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Igbo And Yoruba Man by olisa1010: 11:33pm On Dec 01, 2010
A Yoruba man needed a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood type in case the need arises. Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, an Igbo man was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to the Yoruba man. After the surgery, the Yoruba sent the Igbo man a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation. Unfortunately, the Yoruba had to go through a corrective surgery once again. His doctors called the Igbo who was more than happy to donate his blood again. After the second surgery, the Yoruba man sent the Igbo a Thank You card and a box of sweets. The Igbo was shocked to see that the Yoruba man this time did not acknowledge the Igbo's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time. So he phoned the Yoruba and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner. The Yoruba replied, "You forget, I have Igbo blood in me now!"
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Kunbee: 11:47pm On Dec 01, 2010
not funny
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 12:11am On Dec 02, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Nobody: 1:35am On Dec 02, 2010
LMFAO! @poster you are wrong for that. Igbos are not that greedy are they? grin grin
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by cynthoney(f): 7:11am On Dec 02, 2010
@ poster, u no well walahi tongue
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 7:14am On Dec 02, 2010
Cuz him talk true bout IBO FIFUL abi?
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by cynthoney(f): 7:16am On Dec 02, 2010
Stud,if i catch u walahi u go regret y u wake dis morny angry
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Migines(m): 7:17am On Dec 02, 2010
Lol. Dats kaina funny
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 7:18am On Dec 02, 2010
Na mate?

Which day dat one start?
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Nobody: 10:48am On Dec 02, 2010
grin grin grin grin
its realy funny, though i,m ibo we should see the funny side of the joke.
@poster, i feel u die!
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by carmelia(f): 11:02am On Dec 02, 2010
lol grin grin grin
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by lindalee(f): 12:47pm On Dec 02, 2010
Thatz funny!!!! but its not fair how people are yabbing ibos oh,
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by nic121: 2:06pm On Dec 02, 2010
what do you mean?! are you trying to tell me that igbos are ungrateful.
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 2:36pm On Dec 02, 2010
they they are are N,
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by olisa1010: 4:33am On Dec 05, 2010
Am Igbo and i think wat are joke are joke, jokes are not true so that's why they are joke.
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 8:16am On Dec 06, 2010
lol
Some posts here na true sha
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Ladyrsky46: 1:38pm On Dec 06, 2010
;d
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by angelz(f): 1:48pm On Dec 06, 2010
D truth is: Igbos are more generous than yoruba,
esp their men.I kno they are gud @ takin care of thier wife, families.
but am fully yoruba.
D joke is ok, but not funny
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Dec 06, 2010
lol
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by md4real(m): 3:00pm On Dec 07, 2010
imao
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by cordj2: 3:08pm On Dec 07, 2010
why can't you guys look at the funny side of a joke, rather than being Tribalistic. ibo,yoruba and hausa we all make naija thick
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Kunbee: 11:20pm On Dec 07, 2010
Thick or na tick you wan type
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by EfemenaXY: 11:23pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^Lol!!

Kunbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Kunbee: 11:32pm On Dec 07, 2010
Wassup girl
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by EfemenaXY: 11:37pm On Dec 07, 2010
Baby girl I don miss u tire!! kiss kiss kiss

where you been these last couple of nights angry angry
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Kunbee: 11:48pm On Dec 07, 2010
I have been in other sections cheesy

And some boys are disturbing me undecided
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On Dec 07, 2010
Kunbee:

I have been in other sections cheesy

And some boys are disturbing me undecided

u think say dem no like better things?? Your pic go cause dem sleepless nights now tongue tongue tongue

Anyway Kunbe, your shuma needs your vote o!

u nor see as I quick nominate you??

Oya make u nominate me too now - I don tire to wait for you
Re: Igbo And Yoruba Man by Kunbee: 12:14am On Dec 08, 2010
Ok i don go there

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