Clarence returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he only has 24 hours left to live. Given the prognosis, Clarence asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know now I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, so they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that now he has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please, just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course dear" and they make love for the third time.

After, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Clarence, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to just 4 more hours. He gently rouses his wife and asks, "Honey, I have only 4 more hours to live, do you think we could, ?"

At this point his wife sits up and says, "Clarence! I have to get up in the morning, YOU DON'T!"

LOL! That wife must be mediatrix MEHN. Nice nice joke

mean wife.

Mr.Bones:

LOL! That wife must be mediatrix MEHN. Nice nice joke

heheheh not me ;, Are you clarence? If you are him what would you do?

Clarence? Will do it by force lol

Mr.Bones:

Clarence? Will do it by force lol

, Why not?

Thank God we're finally agreeing on sometin

Oh God I didn't notice it's you again? hehehehhe

So u don't look at the usernames of people u talk with? U're frightening me lol.

I'm still searching for the joke

mediatrix8:

Clarence returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he only has 24 hours left to live. Given the prognosis, Clarence asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.

About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know now I only have 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, so they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that now he has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please, just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course dear" and they make love for the third time.

After, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.
Clarence, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to just 4 more hours. He gently rouses his wife and asks, "Honey, I have only 4 more hours to live, do you think we could, ?"

At this point his wife sits up and says, "Clarence! I have to get up in the morning, YOU DON'T!"

What a joke!!

Thanks for sharing girl - I like it!

Mr.Bones:

So u don't look at the usernames of people u talk with? U're frightening me lol.

just kidding of course I know but I notice last time we exchange ideas again , How will I forget you Shuai ge?(Handsome)

Efemena_xy:

What a joke!!

Thanks for sharing girl - I like it!

You're Welcome

Still chucklin afta few mins
nice joke dere

;d ;d ;d

^^ Hiya Li hows it going?

I'm good here, how about you?

The wife should have allowed him since she won't be going to work in the morning or she is not ready to mourn the death of her husband?

nice one!!!

nice joke

^^why u NO fit post ur own? Or that is ur talent?

I am good here, how about u?

i was great(lol, that was yesterday now)

BTW LI how chinko land.

i fink u should starting teaching me chinesse soonest cause i'm a fan of the chinesse language. The chi chong and all those funny to pronounce words do blow ma mind.

Mr.Bones:

BTW LI how chinko land.

i fink u should starting teaching me chinesse soonest cause i'm a fan of the chinesse language. The chi chong and all those funny to pronounce words do blow ma mind.

,, My name is Mediatrix and I'm not a Chinese,I am a Filipino Teaching English in China.Though I can speak basic Pu tong hua(Chinese Mandarin).I have been here for almost 5 years.If you want I can teach you the basic

nice one

And Li what is the difference. I hope the basic doesn't include those drawingS they do call words

Mr.Bones:

^^why u NO fit post your own? Or that is your talent?

wetin i do now?

Mr.Bones:

And Li what is the difference. I hope the basic doesn't include those drawingS they do call words

Speaking only lol, not the Characters hehehhe

^^**does the sign of cross** those symbols(abi drawings) are quite complicated o. So when do we begin?

Wetin i do now?

what u've always been doing?

Mr.Bones:

^^**does the sign of cross** those symbols(abi drawings) are quite complicated o. So when do we begin?

The sign of the cross ?hmmmmmmmmmm really complicated.I never even tried to learn that.e can begin now.Create a thread in another section related to learning the language so I can teach you there.But please teach me Naija language too, Do you know Igbo?

[font= comic sans wt] Do i know igbo? Or am i igbo? I'm 100 percent igbo with no blood tint or hybridization. I can speak and write with no problem. May i ask why u're so interested to learn only igbo? [/font]

Like Gabrywyl,

She wants to know when her igbo boyfriend and siblings are abusing her