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6 Again by Nobody: 3:40pm On Nov 17, 2010
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you f***ing retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
Re: 6 Again by StudioCFR(m): 4:35pm On Nov 17, 2010
Stale
Re: 6 Again by bashydemy(m): 6:59am On Nov 18, 2010
yes that is studio all jokes are stale where are yours @OP thumb up jor
Re: 6 Again by StudioCFR(m): 8:10am On Nov 18, 2010
Lol
Re: 6 Again by lysaa(f): 9:58am On Nov 18, 2010
men always get it wrong!
Re: 6 Again by 3RNEST(m): 10:18am On Nov 18, 2010
*StudioC* Guy, dis Stale word wey u dey use no confirm 2me, try use another word like slang. Something like "E no Gel" try harder. "ENGTH" lol, @poster na story u post abi na joke."grin"
Re: 6 Again by StudioCFR(m): 10:43am On Nov 18, 2010
Bros
E no gel na small pikin yarn

Stale sounds a bit mature* and na only matured minds fit decode am

U no understand?
Re: 6 Again by 3RNEST(m): 1:57pm On Nov 18, 2010
*StudioC* Guy i overstand ur point but Stale dey dict. Use word wey go confuse dem. I don dey dis land since 2005, wen NL start 4rm mobilenigeria, so i know all the koko.
Re: 6 Again by bashydemy(m): 2:26pm On Nov 18, 2010
Re: 6 Again by StudioCFR(m): 11:19pm On Nov 18, 2010
3RNEST

Chei u don suppose' dey collect pension as an old staff

I just nland 2007 then jokes section too tight pass how e be today

But why e come be sey na now i just dey see dis I.D?
Re: 6 Again by bashydemy(m): 8:14am On Nov 20, 2010
lol see NL alumni oooooo
Re: 6 Again by StudioCFR(m): 5:17pm On Nov 20, 2010
Lol
Hhmm

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