YAP! YOU HEARD(SAW) RIGHT

I DO GIVE OUT LOANS, now this is something I have been doing some time amongst my few friends and family but I just thought to myself why not make it official or big or put it on the internet and see if some people might be interested or something. So this if new for me trying to do this on a bigger scale and to see how things turns out.
So let's get right at it, my location is lagos ojo
And I'll be giving out loans from 50k - 500k depending on the situation. I can also give 1million naira loan if I see reasons to, now don't get too excited, I'm not here to please anyone at my own expense, first u should read my terms before jumping in.
TERMS
1) DURATION : if u take a loan from me my duration is mainly 1month to pay back, I no be dangote I'm a hustler also n i need money for my daily use n business. 1month is the best I can do for now, but however depending on the situation a different time frame can be discussed

2) PERCENTAGE : yea right percentage, as u all know I'm actually doing and taking this risk to also make some money for myself, therefore I help u with that cash to execute that business or need at the time to also get some decent money in return too. My percentage is 20%, haha yes 20%, keep ur opinion to yourself, that is what I'll be taking, take it or leave it.
50k pays back 60k
100k pays back 120k
200k pays back 240k
500k pays back 600k
1m pays back 1.2m(only in extreme cases)
So there u have it.

3) COLLATERAL : this is the item or thing u bring to collect the loan, oh! You think u would just come collect the money without collateral? Hahah u must be dreaming, make u jakpa with my cash abi. Well back to it.. The collateral must be worth 2times more than what u want to borrow, I don't collect the same equivalent of the money u want to borrow, I'm not trying to buy ur item or anything.. What I mean is plain simple, maybe u have a phone that is worth 100k u can only use that as collateral to take 50k only.. If u have a car worth 1million u can only use it to take 500k,so on n so, I believe u get the idea

4) PAYBACK : this is the time frame for u to pay me back my money, let's say after ur 1month is up u have maximum of 2days grace to pay me my cash else u either forfeit your collateral or 5k additional fee for every week that passes.. It's plain simple, now I'm not a wicked person n i don't intend to take ur item or sell it, but if you should agree to my terms then by legal rights I have the power to do whatever I please with the collateral if u do not pay me back my money, I can sell ur item to recover my money if u take long to pay me. So please make sure u fully understand and u are ready before contacting me... Now I do take anything if value for collateral..
PHONES
TV
CAR
LAPTOPS
CAMERA
LAND
GADGETS AND ELECTRONICS
JEWELRIES
CRYPTO CURRENCY (HAHAH)
just anything of value and must be in a perfect condition (I won't take ur dead or soon to die items as collateral)


So that would be all for now, u can see my conditions might be high n shit, well that is to actually discourage people from getting loans n make sure they think of another option before this, but to those who still want this, well, go on n buzz my line.

NOTE: despite all I have said here, I'm still open to some good negotiations on loans and I might be able to make some few adjustments here or there if need be, also note that this post is legally binding and if u so much take loan from me and forfeit our arrangement, this will stand as evidence to the authorities

CONTACT : 08125670754... CALL SMS OR WHATSAPP ME

Take your time to really think about it before contacting me, things to think about before contacting me= DO I really really need this loan? Can't I get this money from a friend or family without paying some stupid 20% for one silly loan? Can't I keep my pride one side and beg some of my people for the money?

Bye for now, I hope things go well for everyone of us so that nobody would really

joungblood:
YAP! YOU HEARD(SAW) RIGHT

I DO GIVE OUT LOANS, now this is something I have been doing some time amongst my few friends and family but I just thought to myself why not make it official or big or put it on the internet and see if some people might be interested or something. So this if new for me trying to do this on a bigger scale and to see how things turns out.
So let's get right at it, my location is lagos ojo
And I'll be giving out loans from 50k - 500k depending on the situation. I can also give 1million naira loan if I see reasons to, now don't get too excited, I'm not here to please anyone at my own expense, first u should read my terms before jumping in.
TERMS
1) DURATION : if u take a loan from me my duration is mainly 1month to pay back, I no be dangote I'm a hustler also n i need money for my daily use n business. 1month is the best I can do for now, but however depending on the situation a different time frame can be discussed

2) PERCENTAGE : yea right percentage, as u all know I'm actually doing and taking this risk to also make some money for myself, therefore I help u with that cash to execute that business or need at the time to also get some decent money in return too. My percentage is 20%, haha yes 20%, keep ur opinion to yourself, that is what I'll be taking, take it or leave it.
50k pays back 60k
100k pays back 120k
200k pays back 240k
500k pays back 600k
1m pays back 1.2m(only in extreme cases)
So there u have it.

3) COLLATERAL : this is the item or thing u bring to collect the loan, oh! You think u would just come collect the money without collateral? Hahah u must be dreaming, make u jakpa with my cash abi. Well back to it.. The collateral must be worth 2times more than what u want to borrow, I don't collect the same equivalent of the money u want to borrow, I'm not trying to buy ur item or anything.. What I mean is plain simple, maybe u have a phone that is worth 100k u can only use that as collateral to take 50k only.. If u have a car worth 1million u can only use it to take 500k,so on n so, I believe u get the idea

4) PAYBACK : this is the time frame for u to pay me back my money, let's say after ur 1month is up u have maximum of 2days grace to pay me my cash else u either forfeit your collateral or 5k additional fee for every week that passes.. It's plain simple, now I'm not a wicked person n i don't intend to take ur item or sell it, but if you should agree to my terms then by legal rights I have the power to do whatever I please with the collateral if u do not pay me back my money, I can sell ur item to recover my money if u take long to pay me. So please make sure u fully understand and u are ready before contacting me... Now I do take anything if value for collateral..
PHONES
TV
CAR
LAPTOPS
CAMERA
LAND
GADGETS AND ELECTRONICS
JEWELRIES
CRYPTO CURRENCY (HAHAH)
just anything of value and must be in a perfect condition (I won't take ur dead or soon to die items as collateral)


So that would be all for now, u can see my conditions might be high n shit, well that is to actually discourage people from getting loans n make sure they think of another option before this, but to those who still want this, well, go on n buzz my line.

NOTE: despite all I have said here, I'm still open to some good negotiations on loans and I might be able to make some few adjustments here or there if need be, also note that this post is legally binding and if u so much take loan from me and forfeit our arrangement, this will stand as evidence to the authorities

CONTACT : 08125670754... CALL SMS OR WHATSAPP ME

Take your time to really think about it before contacting me, things to think about before contacting me= DO I really really need this loan? Can't I get this money from a friend or family without paying some stupid 20% for one silly loan? Can't I keep my pride one side and beg some of my people for the money?

Bye for now, I hope things go well for everyone of us so that nobody would really

Wao! Wao!! Wao!!! �����
This calls for deep thinking. �����

joungblood:
YAP! YOU HEARD(SAW) RIGHT

I DO GIVE OUT LOANS, now this is something I have been doing some time amongst my few friends and family but I just thought to myself why not make it official or big or put it on the internet and see if some people might be interested or something. So this if new for me trying to do this on a bigger scale and to see how things turns out.
So let's get right at it, my location is lagos ojo
And I'll be giving out loans from 50k - 500k depending on the situation. I can also give 1million naira loan if I see reasons to, now don't get too excited, I'm not here to please anyone at my own expense, first u should read my terms before jumping in.
TERMS
1) DURATION : if u take a loan from me my duration is mainly 1month to pay back, I no be dangote I'm a hustler also n i need money for my daily use n business. 1month is the best I can do for now, but however depending on the situation a different time frame can be discussed

2) PERCENTAGE : yea right percentage, as u all know I'm actually doing and taking this risk to also make some money for myself, therefore I help u with that cash to execute that business or need at the time to also get some decent money in return too. My percentage is 20%, haha yes 20%, keep ur opinion to yourself, that is what I'll be taking, take it or leave it.
50k pays back 60k
100k pays back 120k
200k pays back 240k
500k pays back 600k
1m pays back 1.2m(only in extreme cases)
So there u have it.

3) COLLATERAL : this is the item or thing u bring to collect the loan, oh! You think u would just come collect the money without collateral? Hahah u must be dreaming, make u jakpa with my cash abi. Well back to it.. The collateral must be worth 2times more than what u want to borrow, I don't collect the same equivalent of the money u want to borrow, I'm not trying to buy ur item or anything.. What I mean is plain simple, maybe u have a phone that is worth 100k u can only use that as collateral to take 50k only.. If u have a car worth 1million u can only use it to take 500k,so on n so, I believe u get the idea

4) PAYBACK : this is the time frame for u to pay me back my money, let's say after ur 1month is up u have maximum of 2days grace to pay me my cash else u either forfeit your collateral or 5k additional fee for every week that passes.. It's plain simple, now I'm not a wicked person n i don't intend to take ur item or sell it, but if you should agree to my terms then by legal rights I have the power to do whatever I please with the collateral if u do not pay me back my money, I can sell ur item to recover my money if u take long to pay me. So please make sure u fully understand and u are ready before contacting me... Now I do take anything if value for collateral..
PHONES
TV
CAR
LAPTOPS
CAMERA
LAND
GADGETS AND ELECTRONICS
JEWELRIES
CRYPTO CURRENCY (HAHAH)
just anything of value and must be in a perfect condition (I won't take ur dead or soon to die items as collateral)


So that would be all for now, u can see my conditions might be high n shit, well that is to actually discourage people from getting loans n make sure they think of another option before this, but to those who still want this, well, go on n buzz my line.

NOTE: despite all I have said here, I'm still open to some good negotiations on loans and I might be able to make some few adjustments here or there if need be, also note that this post is legally binding and if u so much take loan from me and forfeit our arrangement, this will stand as evidence to the authorities

CONTACT : 08125670754... CALL SMS OR WHATSAPP ME

Take your time to really think about it before contacting me, things to think about before contacting me= DO I really really need this loan? Can't I get this money from a friend or family without paying some stupid 20% for one silly loan? Can't I keep my pride one side and beg some of my people for the money?

Bye for now, I hope things go well for everyone of us so that nobody would really

Clown. What Satire I've not had fun reading such a serious piece like this. Never. Thanks