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Immigrant by likeme(m): 4:58pm On Dec 07, 2010
Your car is Japanese.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your beer is German.
Your wine is Spanish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea
is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss.
Your fashion is French.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your shoes are Thai.
Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is , Russian.
Then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!
Re: Immigrant by cynthoney(f): 5:31pm On Dec 07, 2010
undecided undecided undecided

ur teeth is chinese
ur tongue is japanese
ur lips are korean
and u call urself a joker

GERROUT OF HERE!! angry angry
Re: Immigrant by lysaa(f): 6:44pm On Dec 07, 2010
likeme:

Your car is Japanese.
Your pizza is Italian.
Your beer is German.
Your wine is Spanish.
Your democracy is Greek.
Your coffee is Brazilian. Your tea
is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss.
Your fashion is French.
Your shirt is Indian.
Your shoes are Thai.
Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is , Russian.
Then you complain that your neighbor is an immigrant?
PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!
ok
Re: Immigrant by greedie1(f): 7:07pm On Dec 07, 2010
Its not really a joke but it gives one something to think abt, i personally like it. Thumbs up poster
Re: Immigrant by StudioCFR(m): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2010
Nonsense!

Another IBO man thread.

Mtchew
Re: Immigrant by calddon(m): 11:10am On Dec 08, 2010
Studio CFR:

Nonsense!

Another IBO man thread.

Mtchew
which one come be IBO man thread again o!
Re: Immigrant by Nellyon(f): 5:09pm On Dec 08, 2010
Foolish studio.
Re: Immigrant by StudioCFR(m): 11:26pm On Dec 08, 2010
lol
Sup dear

I see u
Re: Immigrant by therese83(f): 1:33am On Dec 09, 2010
Nice one. D joke brings d phrase "global village" to mind.
Re: Immigrant by StudioCFR(m): 1:39am On Dec 09, 2010
Excuse me madam theresa - are u 83yr* old?

*No Ofience*
Re: Immigrant by therese83(f): 7:11am On Dec 09, 2010
Studio if u can get d age right y is it such a herculean task to get d name ryte?
Re: Immigrant by allabosky(m): 11:06pm On Dec 09, 2010
oboy c joke.
Re: Immigrant by StudioCFR(m): 12:26am On Dec 10, 2010
theresse come back tomorow for your answer
Re: Immigrant by Ladyrsky46: 3:25am On Dec 10, 2010
Studioooo. Studiooo. Chai! grin
Re: Immigrant by Nobody: 11:41am On Dec 10, 2010
studio dad is from aba
his mum is enugu
his friend is from ohafia
his dog is bayelsa
his boss is anambara
his landlord is ebonyi
WHAT IS HE?
Re: Immigrant by bashydemy(m): 1:59pm On Dec 10, 2010
Another stale joke
Re: Immigrant by bashydemy(m): 2:01pm On Dec 10, 2010
lancaster:

studio dad is from aba
his mum is enugu
his friend is from ohafia
his dog is bayelsa
his boss is anambara
his landlord is ebonyi
WHAT IS HE?
ask google

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