Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police

lol @ the first 1

MrPrsdent:

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police

i lov dis 1 most

Abrakatabra jokes

MrPrsdent:

Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the police

Yeah now you've been bursted

kudos to u poster
they are all tight

nice stuff
@hey bibs
kina inna a kano?

ina a jami'a Bayero ne, kina a kano ne?

Nice jokes.
A gaishe ku mutanen jamaa,masu jin hausawa.
Bibs,ban ganni ki a threadn mu. Ya kike?

Appocalyses

(The beginning of the end)

^^ abeg delete

Odus na gani kin samu sabon aboki ne
shine na ce bari in ba ku space kadan
zan dawo sha

*Appocalypses*

Correct me if i dey wrong

lol

its apocalypses, na 1 'p' e get
but then i mean say make u delete from my sight
mek i for see road talk to better people

Ode
Just one 'p'
I bin think sey i fumble sef

Lol

olodo rabata, oju eja lomo je
is that my 'thank-u'?

What do u want?

Just a simple 'Thank you Bibs' is what she wants.
What else does Mr Chauvinist think she wants?

^^ God bless u my fwend

he lacks simple courtesy

Tehehehe

Odunnu u no go kill me with laughter

U too dey front - u for allow the girl talk her mind

Who knows, she fit demand for my house address.

Lol

if they r real, den its damn funny

Studio CFR:

Tehehehe

Odunnu u no go kill me with laughter

U too dey front - u for allow the girl talk her mind

Who knows, she fit demand for my house address.

Lol

she spoke my mind no plus no minus
u wish i asked but sorry to disappoint u
i got 3000000000000001 houses to call
and i am sure by the time it gets to ur turn
u'd be dead so ur address better be at a cemetry
or mortuary (no offienx)    

ku kai surutun ku bahaushe section mana. ina gaisua.

so u got skills? what r u doin here then?
lets go there

Lol

Never turn am to fight na - dis is jokes section.

I don forget sey u be sharia woman with no natural human hair for head.

No ofience

oniranu agbaya oshi

English please

Abi se won'ti sa si'e ni?

Eranko omo jati jati oshi

lol

its obvious won te were mo eba fun e

lol. see multi lingua vabal assaults, mak una add hausa to the mix now

luv the last one most.

^^ Me too - I actually laughed out loud!

cool jokes (again) Mr Prsdent