SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

Kseafresh:
Space booked just incase

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

yemifez:
Aaah! You really cracked me up mehn

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

dauddy97:
God really wanted to answer my prayer cos she wanted to live above what I earn.

She took me to be responsible for her school fees, house rent and lot more. I am still a student too. But, I try to send her 3k every month.

She was dating an elderly man and still telling me it was nothing. That she knows the man very well and even know her family. I was like, I can't cope with this.


She was all over every guys in her school, from party to night club and lot of ceremony


She wasn't open to learn. Very wick .


she sent me a message this morning.
I quote -

"Daud this is my own prayer for you today,you will never see a woman that will marry you with your short life disease,you shall die early, you won't be of blessing to your generation,you won't make it in life,you will be rusticated����this things can only by pass you on this conditions,if i never love you wholeheartedly,if I was the one to open my mouth to tell not interested,and if I have never wishe you for good in life,to you to tarnished my image right,no problem God see everything.did I ever ask you for my school fees? With what you to today Daud you will see me in every area of your life"


I didn't even reply her.

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

boiz2men:


Did this truly happen or you wanted to lighten our mood

dauddy97:
God really wanted to answer my prayer cos she wanted to live above what I earn.

She took me to be responsible for her school fees, house rent and lot more. I am still a student too. But, I try to send her 3k every month.

She was dating an elderly man and still telling me it was nothing. That she knows the man very well and even know her family. I was like, I can't cope with this.


She was all over every guys in her school, from party to night club and lot of ceremony


She wasn't open to learn. Very wick .


she sent me a message this morning.
I quote -

"Daud this is my own prayer for you today,you will never see a woman that will marry you with your short life disease,you shall die early, you won't be of blessing to your generation,you won't make it in life,you will be rusticated����this things can only by pass you on this conditions,if i never love you wholeheartedly,if I was the one to open my mouth to tell not interested,and if I have never wishe you for good in life,to you to tarnished my image right,no problem God see everything.did I ever ask you for my school fees? With what you to today Daud you will see me in every area of your life"


I didn't even reply her.

SteveOfu:
Since we are are sharing our experiences in past relationships let me share mine..
Pls don't laugh...

I remember when I was dating one guy like that ...

Before we met in real life....
During our chat, any time uncle asks what I've eaten..
I will tell him I'm not hungry, how I'm not the foodie type, how I don't eat much...
He will be begging me to eat...
I will pretend not to really like food...

I finally visited him after he's drop by my school to visit me severally...
I decided it was my turn to visit...

Reached his house...
First day
Met stew with chicken...
I boiled white rice, ate and ate ehhhh....
I didn't know when I finished the meat in the stew�...

Second day, I made oha soup..
I ate fufu 4 times that day..
Drank tea,
All the small chops and fruits he used to decorate his fridge to impress me, I finished everything��...

Third day, i was on the second plate of the spaghetti I made when I noticed uncle was squeezing face...
When He couldn't hold it,
He asked,dear I thought you said you don't eat much??

Me: ermmmm���,but you've always begged me to eat naa that's what I'm doing..BTW i don't want you to feel bad I did not eat in your place...
Him: hmmm......you've finished everything in this house o...

Uncle don't know as a student I'm always hungry,
Not that I don't like food..its food I did not see to eat..

Well nobody should ask how we ended...
The relationship ended to the glory of God.

BTW this thing happened many many years ago, when I was a student...
So future boo shoot your shot, no need to worry, I won't finish your food...
Even this Pepsi I'm holding,
It's doctor's prescription�

kdfinest:
jeez am loving u already, so pepsi is now among healthy diet precribed by Doc? Shift make i faint.