A housemaid went to the church,so when d pastor was preaching ,then d pastor i f u want to go heaven let me see ur hands up,everybody raise up thier hand except the housemaid,the pastor asked:u no wan go heaven ,the housemaid reply:oga talk say make i no go anywhere

Lmao, dats #deep




bdw USE OF ENGLISH!!!

@poster, What hole dide you come from, Do you think tis' is a joke, ??
I wuz fuc!<in' chokin' on your bad english,

Lmao! The bad English is actually the joke

all some fiful sabi na to criticise other fiful's joke'

Mtchew

What the heck is wrong with nland. . . . I wrote 'did' and what I found was 'dide'. . . . . . . . I wrote 'first' and I found 'forst'. . . . . ,

Studio CFR:

all some fiful sabi na to criticise other fiful's joke'

Mtchew

nw dats a freakn joke ryt der!

Boss Ttdiamonds:

What the heck is wrong with nland. . . . I wrote 'did' and what I found was 'dide'. . . . . . . . I wrote 'first' and I found 'forst'. . . . . ,

I strongly blive dat.

Nobody wan die
But dem wan go heaven

^^Soul e baba dey here! rampapatadam rampapatadam. Na small tin(remix)

Thread Hijacker

Sharap dia. Which thread i hijack? I was only trying to help u out with the lyrics *winks*

one sunday in one the new generation church , the pastor and the entire church was dancing seriously then the pastor said that if you want to go to heaven you should raise your hand up then one girl came out and told the pastor she had already bought the visa for heaven and no need for her to raise her hand up.

Another IBO man's life story

Excuse me
Is Nairaland the BBC NEWS for IBO people?

Gadammit