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You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 2:21am On Nov 25, 2010 |
A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 10 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line." |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by freecocoa(f): 3:22am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Wow!so she'll be no 201,didn't realize so many women wanted their husbands and mothers inlaw dead.lol. |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 10:32pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Women are wicked sha |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 1:16am On Nov 26, 2010 |
^^ don't take it seriously - na joke Kunbee |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Nobody: 2:14am On Nov 26, 2010 |
nice one |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by carmelia(f): 10:55am On Nov 26, 2010 |
lmao!!!! @poster, ur jokes dey always make sense! |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Nobody: 12:27pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
NICE BUT PLS NO SHOW MY MOTHER-IN-LAW |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Nobody: 12:38pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
What a joke! I like it. Having a dog becomes a necessity now. |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by yinkalink(f): 12:51pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
lovely dog by the way. a very useful pet to have around. lol |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by ayusman16(m): 1:58pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Thank God 4 we men! |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 10:50pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
carmelia: Thanks girl - I aim to please lancaster: hahaha!! no worries - I won't Eyah: abi?? Eyah how've u been?? e don tey nor be small o! yinkalink: Lol - don't let the mother-in-law hear that sha ayusman16: Now, you are being funny |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Efemena_xy:I know but una wicked |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 11:18pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
^^er. . .u go explain the una for that your sentence o! abi u be the mother-in-law?? |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 11:28pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
If you dont understand simple english, thats your loss |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 12:03am On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^ Don't get twitchy wiff me girl!! take a chill pill jor |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 12:16am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Yeah whatever |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 12:17am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Kunbee?? What's wrong girl?? why the vexation tonight? If I offended you (though it beats me!!) then I'm sorry okay? |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 12:30am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Nuffin jare Dont mind me Not just in fab mood Offtopic-----> i hate guys and girls are irritants |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 12:40am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Lol!! come - that's nothing new I mean your feelings towards guys and girls just do your thing jor and nor let anyone get to you now come here: **feeling better now??** |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 12:49am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Thanks darling Do you know am bi now? |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 12:54am On Nov 27, 2010 |
you're so many things - I can't keep pace anymore but whatever you are makes no differnce to me jor you're still my Kunbee **if I ask you nicely, would you bring back that fantastic picture of yours: you wan try?** |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 1:10am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Is it the girl with big bum bum, which one |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 1:36am On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^ yep - that one! |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 1:54am On Nov 27, 2010 |
Ok |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 3:55pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
^^Perfect!! Now don't ever take that pic off again pls |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by bashydemy(m): 4:27pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
nice one there @OP |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by HOTsnow(m): 6:17pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
OLUWAkunbee mi owon Omo to wole ti awon ole sa jade, Omo to fi ika kan gunyan, Ara binrin to nigboya bi okunrin, Takun takun obinrin to nfi ifhe pe oba, Kunbee, ti ba mo e omadara, 'kiloso?' |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 10:34pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
I dont understand you |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by bashydemy(m): 7:17am On Nov 28, 2010 |
maybe you need a translator cos they are sweet words like |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by Kunbee: 10:08pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
Really, cos my yoruba isnt good |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by bashydemy(m): 4:48am On Nov 29, 2010 |
Well maybe |
Re: You Just Have To Read This! by EfemenaXY: 11:15pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
^^ Bashy abeg help us translate am now be a gentleman and help the ladies in distress |
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