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10 Things To Avoid In Marriage Or Relationship by Eazyclick14(m): 4:38pm On Dec 12, 2019
1. Don’t marry or date someone you cannot celebrate in public.
2. Don’t fall in love with someone you cannot trust. If you cannot trust your man or woman with your friends, then, pack up that relationship.
3. Don’t compare your partner with anyone no matter the case involved. Accept him or her for who he or she is and not for what he or she is.
4. Don’t get involve in double-dating or multiple-datingbecausethat is uncivilized, unchristain culture and is quite expensive venture.
5. Don’t marry a ” Cowboy ” who will turn you sooner or later into a punching bag. If he slaps you now he has not paid your bride price, what happens when he pay your bride price. The muscles on his body should be for your protection and not for Mike-tysoning your peace Cum beauty.
6. Don’t marry “Momsy-boy”. He fall in love with you because his mother approves it and tomorrow, he walk out of that same love because his mother says you are a witch or don’t know howto cook. Leave him simple. He is a ” my mother says” breed.
7. Don’t marry a SHOPRITES FREAK, except you own a shoprite. But, if he or she makes the buck, you can rethink your position. Never forget, what makes for a successful marriage or relationship do not come from shoprites or shoplefts.
8. Don’t marry a se x champion because se x alone doesn’t make a relationship or marriage to work. Come to think of it, whyshould you have se x with someone outside marriage? Please, close your legs, biko! If you have se x before marriage, you build suspicion into the very foundation of your marital life.
9. Don’t marry for your friends. If your friends opinions differs from yours on who to marry, please follow your personal conviction because you can tolerate and live with your own mistake thereafter.
10. Don’t fall for a Crying-johnney or crying- Janet because there could be more than you can ever imagined behind the drama king or queen. Tears deceives the mind easily.

Re: 10 Things To Avoid In Marriage Or Relationship by banio: 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2019
Marriage has sweet and bitter sides. Be patient with your partner while standing your ground. Always forgive your partner. Fidelity and sexual satisfaction is the best everybody should give to a marriage.
Re: 10 Things To Avoid In Marriage Or Relationship by banio: 1:22pm On Dec 13, 2019
The golden rule of marriage is sexxual satisfaction and Fidelity. Other things will fall in place

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