I dey new for here, and Na one of my friends na im introduce me to this site. I wan know wetin dey happen for this place, make i no come turn mugu 4 here. And also if una like i fit dey give una updates on wetin dey happen 4 warri, slangs, gbege, all join!. Nothin spoil!. I full d ground remain, If u be AREA! Or assistant AREA! Feel free to Rub mind 4 dis thead, ask questions, or contribute your own yarnings, i dey assure u say your hand no go fall for here. Na WE WE!.

Warfibabe:

I dey new for here, and Na one of my friends na im introduce me to this site. I wan know wetin dey happen for this place, make i no come turn mugu 4 here. And also if una like i fit dey give una updates on wetin dey happen 4 warri, slangs, gbege, all join!. Nothin spoil!. I full d ground remain,  If u be AREA! Or assistant AREA! Feel free to Rub mind 4 dis thead thread, ask questions, or contribute your own yarnings, i dey assure u say your hand no go fall for here. Na WE WE!.

Welcome aboard. Nice profile picture, if that is really you. But sorry a whole lot of broken English is turns off to me.

wafi babe welcome.am also living in warri.have a nice time .i hope to me u.here is my email address.warri4real@yahoo.com.

Welcome. Too bad Mr Cork was d first to welcome u. Enjoy urself.

Emade:

wafi babe welcome.am also living in warri.have a nice time .i hope to me u.here is my email address.warri4real@yahoo.com.

Sharp guy, take it easy. Haba! Are u dat lonely?

U wan employ me? Lol!,

U wan employ me? Lol!,

Cork-Mr:

Warfibabe, dyamm,  madam  u very preety, But still, we prefer Queens english in Nairaland

Well come!,   by the way, can u cook & cleean?

Warfibabe:

I dey new for here, and Na one of my friends na im introduce me to this site. I wan know wetin dey happen for this place, make i no come turn mugu 4 here. And also if una like i fit dey give una updates on wetin dey happen 4 warri, slangs, gbege, all join!. Nothin spoil!. I full d ground remain, If u be AREA! Or assistant AREA! Feel free to Rub mind 4 dis thead, ask questions, or contribute your own yarnings, i dey assure u say your hand no go fall for here. Na WE WE!.

For this pangolowafi, well you are welcome, me i was born in Lagos and spent all my lfe in warri, presently based in England and you seems a nice sister, you are highly welcome to Nairaland (Funny I was in ovie palace, effurun last september during my holiday in Nigeria and had fun), you are welcome my dear.

MOBO444 is sounding nice for the first time. I bet he's drunk!

Warfi this ur pidgin and ur pretty face makes those men lost their senses.
even mobo, with hes usual "ungentlemanly" behaviour, is now under controll 

WELL DONE!

You are welcome here, i believe you go blend well for here in no time.
Your profile pix is cul though

ok na!oya nack mi d tori!

My apologies to all. I was never informed dat pidgin English is highly prohibited in Nairaland. Wait let me check my handbook, (flippin thru the handbook handed to me by oluwaseun). But seriously all i want to do is have plenty of fun here, and warri story no get queen's English. Cant i just do both?.

Abeg give me warri slang! dem dey form!no mind dem!
I dey fear warri girls. .i hear say dem too hard.
Nack mi d tori.

Nor b 2day i don dey see pretty face
Nor b 2day nyansh dey back.
Nack mi d tori jare!

we don tire 4 english
Abeg b natural!be real! be ur fuckin self!
Nack mi d tori jare!
Give me jist,wetin dey happen 4 warri.

Cork-Mr:

Warfibabe (f),    I tink I love you  

No time for long thing  

Warfibabe:

My apologies to all. I was never informed dat pidgin English is highly prohibited in Nairaland. Wait let me check my handbook, (flippin thru the handbook handed to me by oluwaseun). But seriously all i want to do is have plenty of fun here, and warri story no get queen's English. Cant i just do both?.

Don't apologise. .dem no dey important.
HAVE FUN MY DEAR!

Warfibabe:

My apologies to all. I was never informed dat pidgin English is highly prohibited in Nairaland. Wait let me check my handbook, (flippin thru the handbook handed to me by oluwaseun). But seriously all i want to do is have plenty of fun here, and warri story no get queen's English. Cant i just do both?.

dat guy wey first accuse you of english dey find way to use first- attack shirk you no mind him ooo,
you welcome jare,

@No1madman, my dear no worry na you go belleful. Lol!. @MOBO444, Where in ovie palace road? I once lived behind K.W ESTATE, close to INGOTS GUEST HOUSE and i also lived near KEYSTONE SCHOOLS, @ Cork, dis your love too quick o!, Lol!.  

Let me be the first female to welcome you on board

@omolola1, thank you, One Cabin biscuit for you!, You be AREA too?.

Omolola1:

Let me be the first female to welcome you on board

Beautifullest ke? Bros abeg plenty gals beautifullest pass me 4 dis nigeria, even for nairaland o!, Unless u dey try me say na worwor girls dey reign 4 your area!. Hehehehe!.

Cork-Mr:

Warfibabe (f), madam, [b]u the most beaitifullest woman I ever seen in my life,

and I want u to be the Sugar in my Sugarcane!! [/b]

Kai, na so una dey always talk, Abeg make una no give the new chick negative impression about nairaland o, lol

@ Warfibabe, you just dey flow like say you don tay for nairaland sef. I dey feel your flows jor, carry go!

Beautifull womens in Nairaland that look like men, Yes!!

Just beautiful women: NO!!!

Hey ma. . . welcome on board the forum wit the most unserious members ever . . . take it literally. av fun  

i don download your picture take do screensaver e!