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| Of 200 Million People In Nigeria, Here Are 35 Things No One Is Doing Right Now by hundeyin: 8:20pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
http://how2.com.ng/of-200-million-people-in-nigeria-here-are-35-things-no-one-is-doing-right-now/ Remember the saying that if you are thinking of something or doing it, there’s a high likelihood that someone else is doing or thinking about it Well, here are 35 things that no one is doing right now: http://how2.com.ng/of-200-million-people-in-nigeria-here-are-35-things-no-one-is-doing-right-now/ |
| Re: Of 200 Million People In Nigeria, Here Are 35 Things No One Is Doing Right Now by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
As copied from the link   Thinking about me. lol Shitting in their hand and using it as shaving cream Lying in bed next to me Dreaming in Latin Pay for WinRAR Giving a shit about you Parachuting Braiding their pubic hair Laughing at or stepping on an Army’s man foot Cracking dirty jokes about the Federal Government on Social Media Buying a Toyota Prius just to give to me Pronouncing “Huawei” correctly Being an entirely good person Being nice on the internet Having National Anthem on their playlist Farting into a jar and sealing it for later use Giving me money No one is thinking that the Earth is flat Pressing a nuclear launch button Riding a lion Selling his kidney to buy an android; “only sell kidneys for iPhones” Giving birth for the second time this week Eating a lid of a jar Responding to my resume with “yeah let’s hire that guy” Attempting to find the square root of 1051454877 by hand Traveling along the bottom of the ocean Slapping alien cheeks Contemplating how to kill me Holding my dick Wandering through a desert in a snowsuit Reading the full “Terms and Conditions” when signing any online agreements Sitting on their TV while watching the couch Pooping upside down Reading the Bible aloud on the streets of Kano or reading the Qur’an aloud on the streets of Lagos Right now – no one is looking at me, talking to me, or listening to me because I am quietly sitting alone |
| Re: Of 200 Million People In Nigeria, Here Are 35 Things No One Is Doing Right Now by budaatum: 8:49pm On Jan 08, 2020 |
I'm pleased you have better things to do with you hands and mind. Sorry to burst your bubble though. Some are thinking the earth is flat, at least. https://www.nairaland.com/5458081/been-lied-earth-flat-not https://www.nairaland.com/5476824/why-earth-surface-looks-flat 1 Like |
| Re: Of 200 Million People In Nigeria, Here Are 35 Things No One Is Doing Right Now by hundeyin: 11:21am On Jan 09, 2020 |
What do you think? budaatum: |
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