The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a


new striker to replace Michael Owen who had gone to Newcastle.

One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks

will turn out to be a true superstar. The L'pool manager flies to

Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to

come over to Anfield.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes

left.

The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he

goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game

for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are

delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about

his first day in English football. "Hello mum, guess what?" he says.

"I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we

won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me".

"Wonderful," says his mum. "Let me tell you about my day. Your father

got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and

your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great

time!"

With this news, the young lad is very upset. "What can I say mum, except


I'm so sorry".

"Sorry!" exclaims his mum. "It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in


the first place!"

LOL curse in disguise . Hmmmm sports jokes never crossed ma mind

^^ 'tis all about broadening your horizons

Wait a sec. I want the truth nothing else. Are a human or an angel? I'm not joking nor mixing words dear

huh??

all dis jokes sef
*smh*

**dails 911** i give u a second to explain urself before i press the send button

Da_b¤§§.:

all dis jokes sef
*smh*

wetin do the jokes? u nor like 'em??

and stop scratching man!!

Lice??

Mr.Bones:

**dails 911** i give u a second to explain urself before i press the send button

ah, Otiooo!!!

Nnnnnaaaaaaaaaa!!!

I'm what ever u want me to be now??

Yeah u bera remain human. Cos angels i heard do sprout wings and fly. LOL na ur fresh thread be dis o!

abi??

Efemena_xy:

wetin do the jokes? u nor like 'em??

and stop scratching man!! Lice??

i dat supposed to be funny?
Nobody is laughing
pls quit
NOTHING PERSONAL

Da_b¤§§.:

i dat supposed to be funny?
Nobody is laughing
pls quit
NOTHING PERSONAL

yh. Nd i bet Denrele also kissed charlyboy nd sed "NO HOMO"

Efe, Make I talk truth, You try small,

Boss Ttdiamonds:

Efe, Make I talk truth, You try small,

no!!! continue to lie. u urself wey no get joke **mstchew**

Mr.Bones:

no!!! continue to lie. u urself wey no get joke **mstchew**

you c.u.nt why u dey defend person wey no even send ur side

Shey na bones be your name abiii. . . . By the time I'm through with you, your name 'll turn to ash. . . . . .pstweeeeeeeeeee.

I no get time to count sand with una two birds of the same feather

The time wey u get na to send person wey just wan manage u abi?

Just kidding

*blinks*

Stud thank ur stars that u included the second paragraph cos civil war for don repeat itself.

If the civil war or even huricane katrina starts, na u go first smell am na

U don forget?

Forget wetin? .

studio dey fear dat dead man?
Well sha na yourba guy
so ts nothing new

Guy free me jor

go hug transformer

Tehehehehe

Easy bro

I no fear anybody oh

Da_b¤§§.:

i dat supposed to be funny?

dunno - u tell me man

Nobody is laughing

I hear you town crier - now speak 4 urslef only

pls quit

'n if I don't?? Watcha gonna do man??

NOTHING PERSONAL

Wetin concern agbero like you with overload??

Da_b¤§§.:

you c.u.nt why u dey defend person wey no even send your side

Da_p*ri**c*k

you nor sabi where dey pain you??

abeg go fry sand chop 

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

Efe, Lemme be frank with you,
You got lots of talent, But crackin' jokes aint one of em',

<raises eyebrows>

Oh Yeah?

Post your own now Titi

Efemena_xy:

dunno - u tell me man

I hear you town crier - now speak 4 urslef only

'n if I don't?? Watcha gonna do man??

Wetin concern agbero like you with overload??

Da_p*ri**c*k

you nor sabi where dey pain you??

abeg go fry sand chop 

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!

twn crier indeed. now tell me who is even smiling @ your lame jokes?
Even copy and paste dey hard u.
See me i no even get time to exchange words wif u
your joke is not funny just accept it

U dis IBO boy - for yo mind u don make sense oh

Studio CFR:

U dis IBO boy - for yo mind u don make sense oh

trying to impress someone?

Lmfbo. . . . nairaland!