my whole face is swollen as a matter of fact! lol, lol, u satisfy?

I

take care jare
i advice u use hot water for your face

thats what happen when u miss me

yes you need to go


would steve go with u?

am still around jare

you leaving?

no


u know her house?

apparently I haven't left yet Mustay,   and yes I'm taken StevieWonder with me

steve49ja:


take care jare
i advice u use hot water for your face

thats what happen when u miss me

lol, see how much u sound like one of my Exs, are u sure ,  . .   hmmn naaah not possible,  

@ topic

yes, he does know my house



Am I wrong?

cant be wrong
no fear jare me and you de flow like bread and butter


@mustay
talk ya mind

lol, Bread and butter, I think sayy na fountain naa








@ topic


Do ur friends take forever to get ready!?

we cool like that


em what kinda friend? ? ?
and ready for what? ? ?
hmmn speak ya mind biabi

lol, no worry, I no dey talk about ur babe talking of my girl friends, they take a billion years to prepare, and I finished like years ago
no mind me, I lack patience,
But I don't know how guys can tolerate when a lady takes too much time, even me wein be woman no fit na Nl dey hold my patience now b4 I kill person lol,

Hmmn
could be annoying at times

when everybody don finish
u go de wait for mumsy to tie gale(head tie)
after that won she got paint face
chei


where ya going biabi?

yea lol, my mumsy own was every sunday morning 4 Nigeria , Gale that would end up looking like a house lol

wher else? I dey go Colombo ( it's a shopping mall that's like a hundred miles 4rom my house  )


-- Ok, Finally! dey r ready, ---- If u ask me dey all look d same as they were  --I no see where all d wahala go

lol, SteveWonder, make I go die come back   

no wahala jare
take your time and shop right ooo
no go buy wetin go make me piss for bodi when i see you too

take your own

@post
do you know what sky is?

no _{coz i ws born yesterdaii}






do u know sum rude gal damilola

What's the deal with the 9ja people posting simultaneously

some of them need internet schooling


Is it true that a man can be transformed into a woman if given female hormones ?

Yes (that was a really funny question)


Have you been on a date within the last month ?

No
you?

nah,



would you want to go on one??

Yes





With who?

is that a yes/no question?

No. Are you in love?

yes
u?

No. Do you watch football?

NO!!!

have u ever been robbed?

Yes . . .but nufin was taken

you??

nope

have u ever farted in public and u were d suspect?

no




have u ever been rape

NO



U?

nahh,

do u have any allergy??

yes_{black people}








do u like nairaland

No







Do u kisz n tel?