A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for
>>several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she
>>confided in him she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation
>>or his
>>marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy
>>to secretly
>>have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would
>>also provide child support until the child turned 18.
>>
>>
>>She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To
>>keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
>>write
>>"Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
>>payments to begin.
>>
>>One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
>>Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
>>"Oh, just
>>give it to me and I'll explain it" he said. The wife watched as her
>>husband read the card, he turned white, and fainted.
>>
>> On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two
>>with meatballs, one without."

two with balls--- boys
one without balls-- girls

two with balls--- boys
one without balls-- girls

LMCAO Hillarious, he hasn't started fainting yet