A man was married and was so much in love with the days of the week Monday through sunday. So the wife conceived and gave birth to six children he all named them Monday through Saturday. Then the wife conceived

again and gave birth unfortunately it was twins he named the first twins sunday and start cracking his brain what to name the second twins since all the days of the week has be exhausted/used finally he came up with public holiday

So not funny!

patwhizkid:

So not funny!

You don't have to respond if you don't know what to say stop being rigid this is joke section easy off

That doesn't change the fact that yur joke is not funny! No offience

Where is the joke?

patwhizkid:

So not funny!

lol, u are wicked, a smiley(d one that looks like mr. Cork) should have been enough. Stop discouraging ppl abeg.

Studio CFR:

Where is the joke?

what exactly is talking

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NnamdiN, buh yu know that's the truth.

ye ye ye ye e funny dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. for ur mind

^^ how u go feel if u realise say ur name na public holiday?

I'm just saying because i know thats the meaning of ya ikwere name.

good attempt at humor. Try again. i may have laughed if u had told it 8 years ago

16-8=

patwhizkid:

:p :p :p :p:
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NnamdiN, buh yu know that's the truth.

yeah but u were a bit hard just like spending hrs in the kitchen preparing somfin, only 4 d 1st person to taste it condemn it outrightly, I bet u'd feel terrible all da same, u have exclusive rights to your opinion

^^for a sec i thot u meant right to ur onion. .as u previously mentioned kitchen.

^^ funny how the human brain works.
That was exactly what i was thinking before i scorlled and saw your post.
Was even thinking of a way to make it witty for future use

hehe

Hmmmm

lysaa:

^^for a sec i thot u meant right to your onion. .as u previously mentioned kitchen.

lol u dey tackle me ooo. wetin sef for a sec I was wondering what u meant till I noticed u spotted my lil mistake.10kx 4 d notification

frgy_:

^^
Was even thinking of a way to make it witty for future use

u re free to use onion whenever and however u like.*winks*

@poster

I'm kinda reading this joke from er. . .a different angle

good attempt at humour - but the last line sort of killed it for me