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Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by rex444(m): 2:30am On Dec 02, 2019
my friend here in ekiti said it happened to one of his guys who believes in all this charms and stuff and the guy said it's because yahoo yahoo plus boys don collect the gal destiny that was why his own happeo
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Originalsly: 5:18am On Dec 02, 2019
Guy.... the result of masturbating...people warned you... but you never believe. If you been feeding a cat canned cat food.... then you present it with a live mouse.. do you really believe he would go after the mouse? Same way... you trained your dick to be erect by masturbating... now to stand up when it naturally should... it be in a coma.
But... the mind also affects erection. If there is something questionable about her.... that she may be infected... that she is smelly down there... anything negative that comes to mind.... even if you had an erection... you would lose it. If in this case.... you were in the middle of pre-intimacy... then you realised that your dick is still limp when you thought it was standing firm... you would think damn...is it going to get hard?... and just that negative thought is enough to shut it down completely.... panic shuts it down. Next time.... be positive... be confident.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Spman: 6:53am On Dec 02, 2019
Originalsly:
Guy.... the result of masturbating...people warned you... but you never believe. If you been feeding a cat canned cat food.... then you present it with a live mouse.. do you really believe he would go after the mouse? Same way... you trained your dick to be erect by masturbating... now to stand up when it naturally should... it be in a coma.
But... the mind also affects erection. If there is something questionable about her.... that she may be infected... that she is smelly down there... anything negative that comes to mind.... even if you had an erection... you would lose it. If in this case.... you were in the middle of pre-intimacy... then you realised that your dick is still limp when you thought it was standing firm... you would think damn...is it going to get hard?... and just that negative thought is enough to shut it down completely.... panic shuts it down. Next time.... be positive... be confident.
hmm thanks
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Spman: 6:55am On Dec 02, 2019
i woke up around 4am this mornig and d thought struck my mind and sleep refused to come again...
Even this morning i had an erection which is normal and i have done the little body fitness i use to do...but i will still discuss it with a friend of mine that works in d Lab.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Laurene: 8:09am On Dec 02, 2019
Catchfirez:
You never stopped masturbating. That's the effect of masturbating alot. You are a chronic masturbator. Better stop before it's too late.
Nigerians are one hell of ignorant people and you are one of them.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Catchfirez: 8:33am On Dec 02, 2019
Laurene:
Nigerians are one hell of ignorant people and you are one of them.

I know your type. When you don't have brain, this the type of rubbish you spit out, when you think with your Anus. The OP said he stopped masturbating 2015 and never had a girlfriend until recently. You can't just stop masturbating, it only take the grace of God and he didnt even before trying to have sex masturbation causes low sex drive.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Catchfirez: 8:38am On Dec 02, 2019
Spman:
i woke up around 4am this mornig and d thought struck my mind and sleep refused to come again...
Even this morning i had an erection which is normal and i have done the little body fitness i use to do...but i will still discuss it with a friend of mine that works in d Lab.



You only had erection once you are with yourself, stop masturbating mr man you aren't telling the truth, stop touching yourself, your pp just erect on its own lol.. bullcrap.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Laurene: 9:05am On Dec 02, 2019
Catchfirez:


I know your type. When you don't have brain, this the type of rubbish you spit out, when you think with your Anus. The OP said he stopped masturbating 2015 and never had a girlfriend until recently. You can't just stop masturbating, it only take the grace of God and he didnt even before trying to have sex masturbation causes low sex drive.
olodo, because you couldn't stop it doesn't mean he didn't.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by jagaban002(m): 9:10am On Dec 02, 2019
D girl use charm come ni ooo, try another babe to confirm this .
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Catchfirez: 9:17am On Dec 02, 2019
Laurene:
olodo, because you couldn't stop it doesn't mean he didn't.

I believe you get pp under you. Na so you dey insult them your people for Us. Aunty wey mumu.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Managerwyz: 10:15am On Dec 02, 2019
Next time go out and get viagra or take kick and start. It's a normal thing like headache that's why there is medicine for it. But the embarrassment no be here o.......
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Spman: 10:37am On Dec 02, 2019
Managerwyz:
Next time go out and get viagra or take kick and start. It's a normal thing like headache that's why there is medicine for it. But the embarrassment no be here o.......
i swear even na she dey eve console me that i shouldnt get worried...she was even furious for me not smiling that moment
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by abbasajao(m): 10:50am On Dec 02, 2019
Guy man calm down. It is only God that doesn't fail. Even our pricks fail us some times
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by skywalker240(m): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2019
And op said WHY ME! grin grin grin
This op has made my day.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by themaestro08(m): 12:33pm On Dec 02, 2019
Spman:
Guys make una help me o...
I only had sex once and that was 2015..[s][/s]Then I do masturbate but later stopped due to what I heard about the effects[s][/s].... Then I keep on looking for a new babe till recently I got one and she visited me today but I tried all my best my dick refused to rise... And this same dick rose early d morning very hard... Ah was so embarrassed, she had to be pestering me that it's temporary issh that I shouldn't worry...
So am. Confused what could be the cause is it the stress I go through?
And moreover I don't Bleep since then so there is no way infection could be the cause..
I don't take alcohol also
Even sugar I don't take them...
I also do exercise occasionally
But why me today am not just happy right now.... So sad.

That's a myth. That masturbating has negative effects is just an anecdotal cliche that lacks scientific backing. That said, there is no cause for alarm, you seem OK. Yes stress is capable of hampering your sexual performance. Try to limit your stress level to minimum level.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by themaestro08(m): 12:38pm On Dec 02, 2019
Sleekfemzy:
No biggie, you were anxious that's all..
Next time, be calm, take your mind off sex whenever you are with her, mind you be good with foreplays, that will give you a hint if bros go rise or not, so u can easily k ow excuse wey u go give babe next..
[s][/s]Or maybe the girl carry another thing for body, and u re already fortified..
it once happened to me, trust me some girls no clean interms of jazz[s][/s]

that's because you believe in mass or whatever. Such thing only has effect when you believe in it.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by AmazingELixir: 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2019
Your problem is psychological..
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 02, 2019
themaestro08:


that's because you believe in mass or whatever. Such thing only has effect when you believe in it.

Pray you don't witness such, then you won't spit this out..
Well u can pray for such and term it as it been normal..
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by themaestro08(m): 2:40pm On Dec 02, 2019
Sleekfemzy:


[/s][s]Pray you don't witness such, then you won't spit this out..
Well u can pray for such and term it as it been normal..
[s][/s]trash! There is no such thing as jazz.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by themaestro08(m): 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2019
Sleekfemzy:


[s][/s]Pray you don't witness such, then you won't spit this out..
Well u can pray for such and term it as it been normal..
[s][/s] trash! There is no such thing as jazz.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Nobody: 3:44pm On Dec 02, 2019
themaestro08:
[s][/s] trash! There is no such thing as jazz.

If you say so, that's your belief, keep to it, let me keep to mine..
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by themaestro08(m): 5:39pm On Dec 02, 2019
Sleekfemzy:


If you say so, that's your belief, keep to it, let me keep to mine..
matured response. I thought you would hurl insult as its the norm here on nairaland.

SMH
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Spman: 12:56pm On Dec 03, 2019
I think it was due to stress that day Bcus I was kind of tired then and now I can see changes I do get hard on all the time even when I woke up today I was hard as rock... And I have follow some remedies too like taking garlic, water lemon and other fruits....

Make e no disappoint me again when she comes visiting o
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Kelvin30286063(m): 1:07pm On Dec 03, 2019
Spman:
Guys make una help me o...
I only had sex once and that was 2015..Then I do masturbate but later stopped due to what I heard about the effects.... Then I keep on looking for a new babe till recently I got one and she visited me today but I tried all my best my dick refused to rise... And this same dick rose early d morning very hard... Ah was so embarrassed, she had to be pestering me that it's temporary issh that I shouldn't worry...
So am. Confused what could be the cause is it the stress I go through?
And moreover I don't Bleep since then so there is no way infection could be the cause..
I don't take alcohol also
Even sugar I don't take them...
I also do exercise occasionally
But why me today am not just happy right now.... So sad.
First confirm your fear. Go to xvideos and watch porn, if your dick reacts then you don't have any problem, just slow down and have a good pre-intimacy when next she visits.
Taking her on a date will also help you both relax. Don't just jump to sex.
Re: Pls Help Over What Happened To Me Today by Spman: 2:46pm On Dec 03, 2019
Kelvin30286063:

First confirm your fear. Go to xvideos and watch porn, if your dick reacts then you don't have any problem, just slow down and have a good pre-intimacy when next she visits.
Taking her on a date will also help you both relax. Don't just jump to sex.
My friend that work in the lab also told me this and I was Wtf I have desist from that Shiit called porn videos for a long while but I tried it out and my dick stood up well even early morning erection was perfect...

Maybe it's because I was stressed that day and I am just recovering from Malaria... It could be what caused it Bcus I know myself even my ex - gf do joke then that I don't have self control just little touch and my dick is up

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