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Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 10:48am On Dec 07, 2010
grin grin grin The guy is just old skull, these days you do not talk, you simply go over to the bar and flash your wallet (ladies are programmed to react to an opened wallet), accidentally revealing the fake dollar bills and buy yourself a shot of the most expensive spirit while ordering the same for your friend. ease back with your elbows on bar top allowing your masculine perfume to waft into their nostrils as you remind your friend that Nigeria has changed a lot Na waoo oh!!  grin

Nobody will tell the Vamps that new blood is in the area as they sharpen their fangs and go in for the kill. little do they know that they are dealing with a voracious vampire-blood-sucking werewolf  grin
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 12:49pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ Lemme go try dis now. ** where's my wallet?**
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by deniyor: 1:31pm On Dec 07, 2010
That's cos women are sluts and gold diggers shocked
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Specialist900(m): 1:51pm On Dec 07, 2010
lagerwhenindoubt:

grin grin grin The guy is just old skull, these days you do not talk, you simply go over the the bar and flash your wallet (ladies are programmed to react to an opened wallet), accidentally revealing the fake dollar bills and buy yourself a shot of the most expensive spirit while ordering the same for your friend. ease back with your elbows on bar top allowing your masculine perfume to waft into their nostrils as you remind your friend that Nigeria has changed a lot Na waoo oh!!  grin

Nobody will tell the Vamps that new blood is in the area as they sharpen their fangs and go in for the kill. little do they know that they are dealing with a voracious vampire-blood-sucking werewolf  grin
beautifully written, its been really long i read something like this.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by obowunmi(m): 2:10pm On Dec 07, 2010
Hahaha! @ larger
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Gilgamesh(m): 3:26pm On Dec 07, 2010
@ Poster
Methinks you just want to get a rise out of us with your generalisation. Men are def not useless. Have you heard of the Law of Action and Reaction? If you ladies did not make it so difficult for guys to approach you, guys will not have to invent ways and means. So, stop complaining.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by HighChief4(m): 3:48pm On Dec 07, 2010
M M M:

pls dn't blame 9ja men 4 all dere lies, blame de 9ja ladies it is dere fault, most of de ladies love money more than any other thing in dis world. Most of our 9ja men has change dere name 2 LIA-NUS.
MONEY IS DE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

Its not money but the LOVE for money. Money is good dear
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Odunnu: 4:10pm On Dec 07, 2010
Its a case of low self esteem! Not all men act loud though
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Dsense(m): 4:44pm On Dec 07, 2010
190:

Ive got a guy who did sometin silly in the past

Got a gurl's number and sent her a msg saying

Dear Dan (despite her name is say Mary)

I got the money you sent for me from your zenith bank

Today i finally got the alert of N1,500,000 Finally credited in my account

I have taken out my N800K for my pocket money and the balance

I would send it to papa and mama's account.

The girl replied to the text who is this,

He didnt reply,

She called back twice he didnt pick purposely

Then after 30mins he called back and was like,

Please can i talk to DAN,

she was like its a wrong number and he said okay give the fone to Dan

and she said in a calm comfy voice, Please its a wrong number,

Then he asked who am i speaking 2 and she said her name,

He said Mary from where cos im calling from where ever!!

She said she was in where ever too,she stays around blah blah and that was her number

then my friend confirmed saying Mary you know my account balance now can you Come

Join me for just a friendly date,

It was fixed and within 2weeks he bed her,

So poster whatever he did must have worked for him and i know it worked on you too

else you wont be here, Things women do for money~

Were you the Mugun?
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by iice(f): 4:53pm On Dec 07, 2010
High_Chief:

Its not money but the LOVE for money. Money is good dear

True

@Topic. . .are they now? And pray tell why they keep still flashing the money?
Yes. . .follow it to the natural conclusion
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 4:55pm On Dec 07, 2010
Girls 'form' some times, too. A girl was in a bus with her food flask, going to work. The bus conductor wanted to adjust the flask in order to close the door. The girl rebuked her severly, asking if he knew the amount/quality/price of food in that flask. The guy left the flask. The girl got to her bus-stop and came down from the bus. Just then she slipped and fell, the contents of the flask spilled out. And guess what it was?  . . . Soaked Tapioca and palm kernel !
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by CyberG: 4:58pm On Dec 07, 2010
slap1:

Girls form some times, too. A girl was in a bus with her food flask, going to work. The bus conductor wanted to adjust the flask in order to close the door. The girl rebuked her severly, asking if he knew the amount/quality/price of food in that flask. The guy left the flask. The girl got to her bus-stop and came down from the bus. Just then she slipped and fell, the contents of the flask spilled out. And guess what it was?  . . . Tapioca and palm kernel !

LOL. . .which one is Tapioca again?? grin grin
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 4:58pm On Dec 07, 2010
One of the many many many reasons why I will NEVER have a man, and no I will not go for same sex either, wont have one for keeps. I hate men, yes really I do. For many many many many many reasons.

I dont know if its just me. But I find most Nigerian men (that I've met) voices to be very very very annoying.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by 190: 5:02pm On Dec 07, 2010
Carolece:

One of the many many many reasons why I will NEVER have a man, and no I will not go for same sex either, wont have one for keeps. I hate men, yes really I do. For many many many many many reasons.

I dont know if its just me. But I find most Nigerian men (that I've met) voices to be very very very annoying.

Jesus christ the son of Mary and Joseph of EGYPT!! shocked shocked
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 5:22pm On Dec 07, 2010
^^ why are you amazed? I dont sugar coat nothing I have to say, plain truth. I hate men, I just use them for sexual pleasure. If I could get the same effect using a toy I wouldnt need to even look at one of you.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by slap1(m): 5:26pm On Dec 07, 2010
CyberG:

LOL. . .which one is Tapioca again??  grin grin
We call it npataka in Igbo. It's a product of cassava, used to make 'abacha' or African salad.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 5:37pm On Dec 07, 2010
One of the many many many reasons why I will NEVER have a man, and no I will not go for same sex either, wont have one for keeps. I hate men, yes really I do. For many many many many many reasons.

I dont know if its just me. But I find most Nigerian men (that I've met) voices to be very very very annoying.

True talk! They are annoying in many ways. They don't even like themselves. wink
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 5:42pm On Dec 07, 2010
excoba101:

True talk! They are annoying in many ways. They don't even like themselves. wink
LOL. I have this friend who has one as a roomate, she always complain how he is. Truth is, I'd put his azz out a long time with all the problems he's causing her. Most of them are very annoying for real. I dont know how people put up with them at all. I dont have the patience or the stomach.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by 190: 5:46pm On Dec 07, 2010
Carolece:

LOL. I have this friend who has one as a roomate, she always complain how he is. Truth is, I'd put his azz out a long time with all the problems he's causing her. Most of them are very annoying for real. I dont know how people put up with them at all. I dont have the patience or the stomach. 

Carolece angry angry angry

would you STOP this, you are indirectly insulting me as well

For Phock sake Im Nigerian too!! angry angry

Stop Generalizing,if you wanna insult call names even though we dont know who they are.

or are you High on Balize tonite!! angry angry
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 5:47pm On Dec 07, 2010
LOL. I have this friend who has one as a roomate, she always complain how he is. Truth is, I'd put his azz out a long time with all the problems he's causing her. Most of them are very annoying for real. I dont know how people put up with them at all. I dont have the patience or the stomach.  

One problem about them is that they are empty barrel(they are very loud). If you meet 100 Nigerian guys, 99 claim that they are princes. They are also very corrupt minded athough doesn't change the fact that they could be plain too.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 5:57pm On Dec 07, 2010
190:

Carolece angry angry angry

would you STOP this, you are indirectly insulting me as well

For Phock sake Im Nigerian too!! angry angry

Stop Generalizing,if you wanna insult call names even though we dont know who they are.

or are you High on Balize tonite!! angry angry

I did say most. So if you are compiling yourself in the lot I've described, too bad. Its still morning in the US where I am at, and no, am not on anything, not even coffee.

excoba101:

One problem about them is that they are empty barrel(they are very loud). If you meet 100 Nigerian guys, 99 claim that they are princes. They are also very corrupt minded athough doesn't change the fact that they could be plain too.
Thats what they are and nothing can cchange them.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 5:59pm On Dec 07, 2010
Thats what they are and nothing can cchange them.

The prince or the empty barrel? grin
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 6:06pm On Dec 07, 2010
excoba101:

The prince or the empty barrel? grin
Latter  grin cheesy

But I was merely referring to what you said, they tell the truth, they are corrupt and have alot of talk and no walk.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 6:13pm On Dec 07, 2010
But I was merely referring to what you said, they tell the truth, they are corrupt and have alot of talk and no walk.

What i said was the truth. I am a Nigerian(little mix) and i grow up in Nigeria, so i know what i am talking about. Anything wrong in the world can be found in Nigeria in different proportion. Trust me.

@topic

Seems more like an allegation. People have to talk with their last breath to stop you guys from generalizing.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by SOPRANO(m): 6:33pm On Dec 07, 2010
[/b] @ OP,

YOU ATTRACT WHAT YOU ARE, SIMPLE. ON THE OTHER HAND, THE DUDE WAS JUST A Arrow SHOW-OFF, I GUESS HE PERCEIVED THE GIRLS AT THE CONFERENCE R MONEY HUNGRY, SO HE FELT HE'LL USE IT TO HIS MORONIC ADVANTAGE, [b]


[/b]@ CAROLECE,

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG IN U USING MEN FOR SEX, GUESS WHAT?, THEY R USING YOU TOO WHILE YA'LL DIPPING EACH OTHER, IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO. AS PER UR NOT LIKING MEN, U CAN ALWAYS SWING BOTH WAYS AND HAVE BEST OF BOTH WORLD, PER UR FRIEND WITH THE NAIJA MAN ROOMIE, SHE'S OBVIOUSLY GETTING SUMTIN FROM THE DUDE SHE'S NOT TELLING U CAUSE SHE KNEW THAT YOU MIGHT WANT TO SAMPLE HIM ONCE SHE TELL U, HENCE SHE TELL U THE DUDE IS A NUISANCE, I MIGHT JUST CONSIDER HELPING CHANGE UR PERCEPTION ABOUT NAIJA MEN IF I HAVE TIME, [b]
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 6:36pm On Dec 07, 2010
Carolece already know alot about Nigerians. Sorry broda grin
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Nobody: 6:43pm On Dec 07, 2010
lol@ Carolece and I thought I was angry @ men! My girl beat mi by far! LOL.
Finding a decent man is like sifting in a Diamond mine. lipsrsealed
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 7:05pm On Dec 07, 2010
MzDarkSkin:

lol@ Carolece and I thought I was angry @ men! My girl beat mi by far! LOL.
Finding a decent man is like sifting in a Diamond mine. lipsrsealed
Wrong comparison. You'll have luck finding a perfect piece of diamond, but what are the chances of finding a man that will suit what you are looking for entirely? Zero to none.

What's up girl?

excoba101:

What i said was the truth. I am a Nigerian(little mix) and i grow up in Nigeria, so i know what i am talking about. Anything wrong in the world can be found in Nigeria in different proportion. Trust me.

@topic

Seems more like an allegation. People have to talk with their last breath to stop you guys from generalizing.
I beliveved what you said.
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by SOPRANO(m): 7:24pm On Dec 07, 2010
[b][/b] @ mzdarskin,

y r u mad @ men. No matter what a man did to you or lack of it should not make u hate men. The mistakes most women make is that they tend to have the notion that a man can change to suit what their idea of a good man is. The word "Good Man or Prince Charming" is relative. A man can be whom ever you want him to be as long as his agenda in on course, if a man want to get into you pant, he can even be a born-again if he knows that's what you like as long as the end justify the means, wink

Tips: Once a man meets a girl, He already know what he wants with her, e.g sex, friendship, relationship or just plain happy-go-lucky

As earlier indicated, we are what we attract sometimes. A man can only go so far as the woman allow her to go, the more the woman is willing to accept his bull-crap the more the man will push the envelope. In a nut shell, being mad @ men won't make all men disappear or solve the issue of men's infidelity or lack of it. Life has so many curves, and at every stage in life the word "Good Man" will change based on your perception or needs,

@ Ox

I bet your carolece only know about 50 or less Nigerian men, so she can not conclude on their character based on 50 men out of over 150 million, u dig?, grin grin [b][/b]
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by excoba101: 7:26pm On Dec 07, 2010
So you mean from 50 people you can not tell how 1b could be like in a country?

Q: Are Nigerian people not loud and vain? wink
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 7:34pm On Dec 07, 2010
excoba101:

So you mean from 50 people you can not tell how 1b could be like in a country?

Q: Are Nigerian people not loud and vain? wink
You dont have to argue with anyone.

I dont know you, and neither do you know me, and I share the same feeling that you share from the experiences. All the Nigerians I've met are the same. Yes loud, obnoxious, likes to live on people (free loaders), rude, think you own them something because they are from the "motherland", Africa as they think Nigeria spells Africa, controlling, did I say they like to live on people for free? Did I say controlling and loud?
Re: Oh My God!men Are Just Useless? by Carolece(f): 7:39pm On Dec 07, 2010
SOPRANO:

[/b]
I bet your carolece only know about 50 or less Nigerian men, so she can not conclude on their character based on 50 men out of over 150 million, u dig?, grin grin [b]

I dont care what you have to say. But yes I know less than 50 of them. But I wont use the time out to meet more, dont have the interest or the patience either. If I am in a fruit tree and the first bunch of fruits I see and pick from, and all of them are bad with worms, I aint going to a second bunch, sorry. I'd deem that tree of fruit all bad.

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