Several threads have been created for the purpose of drawing seun's attention to the changes/modifications we would love to see on this forum.
1.
A dislike button. To let those trolls know how much we dislike then and the sh!t they type.
2.
A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.
3.
Nairalanders would love for seun to award the position of 'moderator', to dedicated monikers. The office should be held for 4yrs only.
4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.
5.
Presiding mods should step down. Lala especially. New moderators are to be appointed based on their qualifications not their love of snakes.
6.
After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.
7.
Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.

Do you create threads every hour? Smh

8.
No thread is to be derailed. There would be a chatbox created for idle convos.
9.
There should be 'wall of prestige'. Where monikers of excellent behaviour would be displayed and awarded a decent amount of
money.
10.

omokoginimi:
Do you create threads every hour? Smh

We need to an advancement here! Nairaland deserves better!!

Drop your requirements.

RedCreme21:
We need to an advance here! Nairaland deserves better!!

Drop your requirements.

I’m not sure I understand this jargon

omokoginimi:

I’m not sure I understand this jargon

Oops! Autocorrect.I'll edit it.

omokoginimi:


I’m not sure I understand this jargon

I've edited it. Any demands of seun?

RedCreme21:

4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.

Yeah .
This should happen even if it's not up to #5000 but at least something should be paid for doing so

You are still a child indeed and you are naive about human nature, business, and the difficulty of making money.

2. A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.

Lol. How do you expect this to work? Even if people are unable to quote/mention you, what stops them from copying your post and attaching your name to it when trying to reply you? They might even attach a name that is similar to your username, what can you do?
You are looking for safe space? Eyah, Nairaland is not for weaklings, if you don't have the thick skin to ignore instead of getting offended and bothered, go somewhere else.

4 Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.

And who will fund this? Lmao #5000 for ordinary front page? Did Seun force anyone to come to nairaland? Do you know how many topics go to front page in a day? Do you want to run Seun broke? Go to the front page, count how many topics you see, multiple by 5000, and then tell me if this notion makes sense. Perhaps you can fund this. Lmao With this idea of yours, it clear you are not working for your money instead you are being provided for and don't know the true worth of money.

If this policy is enacted, somehow, the moderators' topics and that of their many alternate accounts would be the only ones making front page. It's human nature to ruthlessly capitalise on free money. If I were a moderator, I would have many alternate accounts and my topics and that of my alternate accounts would make front page. This applies to all moderators. SMH

After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.

How would you or Seun or a moderator force any banned Nairalander to part with #1000 just because they were banned for the third time? You have so far demonstrated immense naivety, an unimpressive and abject business acumen and inability to think of the consequences of your decisions. Lmao. SMH.

7 Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.

It's fun and seems alright when you are limiting people's free speech until someone else limits yours. Free speech must not be defied on nairaland. Never support something that can backfire on you. Trolling is part of free speech.

There should be 'wall of prestige'. Where monikers of excellent behaviour would be displayed and awarded a decent amount of
money.

Mtewww. Come, do you think money grows on trees? Do you think Seun plucked money from trees? What is wrong with you? Lmao. It's your type that would support socialism. Nothing is free and no one owes anyone anything. A "wall of prestige" is okay but Seun doesn't have to give money EXCEPT IF HE WANTS TO. It unlikely that he will and I wouldn't either. Besides, who gets to decide who gets to the "wall of prestige" and what are the standards?

The immediate ban of martinez39, AstroG, vickyhow, denreledave, blueair, bigcowhorn, dimples0303, ilamina, mrcork, missghosted, ubunja, redlord1...

Why?

It's clear that you have a lot of growing up to do. I hope in some years time, you would cringe at this.

omokoginimi:
Do you create threads every hour? Smh

It's creating job opportunities

RedCreme21:
Several threads have been created for the purpose of drawing seun's attention to the changes/modifications we would love to see on this forum.
1.
A dislike button. To let those trolls know how much we dislike then and the sh!t they type.
2.
A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.
3.
Nairalanders would love for seun to award the position of 'moderator', to dedicated monikers. The office should be held for 4yrs only.
4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.
5.
Presiding mods should step down. Lala especially. New moderators are to be appointed based on their qualifications not their love of snakes.
6.
After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.
7.
Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.

11.
A subsection should be introduced here for the advertisement of romantic books for monikers like ilegendd, chenzen, etc.
12.
Two individual chatboxes must be incorporated here for both feminist and redpillers. There arguements can be made and ideologies shared.
13.
The introduction of our own currency 'NLcoin'. This would enable nairalanders to create threads. The priviledge would be bought. The NLcoin would be gotten from the likes and shares one gets. 5likes and 2shares are equivalent to 1NLcoin. The ability to create a thread is worth 10NLcoins.
The benefit of the above would be this,
Regarding rule 7, the threads of trolls would be ignored and reported. This would prevent them for getting likes and shares and obtaining NLcoins. With time their number of threads would ruduce greatly and eventually come to an end.
13.
The report button should be made effective. Not sure that thing even works.

RedCreme21:
Several threads have been created for the purpose of drawing seun's attention to the changes/modifications we would love to see on this forum.
1.
A dislike button. To let those trolls know how much we dislike then and the sh!t they type.
2.
A button which would enable us to block several accounts here.
3.
Nairalanders would love for seun to award the position of 'moderator', to dedicated monikers. The office should be held for 4yrs only.
4.
Nairalanders whose threads make front page should be paid a minimum of #5000.
5.
Presiding mods should step down. Lala especially. New moderators are to be appointed based on their qualifications not their love of snakes.
6.
After a registered member has been banned for the third time, he/she is to pay a certain fee. #1000 tops.
7.
Anyone who comments on a trolls thread is to endure the same punishment as the op for encouraging him/her.

...erm .bro..one of yor last thread was called ...* my last sexual experiense with a goat*.(check it)

..& then u come to nairaland to advise M.O.D to ban we normal people?

...well,normaly there in Nigeria..they would say.. *BRO..yor head is not correct*

..however, here in London, we simply say... *SON.. u need mental paragatrolick help!!* ((No oofeense) )

Martinez39. These are my suggestions. You're free to add yours. We're cool.
Hope that weird side to you isnt surfacing once again? That defensive nature is boring.

Feel free to add yours too...

RedCreme21:
Martinez39. These are my suggestions. You're free to add yours. We're cool.
Hope that weird side to you isnt surfacing once again? That defensive nature is boring.

We are cool. Those were my suggestions too *rolls eyes*.

MrCork:

...erm .bro..one of yor last thread was called ...* my last sexual experiense with a goat*.(check it)

..& then u come to nairaland to advise M.O.D to ban we normal people?

...well,normaly there in Nigeria..they would say.. *BRO..yor head is not correct*

..however, here in London, we simply say... *SON.. u need mental paragatrolick help!!* ((No oofeense) )

she uses her free speech but wants to limit that of others she isn't pleased with.

@RedCreme21
Can you tell me why you want me banned?

Lol

RedCreme21:
Feel free to add yours too...

Romance section should not be visited by under 18. If this is done, we won't be having this unnecessary discussion

Martinez39:
We are cool. Those were my suggestions too *rolls eyes*.

Hmm... You're too uptight. The time, effort and mb you wasted to quote me is...um...weird.
Write what you want to happen/change here. Feel free.

Martinez39:
she uses her free speech but wants to limit that of others she isn't pleased with.

@RedCreme21
Can you tell me why you want me banned?

you make it seem like im immature .

UnclePrincipal:


Romance section should not be visited by under 18. If this is done, we won't be having this unnecessary discussion

i agree. But who can testify that im really underaged?

RedCreme21:
i agree. But who can testify that im really underaged?

You already created a thread on that.

Pettyprincess:
Lol

so many times, i've been advised to cut off that 'mature girl' side to me. So i have. Im going to act my age from henceforth and that means i got the right to step on a few toes.

UnclePrincipal:



You already created a thread on that.

So it would be my post vs my post. Hmm......

Op, All you need is a Job... You've got too much spare time.

I dont get nairalanders at all. If you want to chat, do so in the romance chatbox i created, not here.
Do as instructed.

anochuko01:
Op, All you need is a Job... You've got too much spare time.

Quote me elsewhere.

RedCreme21:
Quote me elsewhere.

I no get job for you

anochuko01:

I no get job for you

I know. Im just bored, okay!
Sorry to martinez39, dimples0303 and mrcork if i went too far. Im was just looking for a little trouble.
I'll likely deactivate again. Back to facebook. No hard feelings tho.

RedCreme21:
I know. Im just bored, okay!
Sorry to martinez39, dimples0303 and mrcork if i went too far. Im was just looking for a little trouble.
I'll likely deactivate again. Back to facebook. No hard feelings tho.

Don't worry bro... You're only doing yourself

MrCork:



...erm .bro..one of yor last thread was called ...* my last sexual experiense with a goat*.(check it)

..& then u come to nairaland to advise M.O.D to ban we normal people?

...well,normaly there in Nigeria..they would say.. *BRO..yor head is not correct*

..however, here in London, we simply say... *SON.. u need mental paragatrolick help!!* ((No oofeense) )

Correct, we have checked and she was there saying it