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| My First Condom by gbanikiti(m): 10:45am On Nov 15, 2010 |
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. After the :deed" was done,.she asked ‘Did you put that condom on?’ I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted!!!! |
| Re: My First Condom by Omolulu(m): 10:46am On Nov 15, 2010 |
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  |
| Re: My First Condom by steeze(m): 10:47am On Nov 15, 2010 |
Looool! That must be a joke. Funny tho |
| Re: My First Condom by gbanikiti(m): 10:53am On Nov 15, 2010 |
not a joke, it sha happened. |
| Re: My First Condom by patwhizkid(f): 10:54am On Nov 15, 2010 |
LWKMD!!! Funny! |
| Re: My First Condom by Woke4all(m): 11:02am On Nov 15, 2010 |
lol, Datz crazy |
| Re: My First Condom by Dyt(f): 11:07am On Nov 15, 2010 |
efpmk oooooo |
| Re: My First Condom by gbanikiti(m): 11:19am On Nov 15, 2010 |
surely, i enjoyed it with her cos twas my first time too. @all, are u guys still laffing? |
| Re: My First Condom by kokoletz(m): 11:34am On Nov 15, 2010 |
| bros pls lif matter |
| Re: My First Condom by mykali(m): 11:43am On Nov 15, 2010 |
This is a joke. From jokesgallery.com @OP, sorry to burst your bubble  |
| Re: My First Condom by kokoletz(m): 11:55am On Nov 15, 2010 |
catch ya  |
| Re: My First Condom by silvertuke(m): 3:38pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
@poster is this a joke? if it's not then you must be a bloody liar. |
| Re: My First Condom by Bella87(f): 3:47pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
LMAO |
| Re: My First Condom by NnamdiN: 4:12pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
gbanikiti:big lie. This is one of my facebook notes, I got it from nigerian best forum a year ago. Lying won't make u funny. lol |
| Re: My First Condom by Dabss(m): 5:08pm On Nov 15, 2010 |
^^^^ whatever the joke is funny |
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