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Dead Man Walking by aru11: 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2010
grin grin A man who makes caskets was going to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not to be late for the delivery, he put the coffin on his head and began heading to his destination.

The Nigerian Police saw him and wanted to make some money off him so they challenged him and asked:

"where u dey carry dat thing go?!"

Trust an Igbo man with his Igbo sense, he answered:

"Officer, eehm, abeg, I no like the place where dem BURY me, so i dey try relocate, !!"

Come see how Police take off! Dem no wait o!! grin grin grin
Re: Dead Man Walking by StudioCFR(m): 12:58am On Nov 13, 2010
Dead man walking for where?

And and why the joke no make me laugh
Re: Dead Man Walking by sima(f): 2:28am On Nov 13, 2010
LMFAOOOO, loool
nice one cheesy
Re: Dead Man Walking by Exponental(m): 5:48pm On Nov 13, 2010
Nice one!
Re: Dead Man Walking by Okijajuju1(m): 5:49pm On Nov 13, 2010
Even primary school children sef no go laugh this old dry joke.
Re: Dead Man Walking by sima(f): 9:09pm On Nov 13, 2010
Okija_juju:

Even primary school children sef no go laugh this old dry joke.
I wonder what primary school u went to then

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