Nigeria, Nigeria!!! I hail thee

I dey laugh ooo, always

[b]V[/b]agabonds [b]I[/b]n [b]P[/b]ower have done it again!!!

jonathan is a very dull man. he isnt fit to be my local government chairman.

THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. THE NEW TOPIC ON BOARD,ITS NO LONGER GONNA BE SANUSI V LEGISLA-THIVES.
NOW ITS MISSING DDC. FUNNY COUNTRY

ahhhh

This is just pure carelessness and it is very saddening. I hope INEC would learn from this error to avoid unnecessary negative public image.

really no dull moment in naija

ship gets missing
plane missing
N36B gets stolen

weting remain to steal, may be next time na abuja dem go steal  

ahhhh

Operation Capture the Capturer : A welcomed development, keep it up Naija.

na only comedians full this nairaland. why is everybody surprised at this. how big is the ddc machine that everyone here is expressing shock? we were all here when a whole ship disappeared and we lived by that so why all these cries over little machines.
our oil wells were shared to individuals so what about sharing the machines to some personalities?
nobody stole any machine rather they took some. i think the idea of taking some is in our interests as that will ensure that our messiah(jonathan) wins come 2011 by all means.
if obasanjo who is not a militant can steal ship, what about , stealing ddc machines? with this stealing now, jonathan will consider it worth doing, privatising INEC, MM airport and if possible Nigeria as a whole.
if anyman is friendly with obj, tony anneih, bode george and co, that man is capable of stealling ddc machines even from the wharf.
WHAT IF NIGERIANS JUST TELL PDP TO STAY OUT OF 2011?

akinnux:

This is just pure carelessness and it is very saddening. I hope INEC would learn from this error to avoid unnecessary negative public image.

What are you talking about? When did INEC become NAMA? Who is suppose to be in charge of security at the airport? What is the NPF doing? Don't even call INEC at all my friend.

I am totally bemused, psychologically liquidated and mentally stratified by these on going political shokolokobangoshe. In fact i feel like em em em---- somebody pls contact Obiagbohon for help---- .

This is just Pathetic and too shameful to behold!!!.

God help all of us!

We go soon begin sell DDC for go slow, make all man fit vote inside im parlour. Register (N500), Vote (N100) for more information contact alibaba4DDC@alaye.com.

Anybody wey get DDC to sell can also contact me, I need to expand business.

Ojukwu_rsg:

It is one thing to steal a data capture machine, it another thing to use it to rig election.

Data captured by the DDC data capture machine has to be stored in a database (possibly centralized). Secondly voter's will need to be verified before the actual voting. And in case of dispute, the finger print (or other biometrics) can always be matched against captured data.

My point is that stealing DCC machine may have little impact or no impact on the elections proper if voters defend the votes.

I am not so sure that the people that stole it are fools. They must have a plan - collaboration, infiltration etc. If they wanted to steal ordinary laptop computers, they would have done so.

I'm loving this country more. DDC machines stolen at Lagos Airport and election has not started. According to our national anthem, Nigeria I hail thee.

Abegiii, who dem wan fool, na plan work jor!! who no sabi put meat for mouth make e disappear ?,

Thats criminal act

No surprise @ this. Since we have a lot of hoodlums in power with their "do or die affairs" election slogan. It's just part of their Pe-election Plan A.

PDP should be totally held responsible for this.

I weep 4 dis our seek-dead naija.

Madam Information, Is this part of our Great Nation, Good People. Anyway, we dey xpect another sweet un-befitted slogan to justify your position as a minister of "Lie Lie".

Make una no worry, the police checkpoint will catch the thieves

What a good news. As some people already say ship don miss before and nothing come out of it, so make we just accept our fate. Just when u think say d worse don happen already, there is always sometin new from our leaders thieves. Na wa for dis country ooo

Why am I not surprised?

INEC at its prowl again, There is nothing as a free and fair election, These are WHITE LIES!

agitator:

really no dull moment in naija

ship gets missing
plane missing
N36B gets stolen

weting remain to steal, may be next time na abuja dem go steal  

What is new? Yar' Adua, the former president was stolen for several months with Nigerians wondering WTF.

Hey Buddies no cause for alarm, that Machine has MAC address and Serial number, all the data captured in it will be useless and again it easy to catch the culprit, that is if Government hand and Jega's hand no dey am ooooo, Abeg abeg abeg, I am tired of Naija, its too big for one Mallam with a diploma to rule or one OBJ's puppet to rule, make we divide into 6 countries,

which kain country be this oo
r u kidding me??
election nvr even start machines don miss
this means dat dem go don declare winner b4 we even vote
na wa ooo.GEJ gat 2 b careful.he too might miss one day frm Aso rock

I dey laugh ooo
naija neva seize to amase me.

what a MIRACLE!!

why do nigerians like complaining, everytin una must complain, if dem put some of una dere our national treasure go finish, mtcheeeew

The only way God will heal Nigeria is for Nigerians to depart from iniquity, Righteousness exalts a nation but sin is a reproach unto any man! May the Lord help and bless Nigeria

agitator:

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weting remain to steal, may be next time na abuja dem go steal  

no be joke at all, at all !!! ROFLMAO!

give me a

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