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Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by Khaleell001(m): 5:16pm On Jan 03, 2020
TheExecutioner:
As a good headslammer you're expected to spit out your phlegm too just like all the other headslammers.



What's your point dumbo?!
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by archat: 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2020
Jazakumullahu khairanay Allah add more ink to your pen of ritiousness
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by archat: 6:57pm On Jan 03, 2020
Jazakumullahu khairanay Allah add more ink to your pen of iman
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by SarakiBukola: 7:39pm On Jan 03, 2020
Khaleell001:


Your last comment, what do. you mean by beheading?

Or, you missed your way?

Google is your friend.
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by Solorrman(m): 12:16am On Jan 04, 2020
TheExecutioner:
As a good headslammer you're expected to spit out your phlegm too just like all the other headslammers.


are more than a monkey a little as 1 percent since u believe a guy (Jesus Christ) to be ur god,it's only in christianashit that God came with fully functional,carry-go,follow-come anus and penix. A God that goes to toilet is a shameful kind of a God ,u as human don't want me saying ur mother is in the toilet shhitting but u believe some one can go to toilet to urinate and shiit to be a God . U are not mad but extra ordinary incredible animal with structure like men,even Indian idol worshippers do not depict penis in their gods statues. It's only Jesus Christ which was depicted as a God but came out touching a vagina. This i tell u no one before or now can say what i said is a lie,no one.cross with their own hypocritical fanatics. undecided
we do not entertain fornication or any thing that leads to it. 76 percent of u guys are illegitimate,born before marriage and 60 percent of u thought the guy u grow see together with ur momma was ur father ,u are a fool ,go and ask her who was ur real father u may be surprised to hear her say ur father was hausa man who once came to ur town to sale cattles or a trader or a hausa man who was a trailer conductor because that's what most northern illitrates does in ur area because any woman u see is only 300 naira even if she is a pastor's wife Jesus was the first head slammer because he even cried when slamming his head a day before he was caught and castigated as ur projector depicted in Jesus story.
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by TheSourcerer: 6:57am On Jan 04, 2020
Khaleell001:


go get your drugs
that's not nice
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by gentleibraheem(m): 8:05am On Feb 20, 2020
lol. team last water benders say aiye
Re: Types Of People You Will Find In The Ablution Center by YoungHunter: 4:27pm On Feb 21, 2020
Solorrman:
are more than a monkey a little as 1 percent since u believe a guy (Jesus Christ) to be ur god,it's only in christianashit that God came with fully functional,carry-go,follow-come anus and penix. A God that goes to toilet is a shameful kind of a God ,u as human don't want me saying ur mother is in the toilet shhitting but u believe some one can go to toilet to urinate and shiit to be a God . U are not mad but extra ordinary incredible animal with structure like men,even Indian idol worshippers do not depict penis in their gods statues. It's only Jesus Christ which was depicted as a God but came out touching a vagina. This i tell u no one before or now can say what i said is a lie,no one.cross with their own hypocritical fanatics. undecided
we do not entertain fornication or any thing that leads to it. 76 percent of u guys are illegitimate,born before marriage and 60 percent of u thought the guy u grow see together with ur momma was ur father ,u are a fool ,go and ask her who was ur real father u may be surprised to hear her say ur father was hausa man who once came to ur town to sale cattles or a trader or a hausa man who was a trailer conductor because that's what most northern illitrates does in ur area because any woman u see is only 300 naira even if she is a pastor's wife Jesus was the first head slammer because he even cried when slamming his head a day before he was caught and castigated as ur projector depicted in Jesus story.

Tell this piece of shit to Mohammad that was happily fucking a 9 years old

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