With d power bestowed on me as d new MODERATOR of d romance section,i hereby list d following names am goin 2 ban by 2morow wit reasons attatched 2 their names.
1. Battery (Me): for nt mindin his busines & talk anyhw.
2. Mr cork: for being so annoyin & atimes funny.
3. 190: for puttin omo in a coma & stil busy messin wit other girls & callin me Battery,d trouble maker.
4. Omolola: for being so blindded & stil dyin 4 190 cuz of yankee.
5. Rokiatu: for sellin N100 recharge cards on nairaland.
6. MzDarkSkin: for showin her nyansh 4 her profile pic thereby seducin innocent nlders esp K money.
7. K Money: for showin back after being banned & also failin 2 thank me 4 unbanning him.
8. Onstelly: for playin wit rymzo and fallin in luv with me.
9. Dyt: for fallin in luv wit seun after breakin Madukaele's hrt & being shuned by Seun.
10. Odunnu: for claimin 2 be a saint which she is nt.
11. Annawhite: for laughin anyhow in her profile pic.
12. Rymzo: for fallin in luv wit a girl he wil neva see & for bein too gentle 2 my liking dat he doesnt return insults.
13. Annia: for attackin Mr Cork anyhw.
14. Mamaken: for denyin his son Kenedy.
15. *666*: for introducin evil spirits on nairaland.
16. Googles: for jumpin 4rm one man 2 d oda & 4 sellin ganja on nairaland.
17. Seun: for rejectin Dyt.
18. Jay bee: for being overthrowned by common Battery (myself).

Another Yaba Left Patient . . , . . . , . , Pls let's work on getting her back to her belonged crib ''Yaba Left''

Idad

^ ^ See what joblessness has caused our dear Battery.

dem tell yuh say i dey do high jump ? 

all dese megedefegede chewing gum posters sef

googles:





dem tell yuh say i dey do high jump ?

all dese megedefegede chewing gum posters sef

I give up,

Damn i like this gurl

She knows how 2 swear and insult,

I give up!!

googles:



dem tell yuh say i dey do high jump ?

all dese megedefegede chewing gum posters sef

190 . . chaii i don modify nah

@Battery. (m)

I finally got you under me spell.
Now you are ready for the table at Armageddon.
Embrace me as your god and king and your joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel.  

googles:

190 . . chaii i don modify nah

Yeepa . . , Another insult.

Thank God I was not on the list, well I want to use this medium to say goodbye for those that has been nominated for ban. Take heart, maybe Battery will one day temper justice.

Battery I know you will always remain useless until you are fully charge, you better charge on time so that I fix you to here you belong to.

SMH in pain and weeping for ur mother in btw who fall in love wit u, i wil rather become a nun than to love u.

*666*:

@Battery. (m)

I finally got you under me spell.
Now you are ready for the table at Armageddon.
Embrace me as your god and king and your joy will be endless. I require only that you kneel.

you think this is funny
have you heard of blasphemy before

wait till God give you heavy Knock for that your thick skull
then your eye go clear

@googles
Imma modify it too,
But you for leave am nah!!

@D sense
U no say i no notice u,bt u wan make i notice u,ok i don notice u. U are hereby banned 4 doin notice me on my thread and 4 registerin on september 13, 2010

Battery.:

@D sense
U no say i no notice u,bt u wan make i notice u,ok i don notice u. U are hereby banned 4 doin notice me on my thread and 4 registerin on september 13, 2010

Half brain-charged Energizer Battery . . .Aint got time for yah nonsense!
I've been on NL before dem born u!

Battery.:

@D sense
U no say i no notice u,bt u wan make i notice u,ok i don notice u. U are hereby banned 4 doin notice me on my thread and 4 registerin on september 13, 2010

Mtschewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@Moderator
U hv d rite 2 ban people YES!
U hv d rite 2 delete unwantd threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 correct spellings YES!
U hv d rite 2 move threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 lock threads YES!
U hv d rite 2 warn people YES!
But u dnt hv d rite 2 re-write wat somebody writes,its an intimidation. I gues dis thread is no more my own cuz u hv re-editted and modified d topic 2 suit u and nt me d poster cuz i hv bn searching 4 my thread since 8pm. I think i shld leave dis thread 4u bt its nt fair,its nt fair o!

Hehehehe serves u right

yea rite

onstelly:

Hehehehe serves u right

Serves who rite? Wont u leave me alone onstelly? I knw u love me bt u dont want 2 admit it.

Battery.:

Serves who rite? Wont u leave me alone onstelly? I knw u love me bt u dont want 2 admit it.

4 ur mind na

So battery,your madnes has gotten to d extent dat u now challange d moderators. If u can challange moderators,i think u hv gone beyond no return,now tell me who else u wont challange? And who told u i wld neva see or meet onstelly? Even if i dnt,i know she wil feel dat luv whereva she is. So go and eat.