Every day Little Johnny walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says, "Hey Mary! See this football? Football is a boy's game and girl's can't have one!" Little Mary runs into the house crying and tells her mother about the encounter. Her mother immediately runs out and buys the girl a football. The next day, Johnny is riding home on his bike and Little Mary shows him the football and yells, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!" Little Johnny gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike? This is a boy's bike and girls can't have 'em!" The next day, Johnny comes by and little Mary is riding a new boy's bike. Now he is real mad. So he immediately drops his pants, points at his most
private of private parts and says, "You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and not even YOUR mother can go out and buy you one!" The next day as Johnny passes the house he asks little Mary,"Well, what do you have to say NOW?" She pulls up her dress and replies, "My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

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Ha ha ha, little Mary wins again, thanks 2 her experienced mum.

u try my boy lancaster

But na old joke

thanks guys
@studio i just heard and decided to share

ok my dear boy

I hear u

studio where this boy stuff de com from,

No bite the finger dat fed u

My dear boy

ALRITE

nice joke there OP but i no go nominate you ooo

glad u enjoyed it.
which nomination,not interested

;d

lancaster:

glad u enjoyed it.
which nomination,not interested

Are you sure you dont want me to nominate you?

realy there are guys who deserve it so give it to them,

lancaster:

,""My mother told me that as long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I want!"

yippy!!!

lancaster:

realy there are guys who deserve it so give it to them,

oya drop something and you have my vote

bashy i neva reash to get nominasion, maybe nxt yar i go try but 4 now just enjoy my jokes

Oh, ok am glad you accept

Used to laugh and crack my ribs at the jokes in this segment but dz daiz is d haters comments dat cracks my ribs. Now somtyms I smile or grin at d jokes. Ds joke n NOT d comments actually made me smile.

@studio, u get whala ooooo

^^Na today you just dey know studio?

you sure say d mama no be calabar,dis one wey she get experience so.