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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 4:12pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
I hear the Jingle bells, it smells like a december! Here at Jomo auctions, we turned the world inside out, to find the freshest and the best items for our customers, . . . it's always especially about the customer, that's our commitment! This item was found on a beach in Santo Domingo, young, clean, fresh and Polished, almost immortal. . , .he radiates excellence and combines mental ingenuity with the ability to produce clear analysis of the most complicated problems. He's practical, immaginative and extremely precise. . .if you ever dreamt about a knight cladded in a Shining armour, you have been dreaming about StephenP all your life. . , we bring you your dream! Upsides: Not an everyday guy, hardworking, very reliable and will do things for you that go above and beyond the call of duty. Cautious and diplomatic, cool and very reserved, renowned for his constructive ideas and an active intuitive power. Downsides: He's a plain strip down virgin {peharps an upside for some}, so if your fantasies had been about a stud who'd flip you over, go down under etc etc, .oh well, that was Sagamite, and we sold him not too long ago. This item is shy, obsessive, and nags. . .there are rumors of mouth odour, we realize this could be embarassing, so we attach with him a box full of listerine. . .no worries, you can thank us later. Bidding starts immdiately at 50 naira ---our commitement to slash all prices by half! go on ladies, make your Christmas wish come true!
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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 4:13pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Thank God say them never auction the real human beings (190,170,dobodobo) comot from NL Only the animals are been sold away!! |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 4:14pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Oh finally I loveeeeeeee you Jomo-gbomo ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 4:16pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
rokiatu: everyone does ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 4:16pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
rubbbbbish ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 4:18pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Jomo-gbomo:Wow I don't care at all I don't mind ![]() Jomo-gbomo:Oh no! Jomo-gbomo:STOP IT!!!!!!! ![]() ![]() @TOPIC, I bid one million dollars (Ladies do not bid for this dude pls) |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 4:21pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Virgin ?? That dude ? hmm ![]() ![]() He looks fine tho' Jomo gbomo how far nah ? ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Jomogbomo4: 4:24pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Jomo gbomo how far nah ? hey bunny, miss me? cos i do! |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by googles: 4:27pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Jomo-gbomo: I do too. . . . We dont get to see you much these days ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 4:52pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
MzDarkSkin , sweeety, I think UjuJoan is jealous coz I said u the most beautiful lady on Nairaland. She said to me: STOP THAT, ITS A LIE ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 4:54pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
^^ This FULL TIME IBO CRACKHEAD is still here makin noise!! |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 5:07pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
ifyalways: O.K now you are my very best friend! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Coolabbie: 5:33pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
190: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 5:33pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Ujujoan is preeety actualy. she look like one of my ex ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 5:34pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
by the way, 190 has to be free gift! ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by kokoye(m): 5:36pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
190: Is this a soft reminder that you feel ignored? |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 5:52pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Mr¬Cork: Did she? who is she again? Mr¬Cork: LMFAO! |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by 190: 6:02pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
kokoye: Gbomo Gbomo wont try this around me, Am i goods like mr.cock that has to be sold I guess you have been so Pepeye! my Gurl do not want me been auctioned and i want it that way!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ikamefa(f): 7:37pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
haaaaa those eyes ,those lips ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Phate07(m): 7:40pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Jomo, for the uptenth time, when are the ladies going on sale? ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by ragdollz: 9:32pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Hmmn, I think on close perusal of the subject up for bidding. . . . (coughs noisily and braggishly ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by dayokanu(m): 9:56pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
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Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by nellaluv(f): 10:32pm On Dec 02, 2010 |
Menh, wahala dey o. Fine boobobs dey here sha. I just hope the girls also look like barbie too, maybe close ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 8:50am On Dec 03, 2010 |
nellaluv: nellaluv<<<<<< Gay ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Odunnu: 9:06am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Mr Cork, oh dear,u were banned again! Wil u ever run out of the Cork series? |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Kelvinj(m): 9:31am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Any buy 1 get 1 free?? |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by dbigrod(m): 10:08am On Dec 03, 2010 |
finally, rokiatu gets what she wants. |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 10:09am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Rokiatu gots no taste. Am gooder lookin!! ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Ranoscky(m): 10:20am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Na only GOODER lookin, what about STOUTER lookin? |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Nobody: 11:32am On Dec 03, 2010 |
d bigrod:Yeah and no one seems to be bidding HEAVEN! ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by MrCork7: 11:39am On Dec 03, 2010 |
**rokiatu gots Nyansh, but still, that boy look gay ![]() |
Re: Nl Auctions- Ended! by Candyness(f): 11:49am On Dec 03, 2010 |
My god, this thread is still running? |
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