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The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Olumogun: 12:03pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Wahala when you visit rich friends. Once, while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and, Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea please. Question : How would you like it, black or white? Answer: White. Question : Milk or fresh cream? Answer: With milk. Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk? Answer; With cow's milk please. Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black. Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? Answer: With sugar. Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar? Answer: Cane sugar. Question : White, brown or yellow sugar? Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead. Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? Answer: Mineral water. Question : Flavored or non-flavored? Answer( lapsing into Naija speak!): Abeg, I think I'll just die of thirst. Which kind wahala be dis. Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN Have u any such encounter? |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by spikedcylinder: 12:37pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
LOL! Good one. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Ikwikwikwi(m): 1:48pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
na you find them go, wetin concern me with them 1 Like |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by iaabc(f): 1:57pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
You too be rich and hire your own maid to ask all those questions, abi! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by adanny01(m): 1:58pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
My Mother shouted from the shower while visiting her friend. She pressed a button she didnt understand what it was for and boiling water flowed straight for her bare skin burning her back. I was taking a shower from my hotel room when cold water supply stopped leaving only hot water from the heater flowing through the shower. I ran out Naked with foam all over me! My village cousin came to my house and was asked to join the table for breakfast. He saw coffee but didnt see any Bornvita or Milo while every body was taking either tea or coffee. He said 'i dont like this thing (coffee), its too bitter'. This guy fetched a full table spoon for a tea cup and went for the second one before almost every body shouted stop! No wonder he does not like it! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Gamine(f): 2:01pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Funny. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by vorosmartm(m): 2:05pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
huhuhuhuhuhu, rotflao |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by shadrach77: 2:07pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
this is soooo funny! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Olumogun: 2:14pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
adanny01: you got me rolling on the floor |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by VPersie: 2:15pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Whenever I am having sex with my friends, I usually last for about an hour and a half. However, my friends last longer (usualluy 2 hours) natuarally. What can I do to keep up with their sexual performance levels? |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by rhymz(m): 2:20pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
I ve got tails of my own to tell but I shall do that later on as in between work and indulging. . .lol. . Funny ass thread. . |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by jerryuzo(m): 2:28pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
welting concern me with rich men .iam comfortable. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Orikinla(m): 2:32pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Olumogun: Most of the rich people in Nigeria do not even know the difference between Freezeland cow and Afrikaner cow? |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Olumogun: 2:35pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
VPersie: Can someone tell this monk that he is on a wrong thread!! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by oludashmi(f): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Olumogun:rotfmao |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by MissyB3(f): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
adanny01: OMG! My ribs hurt. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Skidoc(m): 2:37pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
How many times you go recycle this? https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-20071.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-49514.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-27571.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-147192.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-1721.0.html https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-133776.0.html#msg2258366 |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Phate07(m): 2:38pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Rotfl |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Nobody: 2:40pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
not funny. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Olumogun: 2:42pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Skidoc: am seeing this for the first time this morning |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by femmy2010(m): 2:50pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Very funny |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Ayowumie(m): 3:07pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
nice one |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by mafolayomi(f): 3:22pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
d best answer shld have bin i dont want anything |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by denony(m): 3:27pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Olumogun: ROFLMAO @ POST, i will rather say i am ok than go through this jamb questions the few ones asked by carbin crew why on board, gets me annoyed, let alone answer all these questions from a maid VERY FUNNY |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by mediatrix8(f): 3:29pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
whahahahha so funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, just simply say,NO ,THANK YOU |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by gotcha(m): 3:35pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
lwkmd!!!! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by caringchi(f): 3:37pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
@Skidoc, it might be an old joke but it really made me laugh |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Nobody: 3:49pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Orikinla: That's why it's a joke! |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by abhosts(m): 4:05pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Now, that was funny. |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by ifyalways(f): 4:20pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
lol |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by Tonyet1(m): 5:12pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
mafolayomi: i dont think so, because more questions may erupt like : Question: Do you want anything Answer: I dont want anything Question: Should we give u something, nothing or everything since you dont want anything Answer: I mean nothing Question: o. . .i see! can we add it with southing (thinking mafolayomi said northing) Answer: (mafolayomi in pidgin) goosh i go die o! Question: shooting or hanging? Answer: (mafolayomi overreacting ) thunder fire u and your oga Question: which fire? someone can continue from here. . . 1 Like |
Re: The Trouble Of Visiting The Rich People by HamidO1(m): 5:14pm On Nov 09, 2010 |
Skidoc: We aren't complaining, only you don see am 1000 times. |
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