shouldn't be calling ANYBODY a village girl! You are not that refined yourself ya know . .  undecided
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 1:17pm On Nov 12, 2010
****announcing on Mic***** tongue


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