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10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 10:14am On Nov 28, 2010 |
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed10 Husbands, Still a Virgin |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by liaslo1(m): 9:50pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
all this IBO man joke self dey make me sleep. too much story no go find your talent make you dey here dey waste time ohhhhh |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Migines(m): 9:53pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
*whispering* Tribalist |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by EfemenaXY: 10:50pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
All I had to do was skim through the 1st 2 lines to realize I'd seen this joke before Bashy - seriously reposted joke you nor try at all |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 11:10pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
@liasho what tribe are you? as for me i am a yoruba full blood from Ibadan oyo state both parent so what makes you think am an Ibo @efe not new to me you have seen all joke i guess you are suffering from old age |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by EfemenaXY: 11:20pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
^^ Lol!! Old age na blessing - abi? Bashy nor vex, fact are: 1. I don see am b/4 2. I must be a chronic joker - abi?? 3. or maybe, ma standards are just too high man |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Kunbee: 11:34pm On Nov 28, 2010 |
the joke get k-leg |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by tanimz(f): 12:11am On Nov 29, 2010 |
All these stale jokes sef. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 4:57am On Nov 29, 2010 |
make una go hug transformer |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Nobody: 1:39pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
bashy_demy: simple, |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 3:38pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
Thanks bro |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by liaslo1(m): 5:38pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
@liasho what tribe are you? as for me i am a yoruba full blood from Ibadan oyo state both parent so what makes you think am an Ibo your joke seems like all those ibo bros that's why i say that |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Kunbee: 10:18pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
Op no like criticism Elete shaki oshi |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 11:47pm On Nov 29, 2010 |
no mind the yeye boy jare |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by tanimz(f): 1:57am On Nov 30, 2010 |
bashy_demy: Na you suppose go hug transformer. This joke old, you no even attempt to recycle am. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 6:22am On Nov 30, 2010 |
Tanimz Get behind me girl/boy/trans gender chose wish among fit you |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by tanimz(f): 1:24pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Otondo, na you go dey behind me. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 3:13pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Tanimz if I catch you for corner am sorry for you. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by angelz(f): 3:46pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
@ poster the joke is old n dnt dare tell me to go n hug transformer cus u'l get dia b4 me. @ others. l cudnt laugh @ d joke cus its old, but your comments makes me laugh, infact am still laughin. @Efemena_xy, if u are a female, den u r tryin. jus like smthin abt u dat l wont mention here. am nt a lesbo,so dnt tink about it. n if u r a guy, then am married with two kids. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 4:02pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
wowww i wouldn't want you to hug transformer cos there is something i like about you, you know what that is? i like married woman with 2 kids |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by StudioCFR(m): 5:08pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Bros dis joke don old na Habba |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Gr8Animash: 5:16pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
dry! :p |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by lindalee(f): 6:01pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Na wa oh!!!! the way una dey attack Bashy no fine. Em just dey try to make una laff. No be im fault say una don hear the joke b4!!!!!!![size=8pt][/size] |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by tanimz(f): 6:47pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
bashy_demy: Na you I dey sorry for. |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by StudioCFR(m): 7:21pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Why some people just like to dey find trouble like dis sef |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 1:21am On Dec 01, 2010 |
tanimz:are you sure make we try am? Studio CFR:no mind her when trouble show face now she go begin dey stammer |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by tanimz(f): 4:38am On Dec 01, 2010 |
bashy_demy: Make you and who try wetin? You well so like this? "Boundary" no dey for ya vocabulary ni? |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 7:20am On Dec 01, 2010 |
passing by since i no get time for some attention seeker mscheww |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by StudioCFR(m): 11:01am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Yo seaker get k-leg Modify abeg before TANIMZ come downgrade u |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by bashydemy(m): 11:10am On Dec 01, 2010 |
That one fit downgrade me? when she no wan he/she no wan die |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by StudioCFR(m): 11:20am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Tanimz na she Fine one for dat matter But i no know wia her razzness come from. Or is it hereditary? |
Re: 10 Husbands, Still A Virgin by Migines(m): 11:30am On Dec 01, 2010 |
#Lowblow! |
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