1: To all virgins who are wondering what sex is like.
Well it’s 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears.


2: I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them


3: Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife,
All u will be hearing is “chan chan chan”


4: In dis weather, any babe that visits her boyfriend while on her period is a witch.


5: You’re too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain)
God dey watch you o


6: You’re married but still chases other ladies and you claim you’re going for refresher courses
Your cup go soon full


7: Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ”Bros gala”
Sista tank you o


8: You’re an O’level holder but you sponsor your girl for university
My broda, you be scholarship board?
.

9: You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ”Home Sweet Home”
Your Mata Dey God’s Hand


10: You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people’s goods,
Abeg wetin i wan tell you?”


11: Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ?


12: Dangote did not send ‘I love you Jesus to 25
people before he get rich’ please stop disturbing
me or else I will curse ooo


13: NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria
Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone

14: Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic


15: If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000.
From All Your EX How Much Will You Get
As For Me I Will Get N4000


16: I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, because the things she asked for only God can provide them


17: When the devil fails to destroy you, it sends you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE


18: Plz Know your priorities and spend your money wisely. Don’t go and buy selfie stick when your armpit really needs a shaving stick.


19: Marriage is like jamb
You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last last end up in OmoPoly


20: Don’t ever insult or challenge d woman who cook ur food because #20 can buy Rat Poison.
My hands no dy ooo


21: For Those Of You Who Went To Private School And Are Intelligent, What Is The Past Tense Of GOtv?


22: Some have bae but can not cheat .Some can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo


23: Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE plz take it easy on her, don’t make her shout words like harder, don’t stop, ride on


24: Condoms are for weak ass men, real men Bleep quickly & pull out before HIV notices.


25: Some chicks be like:”I can’t cook my mom didn’t teach me babe.”
Now tell me,who taught you doggystyle hehh??.

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