My ticket cut I enter Nairaland and a story about bird..myvillagepeople and thebirdview are at work

EricBraven:
what if the bird is an owl,cos they don't see in the day and may have been colliding with different objects before falling to the ground dead

Oh, thank Bleep it wasn't an owl, there would have been a stampede among those peopless and hapless sissies.fake or no fake.

The only thing they know about owls is that they are magically transformed old women witches from the dungeons of the so-called villages. They don't have a clue about the psychological and physiological brilliance of owls.

YungJo207:


this time around it not member that will bring you to the alter it is ordinary window next that will catch you cause you will land untop iron window net


Somebody shout hallelujah.

Look at me already staring at you

Birdeyeview:

Look at me already staring at you

Looks like the bird on our flag you Sabi jare

YNWA

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Ilekokonit:
Being a Nigerian is tiring with the level of superstition people believe in the country.

The level of civilization of a people can be ACCURATELY judged by the way they treat their animals, disabled people and the poor.

At some time in Nigeria, twins were killed at birth or left in the forest for wild animals to eat before a missionary named Mary Slessor helped put a stop to this barbaric practice.

Birds miss their way regularly and If you check YouTube, you will see videos of people abroad who come back from holiday to find their living room filled with flying witches birds who missed their way and fell / flew down the chimney at the top of every house that opens up into the fire place in the living room. All the people do there is simply open their windows and guide the lost birds out into the open.

No wonder in England they have institutions to protect Animals and Birds named RSPCA and RSPB. Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals and Royal Society for the Protection of Birds.

Maltreat animals in civilised countries and end up in jail. In fact there is a woman in England who reported her son to the authorities when in anger at his team losing at football he pulled off his pet birds head thereby killing it. The man ended up in prison.

Contrast the above with Naija where pigeons heads are pulled off regularly to use their blood for sacrifices whose efficacy has never been proven..

Welcome to Nigeria, our kantry.
Kekekekeeke

Birdeyeview:

Look at me already staring at you

I got my men with me now.

Macmoni:
God of Shiloh is still doing wonders....anybody DAT thinks otherwise should jump in front of a moving train

God is always at work but what's the correlation of a fallen bird and God being at work.
What of birds that fall during soccer in stadiums or political rallies or just anywhere?

Is there a place in the scripture where people are warned that birds are demonized?

How come it's only in Africa that we attach witchcraft to such occurrences. An oyibo could have bothered that the bird is endangered and even try so that others won't die.

0temSapien:
That's the Holy Spirit. Remember the Holy Spirit dropped dead as a dove on Jesus' head after his water baptism.

You better be careful o

That man wey hold the bird get mind o.He must be strong in spirit.

Slawormir:

Damnnnnn niggarrr

You are a real niggarrr

No offence bro but why do you always sound like you're high on Heineken?

Tekzyflex:
Illiteracy! So those birds we see on premiership football games are evil birds.

The dove of the holy ghost fell dead over the congregation? That's not good news.
Would have been more impressed if the pastor had brought it back to life.

obiekunie2:
religion and deception!

Democracy and lootcracy.

Kay25:
you are not a member not even a son of oyedepo u only go there just to while a time and religious reasons if not u won't be explaining what is beyond logic ..why did such birds not fall outside where there are trees?

If having ur kinda mentality would make me a bonafide son or daughter of oyedepo then No thanks I would rather be a bench warmer.

oluxy:


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Last week, a bird fell from d roof of my church right down into d congregation.
I instantly knew it was d vibration of d heavy speakers that made d bird n d whole nest to fall.
I was d one playing talking drum.
I guess u r right

If you av attended deeper life annual Retreat programs In Benin @ down Ekenhuan road u will notice that In the church halls,huge birds sometimes would fall even baby birds fall too.Different kinds of insects too.And until now nobody has carried out any fake publicity.

Stonjay:
You can be a living faith member but ur faith is dead. Y did u pple so believe in d tins of d devil dan of God? Did bird or birds ever fall in ur local church?

I understand your faith is dead ,but mine isn't, and since ur mind is so carnal I really can't help but pity your low level of reasoning..... So because a bird fell down and died in the tabernacle automatically makes it evil? Did the bird make any confession?

ReneeNuttall:
Mystery indeed,that's a bird whose abode was probably invaded,due to d large crowd and noise blairing from the speakers during Shiloh service.
If you have trees in your house or around your church or even in ur school u will notice that birds drop dead on a daily even bats.Does that make them evil?

Mind u I'm a living faith member but I do not subscribe to superstitions.

you not a living faith member but an agent of the devil, only a fool will believe you, living faith member are not fools.

Jes

black man...smh

Adams12345:


you not a living faith member but an agent of the devil, only a fool will believe you, living faith member are not fools.

Look what religion has turned you into,a disgrace to your generation. believing that a harmless bird is the source of your problems.
Being a living faith member doesn't make one as clumsy as you as u are.Not everything is spiritually orchestrated for God's sake...I sincerely pray u do not inscribe this your low mentality into your offspring.

CAPSLOCKED:


[color=#990000]MIND YOU, MILLIONS IN NIGERIA BELIEVE IN THESE THINGS: CATS, BIRDS, SPIDERS FROM THEIR VILLAGE ENEMIES SENT TO HARM THEM.

UP TO 40% OR MORE FROM THAT NUMBER ARE EDUCATED.


IT'S BAFFLING THAT THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF AN ALMIGHTY GOD, AND IN THE DIVINE PROTECTION OF JESUS... ARE THE SAME ONES SCARED OF OWLS, JAZZ, JUJU, CHARMS, AND OTHER NONSENSE SUPERSTITIOUS THINGS WHICH.... REALLY SHOWS HOW THEY DO NOT COMPLETELY TRUST IN THEIR CHRISTIAN FAITH, AND IN THE GOD THEY CLAIM TO BELIEVE.

This is the exact reason why Africans are so backward Nigeria to be precise.We are so religious yet so superstitious. We av been totally brainwashed by religion.

Tekzyflex:
Illiteracy! So those birds we see on premiership football games are evil birds.

Yes they are evil according those brainwashed members.

0temSapien:
That's the Holy Spirit. Remember the Holy Spirit dropped dead as a dove on Jesus' head after his water baptism.

You went too far in a bid to be funny.
Enjoy your doomed life.

They have killed the bird disturbing the peace of Nigeria oooo at last. make we dey decieve ourselves in this country continue (in Patience Jonathan's voice )

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Knowledge is not wisdom

You can be educated and still be stupid.
To think these people are people's dad and mumy

Jesuuu they shouldn't be allowed to breed

Macauley07:


You went too far in a bid to be funny.
Enjoy your doomed life.

Hahaha hahah

cc: LordReed, Hahn, Hopefullandlord

OgaBuhari:
your own Day of testimony is coming but I certainly pray the sin of blasphemy be forgiven thee because of your ignorance.
Hey don't quote me back pls

Okay, I won't quote you back
But wait a moment, who is the Unforgiving spirit who's to forgive me of the sin of blasphemy

The only miracles we get out of churches nowadays are the killings of animals. Last week it was snake, today, it’s a bird. Next week will be lizard or rat.

We have so much problems in Nigeria and all the Christian god could do is kill animals weekly. Like seriously?

ZzZzzzzzzzzzzzz:
Knowledge is not wisdom

You can be educated and still be stupid.
To think these people are people's dad and mumy

You that is wise..how is your life better than the people dad and mum..radara nonsense