1. Seeing a newly wedded couple and start imagining how they are going to have sex tonight.

2. Scratching your itchy anus and smelling your hands.

3. Listening to music and picturing yourself singing the song on stage or in a studio

4. Picking your nose and playing with the cattarh before flicking them away. Some people play with them by rolling them with their thumb an middle/index fingers.

5. Pooping in the toilet and after tambering , you stand up to look at your poo before flushing.

6. Urinating on the side of the toilet instead of the middle so it doesn't make noise.

7. Staring at a girls ass and trying to locate that panty line or the mark of her panties .

8. Clearing your throat of sputum (Yoruba call it kelebe) or let's say stuffed cattarh in your throat and instead of spitting them out, your swallow it back.

9. Talking to yourself and holding long conversation with yourself when you're bored or alone.

10. Seeing a pregnant woman, you start looking at her ass or body and imagining how her boyfriend/ husband must have f***ed her real bad.

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