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"why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by wills(m): 3:24pm On Jan 20, 2006 |
I Got this from a friend and am very sure u will forward it too, ENJOY IT I believe this is a 'classic'.... One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, The passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT!!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love Me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you, she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing ecstatic satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurt out, "No honey, I don't feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT??!!!" I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by Hotstepper(f): 3:33pm On Jan 20, 2006 |
excellent write up and i like it so muchhhhhhhh..itz a lesson 4 every1 though..good job |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by prettyH(f): 4:23pm On Jan 20, 2006 |
Read this b/4. But its still hilarous. |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by Terry1(m): 5:29pm On Jan 20, 2006 |
OMG.... this is a very good one here and a good handwriting too.... what will the woman do now |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by kingkams(m): 5:45pm On Sep 04, 2007 |
Plain funny is what this is. Terry1:She'll do exactly what he did the previous night. Ha Ha Ha. |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by azpunpin: 2:33pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
I read this Jokes in Phoebes magazine but still cool anyway. Love Ya. |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by ceyohn(f): 3:46pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
good for her |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by Ninjabyte(m): 3:59pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
Talk about Tit 4 Tat ehh. Serves her right. |
Re: "why Can't You Just Love Me For Who I Am by mimiko(f): 4:15pm On Sep 05, 2007 |
cheapskate |
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