Abeg think before you type - it pays in the long run. All this foolishness wey you dey display no go lead you anywhere.

cheii , tanism abeg pay me to erase dat virus 4 your laptop u no need am i swear omo iya

^^ Ko ye mi.

Who this one dey talk to?

tanimz:

^^ Ko ye mi.

Idowuogbo:

cheii , tanism abeg pay me to erase dat virus 4 your laptop u  no need am i swear omo iya

hey sori i don modify u grabs na , or  u nid me to identify d fungus

Hehe. . . Idowu, mo grab pa. But ko need.

Jokes bureau don turn battle field

Na wa'o

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] lol. Nice percentage then. Miss see all [/size]

Both literally & figuratively

shebi u grab my yarns??

hey efemena , una dey code abi , no worries na my own worse ooo
Inugo , oya fine fine baby gist me ba wetin be literally and precisely

awww Id!!

u nor sabi greet anymore??

besides na tango I and elusive vicks dey do

how far girl? 'n where's my e-brother-in-law??

how i go greet persin wey no even dey report to zanga anymore , u dey fall me bad bad
anyways if u guys like speak Japanese , i b badoski , aka omo eeeoko , sojibabe , oversabi dey run my blood  

Idowuogbo:

how i go greet persin wey no even dey report to zanga anymore , u dey fall me bad bad
anyways if u guys like speak Japanese , i b badoski , aka omo eeeoko , sojibabe , oversabi dey run my blood

Babes don't be like that

I 'n vicks get as we dey yarn - u 'spose know that

now come here jor!

nothing do you my girl

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] Efe babe God did bless me wif some brain hon even though i should have prefered that of einstein

ido dis one u dey polite to only ladies i pray u no be lesbi. Cos they plenty ground [/size]

I nor go gree make only you take einstein brain - we go must share am into 2 equal halves

else u go cheat me anyhow

Baby Efe nor send

Stop teasing ID

Besides, na u wan annoy me - I say make we share, u say no

okay, in that case I go collect all the E=MC (squared)

u fit manage Pythagoras Theorem - at least u go fit calculate the shortest distace from A to B without derailing for side road

see goat o ,goat dey draw rectangle oo
hmm , malu go begin tek chalk teach

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] wait a sec u still remember all those, i bet u can't derive them sha. But well your brain is sharper than i tot, even though thats not all but E=mc^2 is the greatest help he gave to mankind regarding physics.

Babe u don dey fear me o, nxt tin na e jxt sticks- i really doubt that.

God must of buddies can't say that much . BTW i fink u shud delete pythagoras' part [/size]

Baby, I kid u not

Just b/cos I come to the Jokes Section to unwind don't mean ma brain is dead

and yes, I can derive them 'n all  

at least the concept of Deravitives is a lot easier than Integration (additional maths)

and no - in your case u need Pythogoras more than you know (a^2 + b^2 = C^2)

Simple! But effective