Barack Obama met with the Queen of England. He asked her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there, any tips you can give to me?"
‎"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Obama frowned, and then asked, "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please , See More send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, Your Majesty?" The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice presidential choice the same question. "Joe, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," said Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one, " He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him an answer.
Finally, he ran into Sarah Palin out eating one night. Biden asked, “Sarah, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Sarah Palin answered back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Thanks!" Then, he went back to speak with Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Sarah Palin!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face, "No! Not you. You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Seriously reposted joke

some fresh 'n new pls. . .

bfresandklin o. strictli. fu skuare no go do 4 mi na

Efemena_xy:

Seriously reposted joke

some fresh 'n new pls. . .

Ok then. Take this;


An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Who is right? No take side.

D 1st wz dunno
n now d sec is anoda kwarck

D-1 Alergy:

Ok then. Take this;

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
Who is right? No take side.
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also seen this one b/4 too

but hey you know what?? 'tis a clever use of punctuation

Nice 1 @poster

*yawns then dozes*

^^ straighten you neck babes

**helps adjust the pillow for Kunbee**

now that's much better

Ariwo'e tin poju o

Efemena_xy:

^^ straighten you neck babes

**helps adjust the pillow for Kunbee**

now that's much better

Ohhhhh you such a damsel

Studio type it in english

^^ my dear, anything to make u happy jor