Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Fidelismaria: 1:34am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Well I got so drunk and high that I literally passed out
Later saw the videos of the stuffs I did that night and I just couldn't believe it
It's so embarrassing
It was at a departmental night 17 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Nobody: 1:42am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Homeboiy: I dey go Coca-Cola(buka) with my guys to go chap I pass inbetween hall 1 $ 2 ,unfortunately for me I jam one babe weh I know before, she say she wants follow me o cos she know say na food I wan go eat.
We reach buka, this babe demand for Santana ,,2 big raps, without 5 mins she don finish am, I bring one give her she divulge am shaparly, ah one bros just shout, ah guy this your babe dey eat o, shuu, e be like say she never eat since last week, everybody turn look me n her, oh I felt embarrassed on her behalf 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Thermodynamics(m): 1:42am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Omoslim26: Op must be an immitation warri guy as warri guy you must not carry last d girl too must follow share for d shame anything anyhow anyway but no carry last Shut up, who Warri help? de there de deceive yourself, Warri nor de carry last but na Hausa people de rule una and de collect all una oil. Na this kind Warri boy title when you wan meet up to go make you de commit crime. How much you don make with your Warri boy title? De there de form Warri boy, nor go make money. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Crofton: 1:44am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Thermodynamics:
Shut up, who Warri help?
de there de deceive yourself,
Warri nor de carry last but na Hausa people de rule una and de collect all una oil.
Na this kind Warri boy title when you wan meet up to go make you de commit crime.
How much you don make with your Warri boy title?
De there de form Warri boy, nor go make money. Bros why you come dey vex like this Na. 36 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 1:48am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Freemanbobble: Take heart bro
That is exactly what you get when your bank account is not fit Assuming say even common big for nothing Camry you drive that girl for not embarrass you like that she be stupid girl! I bet she'd have had someone embarrass her too after that incident. Karma is real. Because her papa get money nko? Nonsense and aje butter! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by leofab(f): 1:51am On Oct 25, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 1:56am On Oct 25, 2019 |
LordAzubuike: As an ugly boy, back then in campus, the ladies gave me a whole lotta unforgettable embarrassing moments. and your moniker said 'female'. You are one of the problems we're facing in Nigeria 48 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Thermodynamics(m): 2:06am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Crofton:
Bros why you come dey vex like this Na. Cus na people like the guy I quoted up there de push Delta people de go do bad thing, all in the name of Warri boy. As a Warri boy, you are expected to break rules, cut corners and commit all manner of crime to meet up to your name "Warri boy" This Warri boy Warri boy title don land many people for jail because them wan impress. I've seen it, I'm talking from experience. Anyway, na the comedian "I go die" I blame, he literarily presented people from Warri as superhumans. 50 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 2:07am On Oct 25, 2019 |
DaddyMorenike: Definitely has to be during a pool party. Got out the pool and was sitting beside the pool, didn't know my preeq cap was outside already, thanks to those Tommy Hilfiger boxers wey get buttons that year. I notice say breeze just dey blow that area but I didn't pay much attention afterall, I just got outta the pool. Like 1mins plus, one babe wey I no even know signaled to my crotch area, as I see my cap outside, I fly enter pool ASAP, I even injured my knees. I can never ever ever ever forget! Especially the look on the girl face n her friends. Preeq wey never charge, e come be like say tiger ba3. DAMN!! lmao! 'Tiger battery' 1 Like
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by cosmos1440: 2:07am On Oct 25, 2019 |
LordAzubuike: As an ugly boy, back then in campus, the ladies gave me a whole lotta unforgettable embarrassing moments. Ugly boy claiming to be a female 8 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by ProxRick(m): 2:09am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Hehehe |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by cosmos1440: 2:11am On Oct 25, 2019 |
oloriLFC: and your moniker said 'female'. You are one of the problems we're facing in Nigeria U dey mind the idiot ? He also uses the moniker nwaAmaikpe, and he lies a lot 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by ProxRick(m): 2:14am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Wetin b mileage abeg? 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by 2lola: 2:19am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Karleb: When my junior in secondary school called me to introduce himself. He was in 200L while I was just a fresher then.
I went home and thought about it the whole day. this is me 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 2:22am On Oct 25, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 2:25am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Emaax77: So mine was really embarrassing.. If you school in the South, you'll relate. I went for Night class.. we call it (TDB). To read all night. I was sitting in front of the class and i decided to take a quick nap, then wake up later to read. As i fell asleep, i Had a terrible dream of being pursued. I got up from the dream and started running, Na so everybody for hall follow me dey run oo... When i came to my senses, shame no let me go back the hall. Everyone else had ran to other halls. It was the following morning i went back for my books... The fear of night class.. LoL I can imagine ![cheesy](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cheesy.png) my chest o 3 Likes
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by oloriLFC(f): 2:31am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Teebilion: Mine is actually the same as the most embarrassing day in my life , not funny at all
Was in my first year , I was very young , naive and looking small at the same time , and due to some case of misidentity and also to show freshmen how not listening to them might be , some aiye cult members like 10 in number made me do frog Jump including several slaps and kicks accompanied with stupendous beating for what I knew nothing of in front of hundreds of students , not even the school security could stop them and to make things worse , my two friends when approached denied ever knowing me , I saw my world falling in front of me , the jovial me became a loner and was thinking of suicide
That incident almost ruined me , as the thought of revenge won’t leave my head , joining a rival cult to me was the best solution
But I thank God I didn’t make a wrong decision , The same event inspired me to graduate as an outstanding student in my department
thank God for you. Laslas, you won 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Nobody: 3:34am On Oct 25, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by cenaman(m): 3:36am On Oct 25, 2019 |
greggng: It was the day tuition fee was increased and I got angry and decided to challenge the school authority....the whole student backed me up but I never knew it was fake support. All of them graduated and my own result was seized for speaking out against what I perceived as injustice. ...That result was seized for good one year and none of the students called to ask how I am doing ....one day I met one of the students and he was laughing at my condition ....he said , old boy...you go done dey work for chevron by now.....I was embarrass by that statement cos I expect those with result to 've gotten a job not me without result. My joy came the very day I was called to come pick up my result....my HOD sat ,me down and told me a story I cannot forget in a hurry....if you want the story mention me and I will give u the story Story story! am all ears. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Nobody: 3:44am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Was coming back from my cousin's place and got to ziks flat,no bike,was waiting a classmate came around and opted to assist me.he walked me up to eyoita hall and opted to buy me suya worth 200 naira, I sat down ,na so local man sat on my back,next thing the 3rd leg begin they touch my back hard, I just pretended not to know what he was doing,next na hand on top my vita foam, na so I vex leave am with in 200 naira suya,the aboki man laugh tire, I think am in my 3rd year then, and I can afford 500 naira suya if I wish .that guy self,it's really embarrassing 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by seunfly: 3:58am On Oct 25, 2019 |
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Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Nobody: 3:59am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Teebilion: Mine is actually the same as the most embarrassing day in my life , not funny at all
Was in my first year , I was very young , naive and looking small at the same time , and due to some case of misidentity and also to show freshmen how not listening to them might be , some aiye cult members like 10 in number made me do frog Jump including several slaps and kicks accompanied with stupendous beating for what I knew nothing of in front of hundreds of students , not even the school security could stop them and to make things worse , my two friends when approached denied ever knowing me , I saw my world falling in front of me , t loo he jovial me became a loner and was thinking of suicide
That incident almost ruined me , as the thought of revenge won’t leave my head , joining a rival cult to me was the best solution
But I thank God I didn’t make a wrong decision , The same event inspired me to graduate as an outstanding student in my department
Yeah. The last two lines are really inspiring. We must always learn to see the positive side of every negative experience if we want to grow from playing the victim card to become real winners. Everything happens for a reason.fools would only cry, But The wise ones are inspired. Most of the achievements I have made so far are results of some negative experiences I had had in the past 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by DARLINGTON869(m): 4:04am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Wanted to save ordinary #200 barbing salon fee, so I told a friend who bragged he could barb to give me his best cut. It was in the evening, so I didn't see the cutlass, grass cutting style he did to my head. Infact infact, I didn't realise my head looked like a map until I got to class the next morning. Trust gals. They were the first to notice ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) . The mockery I received still sends cold shivers down my spine. 35 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by heartofcity12: 4:10am On Oct 25, 2019 |
DanXplore: Was coming back from lectures when I saw a mad woman who lived in a pile of rubbish about half a kilometer away from the school fence. Out of compassion, I bought egg roll and swan water for her because she looked so hungry. She hurriedly ate everything with so much excitement and before I knew what wad going on she started following me everywhere...for about half an hour. Didn't know how to tell her to stop following me. Omo, see as people dey laugh me and my juvenile friends started calling her my wife. Lol. It took the intervention of security and some area boys to pursue her away. Had to stop plying that route for a while. That’s so touching. I wish her family were doing that for her, she might have been in a better condition. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by PrimadonnaO(f): 4:17am On Oct 25, 2019 |
27Pushing30:
Uniben babe wey no get gra gra Lol. I was already fighting tears. Couldn’t open my mouth to talk again, else I’d have started crying like a baby. Had to get my composure back. I refused to leave until one of the male porters came. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by PrimadonnaO(f): 4:20am On Oct 25, 2019 |
taiwoawoniyi:
Wait fess, why is it that it's women who usually yak about short skirts? Funny enough, the skirts, many times, are usually very okay but no o, one power drunk woman will still flex her shikini power on poor students.
Bhet that your boyfriend ehn, he is a funny sumborri. He was laughing? Why? Imagine, his laughter is provoking my own laughter. You almost broke up with him...that's hilarious. . Honestly, those ladies were constantly behaving like they suffer from chronic mood swings. Don’t mind the boy. I saw him and was happy that he’d sympathize with me, instead he started laughing. Lol. He always thought everything was funny. 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by PrimadonnaO(f): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2019 |
EmptyCoconutHead: my most embarrassing moments on campus happened this afternoon in one of the varsities in the Mid-West. So today was final year cultural day where all final year brethren were to represent their culture and tribe by wearing their cultural attire, so while walking with my colleague we came across this gorgeous girl with an Efik (Calabar) attire and my colleague cajoled me to walk up to her and communicate with her since she's from my tribe as I'm a Calabar guy, so I obliged and walked up to her and initiated the following convo with her
Me : Ediye Etie didie (Beauty how are u)
Calabar babe : idiokke eyeneka mmi (I'm fine my brother)
as I was about to press further to Interact with her so I could get her digits, all of a sudden a guy (cultist) from no where with reddish eye balls due to excess intoxication from Indian hemp walked up to me and gave me a resounding slap for daring to "chyke her girlfriend" mehn I became the cynosure of all eyes as my course mates and passersby gathered to see how the guy dragged me down to an open place and started raining me blows (he was high on weed though) and used my cheeks to engage on slapping practice. I was tired, weak and hungry after having a series of classes and since I realized I couldn't withstand this muscular guy, i tried to explain to him that the girl was my tribe girl but the guy couldn't listen and started raining me heavy blows till my eye got swollen and when my colleague came to my aid he was blocked by another fellow cultist and they shew him a sheathed dagger. so this guy kicked me and pushed me into the mud till the white shirt I wore became dirty And behold my long time crushed passed around there and saw as I was being dealt with by just one guy, oh gosh I was so ashamed of myself and I went back home with such a huge catastrophic disgrace meanwhile the calabar babe wasn't even concerned with what was going on. later this evening my crush called and asked what happened and later mocked me for allowing a single guy to beat me up effortlessly. brother I'm typing now from the chemist with swollen eyes. today has really been a bad day for me. cc PrimadonnaO Ohhh noo! Today’s really been a deeply sore day for you! Don’t worry, he’ll meet his waterloo in no distant time. Doh. ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png) 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:24am On Oct 25, 2019 |
It happened one day in class I was having a crush on one my course mate then. I would look lustfully at her big ass while my preek goes full erect till I released semen most half of pure water sachet in quantity, the whole of my trouser from the groin area down to the left tigh area of my touser was soaked like I urinated on my self I created a scene I would never forget that day. A female coursemate boldly walked up to me and touched the wet area of the area it was slippery as she felt it. She shouted to her female friends around that I just released a large quantity of semen without no sexual action. People were just laughing in class that day.. 22 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by deltateam: 4:26am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Rapmoney: Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus
At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.
Mine:
In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.
The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.
That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:
Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?
Babe: How did you know my name?
Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.
Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.
Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...
Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!
Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.
It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.
Some girls are very rude! Las las she fit no even sabi book. You did nothing wrong. Even if she wasn't interested, there are nicer ways to say it without hurting your ego. Which one is take a few steps back and pretend it never happened sh1t. 14 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by movid(m): 4:29am On Oct 25, 2019 |
Mine was when I was serving. There was this girl I was really infatuated with that anytime I see her, my gbolaga will surely rise even if it's in the middle of the road because this babe is really endowed. So there was this day we all went to collect food at the kitchen. And behold I saw this babe standing right there at the entrance of the kitchen that there was no way I could avoid her. On sighting me, she greeted me with a soft smile and hence conversation started. Before I know it , my gbolaga started to rise right infront of her. I had no choice than to stoop down. It was in this position I was conversing with her. She was really surprised and was telling me to stand up nao. But she never knw it was because my alaye don rise and I don't want her to be aware. I was in that position for like 15min. Everybody passing was just looking like what's wrong with this bros. It was when my chairman came down tht I got up. The babe was just confused like what's wrong. I just gave her one flimsy excuse. Since tht day anytime I see that babe , if I know I will stop to greet her, I usually make it short and discharge her straight away. 36 Likes |
Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by noisy45(m): 4:40am On Oct 25, 2019 |
tillaman: My first year in school when I was strolling with this babe, I don spot her from class as soon as lecturer left I just follow the girl we were already Vibing as in I already held her hands damn the palm was so soft and cold I was beginning to imagine getting a mad handjob from her the next day cause I had a dunce roomie then, so as we dey waka naso 1 final year guy park his stupid Honda bulldog beside us and started finessing the babe naso the girl begin blush dude was like is that your brother and she said no that he’s a friend from class, I weak, sha the dude was like how far OG I just feigned a faint smile, the babe sha follow the guy, she just said we will see later, I was just lucky that I had a baseball cap on that day, some crazy boys were already saying bros sorry oo as per say my legs dey shake like Person wey climb Mount Everest, as I reach school gate I sweAr I just fly bike I no even negotiate price, Wey we don dey plan to go her hostel and violate her human rights, that moment I made up my mind to do the same thing to all those freshers too and I did it countless times too!! The babe sef later carry her kpekus con beg me for house after Puna mileage don high finish for 400 level, she even lived with me for 2 months dey form serious relationship, do my laundry and warm my bed and I didn’t pity that puna I help her increase the mileage I have learnt something today puna mileage. ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) 1 Like 1 Share |
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