nairalee:
OP woke up 3:am to make use of the good network to download. Download what biko?

Download porn Abi. This snake was prolly sent by the good forces to prevent u from watching porn which may lead to masturbation and yesterday we all read of someone that masturbated to death. Up

So OP this snake was your guardian angel that saved your life but u did what we do to every messiah, you killed it.

Lesson to OP
STOP WATCHING PORN
STOP MASTURBATION

mdchikezie:
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A MORE SERVICE RECEIVING PLACE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR PORN
GO ON JOOR WE WERE ALL THERE AT SOME POINT

Enyimbamercedes:


The snake's blood does not contain venom. The venom is stored in a gland and is only released when it bites...kinda like a hypodermic needle.

justbusy:
Are all downloads porn? Some people hardly think before making comments!

webngnews:
Then cook it

EmptyCoconutHead:
snake Doctor I hail o

LegalOpinion:
Some people are poor sha! See somebody's kitchen.

Ayoswit:
I didn't dear, what he should have done is to place things properly in the kitchen.

EmptyCoconutHead:
Tah! Even till now u still dey do midnight sub carry do all night wanking

daddytime:
Thank God say na kitchen you kill am.

Complete wetin you start for that kitchen. There's plantain to complete the equation.

NwaAmaikpe:



The kitchen confused the snake. It thought it was a shrine.

eddycliff:



Sorry to say this but u b fool...fool wey dey piss 4 body na u b

Show us ur own goat

sirmex:
It was around 3:00am this morning, I woke up to enjoy good network and make some downloads, when I just decided to go to the kitchen (don't even know why), fortunately for me, my phone's flashlight was on, which made me notice a black shiny creature close to my window. Took a closer look and found out that is was a black snake, it wasn't startled at my presence even with the lights on its face, it rather opted to changing position. Had to quickly pick up a weapon and wait for it to get to a good position to strike...
The pics says the rest

Cc: lalaaticlala
Cc:mynd44

justbusy:
Are all downloads porn? Some people hardly think before making comments!

Vulcanheph:
My brother .....na God oh!, You had to Wake up in the middle of the night and just go to the Kitchen For No just reason, definitely a higher power at work ..............meanwhile someone should inform Lala that breakfast is ready

pocohantas:
No wonder NL guys are always trying to force us to BUILD with men. You don't have to earn a lot to make your personal space look good na. The poor snake obviously didn't know it has entered another terrain.

You guys will send a lady 15k for transport. So that she can come and you will excavate her toto. But you won't spend same money on yourselves and environment...hian!

litaninja:
If you females could cover your transportation costs, then guys would have the 15k available to fix up the place...

LegalOpinion:

AntiBrutus:


Oga leave talk of you females, men have always been blaming women right from the Garden of Eden. No one put a gun to your heads. Use your monies to take care of yourselves. Buy boxes and Behind your environments. Not spending on toto.

Simpu!!