Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos

kokoye:

Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos

pastor kokoye, do you use Follows on the regular?

^^^

No sir.

I am a happily married man.

. . just enjoying Nairaland ni ojare.

kokoye:

Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos  

u nid help i swear   , funny dude

kokoye:

^^^

No sir.

I am a happily married man.

. . just enjoying Nairaland ni ojare.

but married men use bitches too. i have been told there are some certain bedroom skills the wife is not comfortbale with but a Follow will do without hassles.

How dare you tell him you married Koyoke!  Now he can't say you use the ho services for pleasure!

cou-gar:

but married men use bitches too. i have been told there are some certain bedroom skills the wife is not comfortbale with but a Follow will do without hassles.

Hell, if you pay the right PRICE I WOULD SUCK YOUR PENIS BACKWARDS!

kokoye:

Nothing but love for you ojare.

I'm just backin you up . .

. . and thanking the creator for the existence of bitches and hos  

Oops, now I totally get you . Sorry to say but guys who speak like you have really been used/hurt by girls, not once, not twice, not even thrice . Anyway I hope one day your heart will mend and you can love again .

Mrs, Eve:

Hell, if you pay the right PRICE I WOULD SUCK YOUR manliness BACKWARDS!

why should i pay to have my slinky sucked? i thought it's a given, isn't it?

cou-gar:

why should i pay to have my slinky sucked? i thought it's a given, isn't it?

Not with hoes it aint!

cou-gar:

but married men use bitches too. i have been told there are some certain bedroom skills the wife is not comfortbale with but a Follow will do without hassles.

Been there done that and now, staying away from escorts is my choice. Like I said earlier, I am happily married and my wife trusts me with her life.

I cannot trade that kind of trust for some wild seconds of adulterated passion, sorry.

Mrs, Eve:

Not with hoes it aint!  

with Follows, they come with other fringe benefits. depraved sex acts that would make your stomach turn like oceanic waves.

Mrs, Eve:

How dare you tell him you married Koyoke! Now he can't say you use the ho services for pleasure!

When it comes to stuff like that, I will set the record straight.

we all come here to joke and have fun but you never know who is choosing to take our lines seriously.

Some peeps on here already believe I patronize hookers because of an earlier post. . . smh

kokoye:

When it comes to stuff like that, I will set the record straight.

we all come here to joke and have fun but you never know who is choosing to take our lines seriously.

Some peeps on here already believe I patronize hookers because of an earlier post. . . smh

I hear ya Koyoke. You and I think alike and can understand each others joke! You ain't my husband is you? (looking in the back) Nawl, my husband don't like Gucci shoes anyways! I believe you when you said you love your wife and monogamous because we speak highly of our spouses that what people who in love and love their spouses do. So I hear ya suga! I trust my husband with my life so as he I.

Mrs, Eve:

I hear ya Koyoke. You and I think alike and can understand each others joke! You ain't my husband is you? (looking in the back) Nawl, my husband don't like Gucci shoes anyways! I believe you when you said you love your wife and monogamous because we speak highly of our spouses that what people who in love and love their spouses do. So I hear ya suga! I trust my husband with my life so as he I.

but u would suck a man's willy back to the stone age if the price is right.

Mrs, Eve:

I hear ya Koyoke. You and I think alike and can understand each others joke! You ain't my husband is you? (looking in the back) Nawl, my husband don't like Gucci shoes anyways! I believe you when you said you love your wife and monogamous because we speak highly of our spouses that what people who in love and love their spouses do. So I hear ya suga! I trust my husband with my life so as he I.

does he wear shoes at all?

There a lot of theorists here on this thread but only a few realists. If a guy wants to bang a girl just for that, first you decide how "important" this is to you. This will determine your approach: so, if you are just bored and don't give a shit about not getting it, just announce it on the first minute. Except she's a prostitute and she's getting paid, then you ain't getting any. But, if you weave your way through deploying your tricks lavished with measured patience, you'd be banging her more than once if she;s game.

1. Forget it when a girl says she wants an honest, upfront guy. . .it's BS! Pardon me, but had Adam deployed some guile in dealing with Eve, she might have had the fruit by herself while not falling for her entrapment. This sort of honest, upfront stuff will not work for any girl in her normal senses.

2. Women cannot handle rejection or the truth if you just drop it on them. Even after doing it implicitly, some will still have a hard time accepting it.

3. Women like someone who will place them on a pedestal, if she has NPD, nothing will work faster! Yes, it won't last so determine your immediate objectives, achieve it, have a back-up plan, and milk her for all it is worth. After the show, shut your BIG mouth. . .let her do most of the talking and your chances of getting a run-in again will always be more than 50%!

cou-gar:

but u would suck a man's willy back to the stone age if the price is right.

Now I see what you mean Koyoke!  

Cougar, I see that you don't know sarcasm when you read it but let me apologize because I assumed you could decipher it effortlessly that what I get for thinking everyone is on the same cognitive level.  Please accept it for I humbly apologize.  

Mrs, Eve:

Now I see what you mean Koyoke!  

Cougar, I see that you don't know sarcasm when you read it but let me apologize because I assumed you could decipher it effortlessly that what I get for thinking everyone is on the same cognitive level.  Please accept it for I humbly apologize.  

the smiley at the end of my sentence should have told you i was just joking. i don't know you from pluto so why should i judge you or take your comments seriously here. seriously, i was just playing your own words back to you in a joking gesture.

Hmm mmm (curling lips upward)

it also shows that the poster wants more from the guy than sex otherwise she wont be offended that he asked for sex alone

@ragdollz
i completly disagree with you. just because a man doesnt want to have anything more than sex with a lady doesnt mean he either wants to A) do it with an used, abused and emotionless totos B) have se.x with someone who fukcs for a living or C) lower himself and having to pay for it.

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being fully honest and sincere and, if YOU have to dance and juggle to get yours then fair enough but dont spit on the ones who have different techniques and who dont like wasting their times, lives and money on BS.
i am sorry to say but (IMHO) the disgrace is the man that goes around pretending to be someone for weeks if not month JUST FOR A PIECE OF COOCHIE that he may or may NOT get. why waste the time and energy? are you soafraid of rejection that you cant even be yourself? if thats the only reason you would approach the girl  then why lie?! is your game that weak?!
rule number ONE of the game, not all women are date/wifey material. some are just good for se.x and shouldnt be treated otherwise! just like some mugus are just good for recharge cards!

i will always respect an honest person whether what they say is pleasant or not to me, ALWAYS!!!!

btw: why pretend to like someone you dont even know?! the only ONE thing you know is that she is damn sexxy and fuckable, and you want her, so why not tell her straight up and go on your merry way (if she turns you down) rather than sing and dance like a circus act?! whats there to like(apart from her body) about someone you just met on the street that you dont even bloody know?!
not even 24hrs is ok to wait, tell her RIGHT THERE, bring your best game out, et voila!

@poster
if i was the guy in question i wouldnt have been so quick to say that i had a gf, as it is a mood killer and irrelevant in that instance but i would have told you that i was not in search of any kind of relation other than a physical one, as the sight of your sexxy body brought sensation to my body that i have never felt before. i will continue to say that:"pls dont take my words as a sign of disrespect but i am dying to get to know you in an intimate manner and run my lips all over that wonderful body of yours. here is my number and, although i dont expect it to be now, i will be yours whenever you are ready"

if she turns me down, i will still be a happy man because i would have said my mind, if she is flattered and ok with it GBAM!!!!

too many men are afraid of women, thinking that rejection is the end of the world and thats why the fantastic gals pass them by!
PS:i did not say that cheating on your spouse was right, lol!!!!!!

the guy has problem wit him.
Ofcos, girls wil be pissed off by his uncntrld sexual urge. cos females lik guys who go indirectly.

^^^^^^^^men and their hypocrisy.
would YOU be mad at a fine fukcable babe that came up to you and told you these things?! let alone turn her down!!!!

I reject nairaland demons in Jesus' name. AMEN

MRbrownJAY:

@ragdollz
i completly disagree with you. just because a man doesnt want to have anything more than sex with a lady doesnt mean he either wants to A) do it with an used, abused and emotionless totos B) have se.x with someone who fukcs for a living or C) lower himself and having to pay for it.

there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with being fully honest and sincere and, if YOU have to dance and juggle to get yours then fair enough but dont spit on the ones who have different techniques and who dont like wasting their times, lives and money on BS.
i am sorry to say but (IMHO) the disgrace is the man that goes around pretending to be someone for weeks if not month JUST FOR A PIECE OF COOCHIE that he may or may NOT get. why waste the time and energy? are you soafraid of rejection that you cant even be yourself? if thats the only reason you would approach the girl  then why lie?! is your game that weak?!
rule number ONE of the game, not all women are date/wifey material. some are just good for se.x and shouldnt be treated otherwise! just like some mugus are just good for recharge cards!

i will always respect an honest person whether what they say is pleasant or not to me, ALWAYS!!!!

btw: why pretend to like someone you dont even know?! the only ONE thing you know is that she is damn sexxy and fuckable, and you want her, so why not tell her straight up and go on your merry way (if she turns you down) rather than sing and dance like a circus act?! whats there to like(apart from her body) about someone you just met on the street that you dont even bloody know?!
not even 24hrs is ok to wait, tell her RIGHT THERE, bring your best game out, et voila!

@poster
if i was the guy in question i wouldnt have been so quick to say that i had a gf, as it is a mood killer and irrelevant in that instance but i would have told you that i was not in search of any kind of relation other than a physical one, as the sight of your sexxy body brought sensation to my body that i have never felt before. i will continue to say that:"pls dont take my words as a sign of disrespect but i am dying to get to know you in an intimate manner and run my lips all over that wonderful body of yours. here is my number and, although i dont expect it to be now, i will be yours whenever you are ready"

if she turns me down, i will still be a happy man because i would have said my mind, if she is flattered and ok with it GBAM!!!!

too many men are afraid of women, thinking that rejection is the end of the world and thats why the fantastic gals pass them by!
PS:i did not say that cheating on your spouse was right, lol!!!!!!

Lol you are free to disagree, no problem. But you are NOT free to treat women as [b]SE[/b]X OBJECTS just bc they are, to put it your way, "fkucable". It is according to your own discretion to know who and what turns you on, but excuse the woman for not being flattered that you want to "nyash" her (excuse the french, learnt it from one Mr Cork). Women have a right to prefer to be treated like human beings and not as objects of your s[b]exu[/b]al gratification. So if you don't want to "waste time, effort etc" on the "coochie" which u are not even sure of getting, then my friend, you know where to go . I hear some of those peddlars are even quite classy and cool, so no need to look down on them ok . Half bread they say is better than. . . .fill in the blanks .

poster,haba lol@ all guys wit d thought of s.ex,okay sweety i ve 2 cum in
here, dnt tk dis d wrong way bt i feel offended on behalf of guys of same
calibre as me wit such obnoxious thought emanating frm u, i think u probably
want dat ur slf dats y u think it, bt nuffin wrong wit it cos we r all humans,bt keep
ur tots to ur slf cos u dnt knw mine!!as 4 me i like being straight 4wrd, kk

ragdollz:

Lol you are free to disagree, no problem. But you are NOT free to treat women as SE[/b]X OBJECTS just bc they are, to put it your way, "fkucable". It is according to your own discretion to know who and what turns you on, but excuse the woman for not being flattered that you want to "nyash" her (excuse the french, learnt it from one Mr Cork). Women have a right to prefer to be treated like human beings and not as objects of your s[b]exu[/b]al gratification. So if you don't want to "waste time, effort etc" on the "coochie" which u are not even sure of getting, then my friend, you know where to go . I hear some of those peddlars are even quite classy and cool, so no need to look down on them ok . Half bread they say is better than. . . .fill in the blanks .

bro,thats where you and I completely disagree. . . . . .
[b]A) i have all the rights to tell my mind to a woman, whether she likes it or not is another matter. NEWS FLASH 1: some women(and men)are only good for se.xual purposes. as an honest person i will NEVER pretend to like someone or even care for someone if the only reason i am after her is for some "physical" relief. WE (not only I) will have a good time.

B) just because MOST women want to be treated like queens, doesnt mean that there aint SOME out there that like to be treated like se.x object. expecting ME to treat them ALL like queens is prepostorous!
NEWS FLASH 2: what do you think all these gals with sugar daddies are?! duh! S E X  O B J E C T S. . . . . . . . .  if YOU (and these gals) want to fool yourselves into believing that they are anything different then fair enough but dont try to push YOUR weakness unto us all.

C)[/b]this is the name of the game, that you like it or not! some gals will date you simply for your money/status/power. so as hard as it may be for you to understand that some HAVE to be treated like se.x objects (their function being SOLELY se.xual), is the same way some men are treated like CASH MACHINE (their purpose being solely to DISPENSE CASH).
[b]NEWS FLASH 3: if ashis are the only ones you can turn to when in need of mindless, unattached booty acrobatics then i can safely say that i do feel sorry for you.

ps: who cares what SOME women want, its all about putting all your cards on the table so that nobody waste their time. if (good) dikc is only what i am willing to offer, then i have ALL the rights to stand by that, lol!

The way you dress, that is how you will be addressed. Let decency be our cloak as Children of GOD

I'l be so embarrased if a guy tells me that

^^^^WHY? Wuld u hv prefered if a guy coms up 2 u like a prince in shining armour & sweeps u off ur feet wit his swit lines, fat purse and swag. And then finally breaks ur heart by walking away after hvin unrestricted access to d nyansh!

Some of u ladies need to realise dat despite ur being pretty, sexy & all not all guys dat com around wants u 4 keeps but strickly to hv a taste of wats under d hood. No offence so don't get me wrong, but dats d way it is.

@All. Hv u guys ever heard d term ''friends with benefit'' I hv had a relationship or two where it is agreed from d onset dat its gonna b all about d coochie, so we don't fool ourselves finkin its for love or gonna last

MRbrownJAY:

bro,thats where you and I completely disagree. . . . . .
A) i have all the rights to tell my mind to a woman, whether she likes it or not is another matter. NEWS FLASH 1: some women(and men)are only good for se.xual purposes. as an honest person i will NEVER pretend to like someone or even care for someone if the only reason i am after her is for some "physical" relief. WE (not only I) will have a good time.

B) just because MOST women want to be treated like queens, doesnt mean that there aint SOME out there that like to be treated like se.x object. expecting ME to treat them ALL like queens is prepostorous!
NEWS FLASH 2: what do you think all these gals with sugar daddies are?! duh! S E X  O B J E C T S. . . . . . . . .  if YOU (and these gals) want to fool yourselves into believing that they are anything different then fair enough but dont try to push YOUR weakness unto us all.

C)[/b]this is the name of the game, that you like it or not! some gals will date you simply for your money/status/power. so as hard as it may be for you to understand that some HAVE to be treated like se.x objects (their function being SOLELY se.xual), is the same way some men are treated like CASH MACHINE (their purpose being solely to DISPENSE CASH).
[b]NEWS FLASH 3: if ashis are the only ones you can turn to when in need of mindless, unattached booty acrobatics then i can safely say that i do feel sorry for you.

ps: who cares what SOME women want, its all about putting all your cards on the table so that nobody waste their time. if (good) dikc is only what i am willing to offer, then i have ALL the rights to stand by that, lol!

Lol, your argument holds no merit, no substance, and no point. Just speak for yourself: you have no real respect/value for women, and you think that they are made solely of Womanliness bc that's the only thing you see when you look at them. Sorry to disillusion you, but EVERY woman, even hoes, have minds, souls, hearts. yes, there are gold diggers out there, but they're the exception. As for your thinking that I believe hoes are mindless booty bla bla then you are wrong. All I meant was that they know the name of the game. So why not just go for them instead of an innocent girl on the street who may/may not share your twisted views of womanhood .

2kurupt:

^^^^WHY? Wuld u hv prefered if a guy coms up 2 u like a prince in shining armour & sweeps u off your feet wit his swit lines, fat purse and swag. And then finally breaks your heart by walking away after hvin unrestricted access to d nyansh!

Some of u ladies need to realise dat despite your being pretty, sexy & all not all guys dat com around wants u 4 keeps but strickly to hv a taste of wats under d hood. No offence so don't get me wrong, but dats d way it is.

@All. Hv u guys ever heard d term ''friends with benefit'' I hv had a relationship or two where it is agreed from d onset dat its gonna b all about d coochie, so we don't fool ourselves finkin its for love or gonna last

Lol @ the term "friends with benefits". Thank goodness you used the word "friend", ie, that you guys have come to know eachother, and realise it will suit your interests to just be sexuaal partners, nothing more. But would you ask a stranger on the street to give you these "benefits"?? Of course not, at least, not without some minimum effort on your part. For the lucky ones who have been able to convince complete strangers to jump into bed with them in the name of "honesty", kudos to you. I still think it's lame tho'.