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Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 3:15pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications: First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing. A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques. MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experiencein corrupt practices. Must be ready to shun the voices of the People inallegiance to the Party's wishes. Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage. Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV's to the Party Secretariat. NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference. The selection process will definitely be biased andopen to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy. Short listed athletes will be given a course in'Political Jargons' to familiarize them with the language of the tournament. BEST OF LUCK!! |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by carmelia(f): 3:49pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
WHERE IS D JOKE ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by adagz01(m): 4:19pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
^^lol |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by freecocoa(f): 5:30pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Please am i xpected to laugh. |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
If u cant find the joke then go hug transformer |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by r231(m): 7:16pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Studio CFR: now dats funny ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by MrBones2(m): 9:24pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Nice and intelligent work. But not funny ![]() ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by belamour(m): 9:39pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Did you actually do the reading? Or you forget to do that |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 9:49pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
help me ask dem, bad belle people i dont copy paste like them, originality speaks for me ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by B4UIWAZ(f): 5:51am On Nov 26, 2010 |
U try stud lol I like your joke babes |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by cynthoney(f): 6:53am On Nov 26, 2010 |
he no try anytin jor d guy is losing it Stud,wats up wit u? y u dey like fall my hand? |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:21am On Nov 26, 2010 |
Thanks for liking my joke B4U - will do more for yo sake sweety tehehe @CYNTHONY NIGERIA PLC i dey my dear friend - how i take fall your hand wit dis joke na? Lol |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by Nobody: 9:26am On Nov 26, 2010 |
Studio CFR:which kain originality ![]() u just tried to change what has been done by someone else and urs is so dry that i wonder what makes u judge what people paste here, guy get a life |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 10:06am On Nov 26, 2010 |
Done by who? Your great grand father? Shut up mouf if u no know what to say abeg |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by DrSmile1: 10:21am On Nov 26, 2010 |
Honestly with the way u criticize people's jokes, I was expecting something better, I miss them saucekid and milla ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by Nobody: 10:26am On Nov 26, 2010 |
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Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by DrSmile1: 10:51am On Nov 26, 2010 |
Na that No 3 funny pass, |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 2:01pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Lancaster i hope u not tryna hijack my thread sha? lol |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by dani1luv: 2:07pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Where is the joke |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by Nobody: 2:54pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
no i just wanted to tell u that when u talk of copy and paste it is not a crime,we are in NL to share not show-off, what i sent is just one of such write ups, just try aand appreciate what people put out here and let people express themselves without the fear of 'STUDIO MAY NOT APPROVE' syndrome |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by Nobody: 3:02pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Nice one! <just joking> ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by pietra: 4:15pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
abeg no let them catch u o |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by tanimz(f): 5:00pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Studio, you don apply? ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 7:18pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Backoff! Tanimz (No kidding) @Lancaster I hear u @eyah Thanks alot |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by tanimz(f): 7:50pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
^^ See respect. ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by MrBones2(m): 8:01pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Studio CFR: someone is really sore LOL |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by EfemenaXY: 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
lancaster: Gosh Lancaster ![]() ![]() ![]() I sooooooo loved your joke!! got me smiling at first, then grinning like a Cheshire Cat to myself and finally laughing myself silly!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Kudos to you - Please, pleaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeee open up a thread of your own with similar Jokes!!! I'm your no. 1 fan!! ![]() ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by EfemenaXY: 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
lancaster: Guy, amongst everything else - not only do you display serious maturity you talk a lot of sense!! Me likey ![]() ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 11:13pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
Carry yo mumu typical IBO man yarn comot for my thread jor |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by tanimz(f): 11:35pm On Nov 26, 2010 |
^^ ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by StudioCFR(m): 4:12am On Nov 27, 2010 |
@STUDIO MAY NOT APPROVE SYNDROME - Hehehehehehehe Na so fiful dey fear me reach? lol Excuse, who invite dat No.1 fan of the second poster into dis matter now? |
Re: Looking for a job? click here.. Lol by tanimz(f): 5:31pm On Nov 27, 2010 |
For your mind now, you make sense? ![]() |
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