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Lieng Detector by Nobody: 7:20pm On Nov 27, 2010
A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decides 2 test it @ dinner.
DAD: Son where were u 2day during schl hours?
SON: School, "Robot slaps son!", Ok i lied, wnt 2 d movies
DAD: Which one?
son: tOY Story."Robot slaps son again"!, Ok it was Porn.
DAD: wAT?!WHEN I WAS UR AGE, I didn"t even knw wat porn was, Robot slaps dad!".
MUM: 4Give him dear, afterall, he his ur son. Robot slaps mum repeatedly grin grin
Re: Lieng Detector by Migines(m): 7:27pm On Nov 27, 2010
"lieng"? . . . is that a chinese detective?

+sorry bro, dis joke came up last week.
Re: Lieng Detector by StudioCFR(m): 8:28pm On Nov 27, 2010
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