For me, how i've always done it is to withdraw. Cold turkey style. I stop picking her calls and start avoiding her. And then i hope and pray she gets d message. I no sabi do face to face breakup. Una nko? How una take dey break up when d r/ship don tire u? ***unnecessary yabis and pointless comments r also welcome***

steeze:

For me, how i've always done it is to withdraw. Cold turkey style. I stop picking her calls and start avoiding her. And then i hope and pray she gets d message. I no sabi do face to face breakup. Una nko?

How una take dey break up when d r/ship don tire u?

***unnecessary yabis and pointless comments r also welcome***

Hmmm.

Breaking up with him, tell him he's too good for me, he can do better.

Just tell him jor

I once broke up a wit a chick face to face. Her reaction surprised me. She went gangsta on me and tried to reach for my balls. No joke!

Sorry poster but not picking up or returning calls is a quite cowardly, its easier to just sit down and "have the talk", you know, the whole I don't think I love you anymore talk, its cold but its straight to the point and honest.

Madlady, his too good for me? Like, seriously? Don't u think that is a little bit cliched?

@indie, easier said than done. U neva know how she's gonna react. My M.O has proved safe thus far.

we both talked about it

and everybody went their merry way

we still talk doh

steeze:

Madlady, he's too good for me? Like, seriously? Don't u think that is a little bit cliched?

That's what I said, honestly.

@ steeze, its kinda easier for us chicks to use that line coz obviously you guys won't go all bleary eyed and break out in sobs on us, I still prefer it that way tho, ignoring calls and going all cold isn't usually fair on the other person coz it leaves them wondering and confused.

A simple heart to heart talk.

Honestly, I think I have broken up in all the ways one can think of. . . .different strokes for different folks  

A guy to girl breakup is tricky oh. Imagine say u wan break up wit gal wey don give u punanie so many times so tey u no fit count. Who know wat she might do when u tell her it's over. Pls i love my balls. . .

U stil luv ur balls nd not d babe abi? Naughty boy. Well, talking it out will b beta so dat bth parties will knw their flaws nd also, 2 avoid crushing balls!

googles:

Honestly, I think I have broken up in all the ways one can think of. . . .different strokes for different folks

please give examples

freecocoa:

A simple heart to heart talk.

i would go with this

googles:

Honestly, I think I have broken up in all the ways one can think of. . . .different strokes for different folks

Gosh!!! guys don suffer for u hand ooo, . . . .hmmmmm How many guys have done?
Op.
I be innocent ,I don't break up with em but i make them breaking up with me.

steeze:

I once broke up a wit a chick face to face. Her reaction surprised me. She went gangsta on me and tried to reach for my balls. No joke!

lwkmd.dat must av bin a real shocker to u

hw 2 break up wit gals stop giving her money,accuse her wrongly n make sure u are wit anoda babe,4 guyz which is easer deny him ur bodi dat all.

@evagreen, yeah it was. Neva tried 'talking' it over maturely since then. Edilion, lol. Nice one. Abeg u guys should give us instances of when u broke up wit him/her. Especially d horrible worst case stories.

Google, u seem to be a pro at this. Oya, spill!

Honourably wit respect.

well,my ex broke up with me in a kinda ash way in 2k8.she stop denying me her body,talked to me anyhow,tell me she was with a guy,even tell me to stop calling,she later sent a text aroound 2am,that i shus move on with my life,and that she has found someone else in nysc camp,i was broken,bt i acted like nuting happend,i was still in sckool den,final year.she graduated b4 me.for five to 7 months,i couldnt do tins right,i almost fail my final year exams,i made up my mind to shun women,to focus on my career,.a year later,i met a very beautiful lady,dat is namesake to her,we have been dating since den,. bt the tin is,anytime i am chating with my ex,i still feel i love her,miss her. i ws her first real bf. bt dat aint enuf to keep the relationship.she left when she met another guy in camp.

@steeze yes o.i tink d withdrawal method works wel 4 me
@good segs.awwww pele,t happens prolly since u werent d one dat broke it off n u neva prolly saw it coming.did she eva apologise 4 it?

well,the guy she met in camp broke up with her later dis year, we were together for 5 years.the tin is,i moved on though, wasnt easy,my guys try to arrange several ladies for me den,so i can forget about her,i was shocked by d disapointment, the break up still affect my currently relationship,am scared to trust her even when she says i shud,is not easy,

I fil u sha,cos i kinda went tru same.he went on camp n then we startd driftn.we graduated 2geda bt he got 2 go for service b4 me.told him 2 let us part ways cos am most def sure i dnt like lng distance,he said t would work.we wr really gud until august whn we startd driftn.then i realisd ther was smoda chick in d pix.t got really bad,n i broke it off.things nysc does 2 people.looool

goodsegs:

well,the guy she met in camp broke up with her later dis year, we were together for 5 years.the tin is,i moved on though, wasnt easy,my guys try to arrange several ladies for me den,so i can forget about her,i was shocked by d disapointment, the break up still affect my currently relationship,am scared to trust her even when she says i shud,is not easy,

Thats d poin, easier said than done.

Easier said than done o. . . Lotsa crazy chicks in dis world oh

I cant believe you guys saying you just withdraw! That is so cruel!! So thats how you treat someone who loved you and gave them your time and love! Wow!!! So harsh!!! Not cool people!!! If ya dont have the balls to do the right thing then stay out of relationships.

some,is just text msgs.gbon! is over
victor,
i know you will be shocked at this,plz,i am sorry 4 letting you down,i am tired of the relationship,and u know i am 23 years old and u still have 2@years in sckool,plz,i want you to move on,i already moved on with someone else,dont call m e,dont call my brother,dont call my mum,if you love me, dont call anybody to call me,.just do like i never exist,is over viktor.i know i will never forget you,but for now,lets go our separate ways,.five years relationship is ova. gbon!those are the texts i got around 2am.i felt like eating salt dat night,i was in the hostel in unilag,the babe wound me no be small,.we were so together that i never saw break up coming one day,we have talked about getting married so many times,everybody in her house liked me.and she just left for one ugly kelvin she met in camp,till date,no matter what any lady promise me,i still doubt it.

Gosh Goodsegs, wat a horrible text message. That ur ex is even worse dan me sef. Kai, at 2am? Lol. . . Thank God say u no eat salt. That's y it's good to date only boti gals. It's safe.

Steeze (meets gf at a public place for safety reasons): Hello rukayat rukayat: steeze wat was it u wanted to talk to me abt? It sounded urgent. U finally bought me a blackberry bold? Steeze: No, i wanna have a. . . 'talk' with u. Rukayat: about wat? Steeze: about us. I don't luv u anymore and i want us to break up. But it's not ur fault oh, it's me. I'm d one wit issues. Rukayat(after a brief pause): u wan break up wit me? Wey my bb bold? After i don give u to, to how many times u wan chop clean mouth abi? Na God go punish u, punish ur mama, punish ur family. I go go ijebu go arrange 'epe' 4 u. Idiot. In short sef. . .(breaks schwepps bottles and attempts to stab Mr. Steeze who takes off faster than Usain Bolt)