I was sneaking into this compound to fvck a lady that invited me to her place last night. Silly me was supposed to switch on my phones torch but I didn’t. Make people for nor see me deh Enter the compound. So I slipped and fell into the gutter at the front of the gate. Mehn, it’s so bad gan. I broke my leg(knee). My shoulder feels dislocated and my face with bruises. I hit my face on the fence.

When I fell I couldn’t move for like 2min. I just relax for inside gutter there deh reason my life. Na so I for just die throway untop fvck matter. And I believe the lady sef will not stop fvcking another dlck just to honor the hero that died fighting outside her gate.(God forbid)



After some min, Someone came out of the compound and saw me relaxing inside the gutter looking dirty and blood gushing out my face. I had to hand my phone to the person and have her dial the lady I came to see. She came out and took me in.


So I slept here, Na hot water she take massage my body last night. I was even fed like a baby, I couldn’t fvck again. Penls nor gree stand sef.



I woke up this morning and realized I won’t be working for the next couple of days. See life.


All through the time she was cleaning and nursing me she was looking sad and upset. I think the fvck is more important to her than my life.

I’m regretting why I stopped at her place for a fvck.

I need prayers and well wishes.

Lolzzzz Weyrey reeee oooo

You need slap first before prayers...Something must kill a man.

Lmao

Ur craze no get part two

Pvssy is so Sweet and its Power has pulled so many Great men down.....

Chai see Wetin kpansh cause

Chai see Wetin kpansh cause

Lol this guy again.

The lady is with your destiny and if u no Bleep her,you won't make it in life or what? I'm not understanding...

Lol

Hahaha
This one don para oo hol am before he enter market.. Orisirisi something!
In fact make start agitating for Nairaland state.. A separate state from suffer head 9ja.. A place were u high BP and depression no go dey..
Ndi ara every where

Wish say na your farm tool break or dislocate sef,maybe your sense for ripe small


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Ambassador for night sneaking!

Something must kill a man.

My prayers are with you breh, keep fighting the good fight
We shall
Overcome

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I no fit laugh

you climbed fence to Goan straff?!... your prick should've broken too sef

stupidity:
I was sneaking into this compound to fvck a lady that invited me to her place last night. Silly me was supposed to switch on my phones torch but I didn’t. Make people for nor see me deh Enter the compound. So I slipped and fell into the gutter at the front of the gate. Mehn, it’s so bad gan. I broke my leg(knee). My shoulder feels dislocated and my face with bruises. I hit my face on the fence.

When I fell I couldn’t move for like 2min. I just relax for inside gutter there deh reason my life. Na so I for just die throway untop fvck matter. And I believe the lady sef will not stop fvcking another dlck just to honor the hero that died fighting outside her gate.(God forbid)



After some min, Someone came out of the compound and saw me relaxing inside the gutter looking dirty and blood gushing out my face. I had to hand my phone to the person and have her dial the lady I came to see. She came out and took me in.


So I slept here, Na hot water she take massage my body last night. I was even fed like a baby, I couldn’t fvck again. Penls nor gree stand sef.



I woke up this morning and realized I won’t be working for the next couple of days. See life.


All through the time she was cleaning and nursing me she was looking sad and upset. I think the fvck is more important to her than my life.

I’m regretting why I stopped at her place for a fvck.

I need prayers and well wishes.

Stupidity @ it again . Missed your beautifully stupid write ups. Anyway, welcome back from MIA bruh

Toto mata dey very strong...

Guy you made my day.

Your intro just weak me

“I think the fvck is more important to her than my life.” I nearly die with laff when I read dis thing u write so

She for use hot water press your penls na

LWKMD... MAD O

lol.re u stil alive?

Lol The things wey mehn don do cause of pun-ani Sha

Some don pay for flight ticket wey babe no come.

Some don drive from Lagos to IB coz of woman only for FRSC to extort man pikin for road coz I'm tire don cast, lol

Some don escape cult boiz coz I'm camp for babe room for another University wey one cult capon dey eye.


ALL na experience , add am to your life long history tales lool

Lol.. Your 2nd paragraph though.... Kikikikikiikikik

Ur NL name sef "stupidity" . Lol

The Tales of A Mad Man