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Isnt It Strange ? by SamMilla1(m): 2:43pm On May 26, 2007
It's Strange Isn't It?

1. Isn't it strange how a 1000 naira bill
Seems like such a large
Amount when
You donate it to church, but
Such a small amount
When you go shopping?


2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
You're at church, and how
Short they seem when you're
Watching a good movie?



3. Isn't it strange that you can't
Find a word to say when
You're praying,
But you have no trouble
Thinking what to talk about
With a friend?



4. Isn't it strange how difficult
And boring it is to read
One chapter
Of the Bible, but how easy
It is to read 100 pages of
A popular novel or romance magazine book?





5. Isn't it strange how everyone
Wants front-row-tickets
To concerts or or movies and
Games, but they do whatever
Is possible to sit at the last
Row in Church?



6. Isn't it strange how we need to
Know about an event for Church 2-3
Weeks before the day so we can
Include it in our agenda, but we can
Adjust it for other events at
The last minute?



7. Isn't it strange how difficult it
Is to learn a fact about God to share it
With others, but how easy
It is to learn, understand,
Extend and repeat gossip?




8. Isn't it strange how we
Believe everything
That magazines and newspapers
Say, but we question the words in the
Bible?



9. Isn't it strange how everyone
Wants a place in
Heaven, but they don't want
To believe, do, or say anything
To get there?



10. Isn't it strange how we send
Jokes in e-mails and they
Are forwarded right away,
But when we are going to send
Messages about God, we think
About it twice before we share
It with others?


IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by earthrealm(m): 9:42pm On Dec 20, 2008
nahhhhhhhhhhh,

it aint strange @ all
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sylve11: 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2008
Sam Milla:

It's Strange Isn't It?

1. Isn't it strange how a 1000 naira bill
Seems like such a large
Amount when
You donate it to church, but
Such a small amount
When you go shopping?


2. Isn't it strange how 2 hours seem so long when
You're at church, and how
Short they seem when you're
Watching a good movie?



3. Isn't it strange that you can't
Find a word to say when
You're praying,
But you have no trouble
Thinking what to talk about
With a friend?



4. Isn't it strange how difficult
And boring it is to read
One chapter
Of the Bible, but how easy
It is to read 100 pages of
A popular novel or romance magazine book?





5. Isn't it strange how everyone
Wants front-row-tickets
To concerts or or movies and
Games, but they do whatever
Is possible to sit at the last
Row in Church?



6. Isn't it strange how we need to
Know about an event for Church 2-3
Weeks before the day so we can
Include it in our agenda, but we can
Adjust it for other events at
The last minute?



7. Isn't it strange how difficult it
Is to learn a fact about God to share it
With others, but how easy
It is to learn, understand,
Extend and repeat gossip?




8. Isn't it strange how we
Believe everything
That magazines and newspapers
Say, but we question the words in the
Bible?



9. Isn't it strange how everyone
Wants a place in
Heaven, but they don't want
To believe, do, or say anything
To get there?



10. Isn't it strange how we send
Jokes in e-mails and they
Are forwarded right away,
But when we are going to send
Messages about God, we think
About it twice before we share
It with others?


IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?


all strange, nice one sami.
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:30pm On Dec 21, 2008
11. Isn't it strange how SYLVE 11
      talks so much sh*t, but
      when it's time to use the toilet,
      nothing comes out?
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sima(f): 6:31pm On Dec 21, 2008
buahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grin tongue
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sylve11: 6:44pm On Dec 21, 2008
D1KeleVra:

11. Isn't it strange how SYLVE 11
talks so much sh*t, but
when it's time to use the toilet,
nothing comes out?


do ur thing dog.


sima:

buahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grin tongue

look u from head to toe, hiss and then walk out.ta u.
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:51pm On Dec 21, 2008
sylve11:

do ur thing dog.


look u from head to toe, hiss and then walk out.ta u.

like STUDIO said "ajegunle character still dey for your body, u no dey shame"
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by studio43(m): 7:35pm On Dec 21, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin studio isn't that bad afterall grin
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sylve11: 7:39pm On Dec 21, 2008
smiling. . .
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by mykali(m): 7:43pm On Dec 21, 2008
this looks like a thread for the religion section SAMMIE!!!!

but its strange that the topic says the truth. sad sad sad
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by studio43(m): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2008
Gbam! grin
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by eslynera(f): 7:50pm On Dec 21, 2008
earthrealm:

nahhhhhhhhhhh,

it aint strange @ all


baaaaad bwoy grin
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by mykali(m): 8:17pm On Dec 21, 2008
studio43:

Gbam! grin

who nak u hamma for ya head again na?
eslynera:


baaaaad bwoy grin

its his type that share the same bed with the devil ohh, shocked
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by studio43(m): 8:51pm On Dec 21, 2008
mykali:

[color=#000099]who nak u hamma for ya head again na?


na u dem nack hammar for head, silly grin
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 10:26pm On Dec 21, 2008
@poster
true talk
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by chioya(f): 11:45pm On Dec 21, 2008
its not ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 9:21am On Dec 22, 2008
chioya:

its not ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

e wan strange die?? u no see mykali head? tongue
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by romsky: 9:58am On Dec 22, 2008
kasala chioya has been released lipsrsealed
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26am On Dec 22, 2008
romade:

kasala chioya has been released lipsrsealed

Isnt this strange
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by bydot1(m): 12:31pm On Dec 22, 2008
really strange
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by bydot1(m): 12:32pm On Dec 22, 2008
Bro SAM welldone jawe
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by krama(m): 5:00pm On Dec 26, 2008
Nice one there sam milla grin
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by checkoutdr(m): 5:27pm On Dec 26, 2008
sad Very Very Strange, wink
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 7:02pm On Dec 26, 2008
who can borrow me another word
apart from using strange?
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:05pm On Dec 26, 2008
outlandish, weird, brazier sorry, bizzare. tongue
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 8:07pm On Dec 26, 2008
hmmmm
i know u for that
woman rapper
why u no go make mistake
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:20pm On Dec 26, 2008
isnt it strange?
Sholabanke is a woman wrapper
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 8:21pm On Dec 26, 2008
yea right
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:30pm On Dec 26, 2008
hehehehe! tongue
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 8:32pm On Dec 26, 2008
what kind of laugh is that?
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by D1KeleVra(m): 8:39pm On Dec 26, 2008
don't know. hehe. undecided cry heheehhe!
Re: Isnt It Strange ? by sholabanke(m): 8:39pm On Dec 26, 2008
okay
nothing do u

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