if today is declared world stealing day, what would you like to steal?

I should have stolen my ex's enchanting smile, so he wouldn't have any to enchant young and unassuming girls with or his life savings sef cos that dude is STINGYNESS PERSONIFIED.

Would steal ma Neighbour's panty . . . . .  .she's gotten pretty ones

I would steal Bill Gates daughter.

i still nairaland owner

Hmmm i cld v stolen so may things in d world n d entire planet bt rily i feel its all nottin witout his love
I ll steal hrt ova n ova again

I tot we are supposed to steal from a him or her,but if na general thiefing,if there's anyway to get into WORLD BANK and do watever you want unoticed that's what i'll thief but if not i'll just thief BILL GATES.

I go thief C RONALDO too inshort the things way i go thief the whole of today no reach for me to type am.

Mr~Cork:

**I suspect the females will steal my 17inches Badonkey!!**

I doubt if this nigga even got d1ck 

@op I will steal your brain to reformat it for a better function . Thank you

I will still all the fake Nigeria pastor home and abroad, whoop their arses every morning, afternoon and night and after that send them to HELL FIRE

I will steal rafael nadal, so he can play privately 4 me.

Mr~Cork:

**I suspect the females will steal my 17inches Badonkey!!**

which kin ting dis one get sef wey we no go hear word.

190 vs Mr Cork

Mr cork and 190 ===> worst thread derailers ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHsTxe4dYJ8&feature=related, A MUST WATCH


The clip, with a running time of 65 seconds, has attracted varied reactions, especially on the social media. On Youtube, viewers accused it of promoting obscenity, which they allege is a product of the influence of relative explicitness of Ghanaian movies.
A viewer, who identified himself as “Devil Forbid,” wrote: “I am so ashamed, I was amongst the people critisising Ghana for their soft porn. Is this all about money, fame, or just emulating the western world? This is insane, proper Nollywood malfunction. I hope they put a ban on this movie and penalise the actors respectively. This is a sign of the end. Muna is kissing a man.” Pobosky 100, another viewer, wrote: “I hope you realise movies like this were created for controversy and creativity, and may or may not reflect the sexuality of the actors and writers of the movie. It’s not like incest and homosexuality isn’t occurring in Nigeria anyway, so this rant and pretence on display is sardonic.”