englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

laugh wan kill me��

Did nothing , am not on earth to impress women. i did impress myself thou. bought me a new car. sweet !

lilmax:
Actually used all my money I had in my account

Paid her rent, that was 500k, furnished the house about 400k

It was a learning process though, no fuss

I swear If I was there with uu When u said this thing eh ........... . .

I will just show her that I have cash to spend on her. Then she will fall for it.

I was travelling via taxi one day and I sat with this girl in front, along the journey she started feeling uncomfortable saying she's cold. I had a sweat shirt on me and offered to give it to her, she said NO. Minutes later she was still uncomfortable so I removed my sweat shirt and gave it to her, she still rejected it. I wanted casting her oh but I kept calm and started gisting with her, on alighting we exchanged contact. Days later I called to invite her over, she couldn't make it due to financial constraints. I made a transfer to her and didn't call her after that for a week, later she called and said she wanted coming. She did come over and Hahahaha.. It's didn't end how you all think it gon end sha... We are happily close friends now!

I was lucky enough to met a lady with little or no social vices. my babe is almost naive in everything before we met and I happened to be her first guy


I came to realized she love text, the day I sent a night text after she gave me a pass, she keep thanking me and I keeping sending many of the texts coupled with she's average academically then, I stick with her influence her instinct, social vices, psychological traits among others


we always laugh it off, whenever she remembered how she got matured and exposed in my hand.


guys that are dating ladies that have been liberated to the world before relationship, I give una kudos. I can't deal with that problem.


9yrs relationship and courtship I never had any encounter or long disagreement with my girl, my friends keep doubting if I have not use charm on her because her beauty and spotless fair complexion is second to none

Natin special....they jst luv me

I have never done anything to impress a lady... Rather ladies are the one doing all they can to win and impress my heart.

The secret is tramadol and a little bit of self discipline

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

mad oo

VANITY

Perfumes... You do not have to say a word.. na dem go commend themselves

I did everything I could yet those ungrateful beings were not impressed

olanreyman:
Spend unnecessarily on her which I'm regretting now cos she still cheated on me. I thought money and truely love keeps a lady but damn! Nothing keeps those bitches

MUGU 2019

DrayZee:
Let her copy my answers word for word in exam. She knew next to nothing.
After everything, she scored higher in the exam

Trekked barefoot to her house after my slides cut on the road. Got there and this girl didn't even let me enter inside. She answered me from the gate. I was under hot sun

Na the same girl do these two things oh

Chai! Your mumu that year was legendary o.

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

I na dey spend pass 1k for woman wey I never fck

TOPCRUISE:
I did everything I could yet those ungrateful beings were not impressed

Are u related to olakunle Churchill? , if u know u know

landmark86:
Paying her house rent of 120k.
But was shocked the day I went there and saw anoda nigga fvcking her in that same apartment. Then I no say I be MUMU

MUMU
I hope sey u don recieve sense now

seankafor:
Buying exotic juice for her with the 1k I collected from my mum

Later that night, one of my nigga carry her fvck her that night
I no smell her toto till today

my brother your case is different

abluck:
VANITY

Let me guess, u Hv never been laid in ur entire life

Frankyboy1:
There was this classy sexy and smart girl I was eyeing but didnt have d lever cause she was working class and strict, for a long time we were cosy and chatting up, but she no de gree give me d green light,though i second guessed she might have also been into me,one day she stopped by as usual for the chitty chats, and we started gisting,tell her say I wan go bath, next thing I carry olive oil enter bathroom, stroke my gbolla until he stand, meanwhile my heart was racing,then rubbed enough olive oil on the massive rod, I told my sef, once I come out, it is either hit or miss, mennn,na so I enter parlor with my rod dripping and shining, but with my heart racing and my reputation at stake, when I stepped in, her eye balls grew big and misty,...... Hmmmmmm! If I finish d story here ehen, but up till today we still talk and laugh about it, cause she will be my wife in March,,,,, crazy crazy moment

I love this story . Trust me this will Give a lot of guys mind.

I joined home economics class. Later I joined typing and shorten class. As if that's not enough I joined cultural club. Men that one thick

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

Hahahahahahaha, nor be toto you dey fine, Lwkmd


Mine was I camped a girl for over five years on campus. Was practically financing everything, no regret sha cos we later got married.

GeniusWannabe:

Chai! Your mumu that year was legendary o.

No be small thing oh. Me, one of the "smart boys" in class
I don modify the original post. Go read wetin happen after that.

Never impressed any girl b4....

Instead i benefited from financially, materially and food wise while in school.

The one that almost got me was this calabar babe of mine, told me she got a job at shoprite which was true, then she asked me to borrow her some money for tfare pending when she get paid, i told her to call me the following morning .... Naxo i switch off my fone.... She almost lost the job.... She survived it... Few weeks latter naxo we gam for bustop i just dey smile.... She con dey look me..... We are still friends though but not like b4

This is not about conscience. Sorry bro.

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

hahaha this is funny

There's a girl laying on my bed right now pls let me go and impress her first then will tell you how I did it later...... Brb

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

So na for only Nairaland you smart?!!

You never thought of getting back from her,

Sorry bro I feel your pains.

englishmart:
I once met a girl in a cab, I collected her contact and within days we started going out. Since we used the same route and closed the same, we thought it wise to always meet at the bus stop and take a cab together. For like 2 weeks we were doing this, I was the financier of the transportation fare, which was about #600 then. Sometimes she will call me to get her Nutri milk and snacks. Imagine paying 6h +250 almost daily. I was practically suffering and smiling, drunk in love like Beyonce and Jay Z. Mine was stupidity and naivety at play. The craziest of all was that I even borrow if need be. One day I lied to her that my closing time had changed from 5pm to 7:30 pm- she protested and was very unhappy as if it was something I could influence. 3 days later she quit her job. End of a magaring.
Some girls have no conscience, whatsoever. The experience makes me annoyed each time I remember

That's truly a stupidity and naivety but seriously,that girl was stupidly selfish haba

I rented an apartment for her in school, took care of her feeding, bought her textbooks paid for all her assignments, single handedly sponsored her project, bought her numerous phones for her, her mum, her dad and her kid bro sponsored her sister's trip overseas.....but Las Las her father called me to leave his daughter alone dat am not compatible with his daughter, her sister came back to Nigeria without calling me to thank me till date and she has married another bobo.....isn't loving a lady a fools game ??

Today is only a poor man search for tips to impress girls.